Which "Die Hard" Character Are You?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
7 min
Which "Die Hard" Character Are You?
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About This Quiz

There are 12 terrorists holding hostages in a skyscraper and only you can save the day. How you handle a crisis will tell us a lot about which character you are in "Die Hard".
How would you describe your family situation?
Our relationship is severely strained and I'm working on repairing it.
I'm a single-parent who is balancing work and family.
I have a supportive and loving family.
I'm single.
How appealing is it for you to be a hero?
I plan to be a hero, in a Robin Hood kind of way.
I would love to be a hero, but I have some fears to overcome.
Being a positive role model to my kids is enough for me.
I would rather do just about anything else.
Would you consider yourself to be broken is some way?
Not at all. I'm rising up to the challenges in front of me.
I have had some terrible stuff happen to me in the past and I'm working through it.
My significant other would say so, but I'm doing my best.
I don't think so. I believe what I'm doing is for the greater good, but others might see that differently.

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What are your thoughts on John Wayne?
I'm more of a Roy Rogers kind of cowboy.
I like his movies.
All Americans think they are John Wayne. It's kind of sad really.
I'd be happy to find a John Wayne in my life.
How good are you at improvising on the run?
I'm not the greatest at it, but I might surprise you with my reflexes.
I'm alright at it, but I do better with a plan.
I'm great at planning, but I struggle when unexpected issues arise.
I'm excellent at figuring stuff out on the fly.
Do you prefer the East Coast or the West Coast of America?
I'm not a fan of either coast.
I'm definitely more of an East Coast kind of person.
West Coast, all day, every day.
I could be happy with either, but I'm on the West Coast now.

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How comfortable are you with shooting a gun?
I'm very comfortable and I'm a very good shot.
I don't like guns at all.
I've become uncomfortable with guns, but I would use one if I had to.
I'd rather use my mind than fire a gun.
How do you feel about Christmas?
I'm not a fan of Christmas, just another corporate sham.
It's frustrating how often I have to work on Christmas.
I love Christmas. It's probably my favorite holiday.
It's always more chaotic and exhausting than you think it will be.
How would you describe your love life?
Rocky
Stable
Frustrating
Non-existent

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How would you most likely respond to a hostage situation?
I'd stay out of it, unless I was the only one who could help.
I'd try to negotiate with the criminals.
I'd take advantage of the situation.
I'd take on the role of caretaker for the hostages.
How often do members of the opposite sex flirt with you?
I'm married, but occasionally my significant other flirts with me.
It happens quite a lot. I've gotten used to it.
That never happens. It's obvious that I've got more important things to do.
It happens once in a while, but mostly I do the flirting.
How regularly do you use profanity?
I don't use much profanity, unless the situation is incredibly terrible.
I swear all the time. I need a full-time censor for my mouth.
I use a bit of profanity, but I mostly try to keep it clean.
I hardly ever swear, unless my ex is involved.

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How rebellious are you?
I rarely follow the rules. Sometimes it works out, other times not so much.
I'm generally the one who plays by the rules, but I have to admit that I'm attracted to rebels.
I almost always play be the rules, unless it is life and death.
I never play by the rules. Rules are for suckers.
How big are your ambitions?
I plan to rule the world.
I'm just happy staying out of trouble and spending time with my family.
I have pretty big ambitions. I'm moving up in the world.
I really don't have very big ambitions, but I keep getting sucked into other people's plans.
Have you ever experienced serious mental trauma that you're working through?
If you consider a bad marriage to be traumatic, then yes.
Yes, I have a very difficult experience that I'm trying to overcome.
I wouldn't call it traumatic, but I've been through some tough times.
No, I wouldn't say that I've experienced any significant trauma.

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Which description best describes your body type?
Athletic
Plump
Tall and thin
Curvy
If you were a police officer, would you prefer desk work or to be out in the field?
I'd rather have the peace and simplicity of desk work.
I really can't imagine working in the police department.
I'd rather be out in the field where the action is.
I have no desire to be a hero, but desk work sounds horribly boring.
How good of a verbal communicator are you?
There's nothing wrong with my communication skills, it's the idiots I work with.
I'm not the greatest, at least that's what my ex-wife would say.
I do a pretty decent job, especially in a crisis.
I'm an excellent communicator. That's how I have risen in the corporate world.

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How regularly do you lie?
I'm a pretty straight-shooting cowboy.
I tell some little white lies from time to time.
I rarely tell lies, it's just not in my nature.
I lie all the time. It's pretty fun.
How strong of a negotiator are you?
I'm pretty good. Let's just say I'm pretty ruthless.
I do my best, but it's not really my strong suit.
I've got a way of convincing people.
I'm pretty forceful in my negotiations, but it sometimes works. Of course, sometimes it makes it much worse.
Would you describe your personality as warm or cold?
I can be cold if pushed too far, but mostly I'm very warm and caring.
I'm a very warm and inviting person.
I suppose I could be seen as cold, but I really do care.
I am very cold and calculating.

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How afraid of heights are you?
I don't really have a fear of heights. I might actually have a fear of depth.
I'd much rather be standing on the ground.
I didn't have a fear of heights until I had a very bad experience.
I have a normal human fear of heights, but I can work with it.
How much would you say you enjoy watching things blow up?
As long as I'm far away from the scene and nobody gets hurt, it can be fun to see.
I'm not a fan of destruction. I'm focused on creating things, not destroying things.
I love a good explosion.
Explosions are interesting, but I'd much rather not be involved.
Which phrase best describes how you deal with a crisis?
Calm and collected
Spring into action
Fully committed
Care for those in need

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How good of a driver are you?
I'm a bit reckless, but I have some skills.
I'm a very responsible driver.
I'm so bad that people think Stevie Wonder might be driving the car.
Someone else does the driving for me.
How would you describe your usual attire?
Formal
Uniform
Business
Casual
How many languages do you speak?
I speak a couple of languages well.
I only speak English.
I swear so much that it might sound like a second language.
I speak a number of languages well enough to get by.

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How much international travel have you done?
I've been on one trip overseas.
I've never left my home country.
I've traveled all over the world.
I've been to a few countries and have more trips planned soon.
Are you more likely to be cast as a good guy or a bad guy?
I really am a good guy, despite my flaws.
Neither, I'm a woman.
I'd definitely be cast as the bad guy.
I think it totally depends on who you ask.
How likely are you to use a catch phrase at a dramatic moment?
I will probably use one, but I doubt it will be good.
It's inevitable. Yippee-ki-yay!
I'll leave that to the action hero.
Catch phrases are lame. No way.

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