Which Eccentric "Tiger King" Character Are You?

By: Ian Fortey

Which Eccentric "Tiger King" Character Are You?
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About This Quiz

None of us saw "Tiger King" coming. A documentary about a guy who owns tigers sounded like a nature documentary your grandma would watch. Turns out it's no nature documentary. Instead, it's a true-crime documentary that instantly took the internet by storm. Doesn't it seem like everyone you know watched it? Every person in "Tiger King" is larger than life and it's hard to figure out who, if anyone, you should be rooting for. These people go from being monsters to sympathetic and back again in the span of moments. They do horrible things, say horrible things ... and then somehow it kind of makes sense by the next episode. It's nothing like anything we've watched before. 

Limbs get eaten, truckloads of cold cuts are fed to tigers, there are group weddings and cults and shootings and explosions and country music videos packed to the gills with cringe. They say that truth is stranger than fiction, and "Tiger King" takes that to heart. With all the crazy characters in this doc, there has to be one or two who are at least a little bit like you, right? Even if you don't want to admit it? Take the quiz and see!

carole Are you the kind of person who would wear tiger print clothes in public?
Sure
Every. Single. Day.
Nah
I don't like animal print.

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travis 2 Just between us, how often do you tell lies?
Oh, everyone lies now and then, right?
I don't lie. I swear.
Mind your own business.
When I need to

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Joe Albums If you had to, which "look" would you rock?
Joe's mullet
Carole's flower crown
Doc's ponytail
John's tattoos

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13-Tigers Next to tigers, what are the coolest cats out there?
Ligers
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards

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carole on bike Do you have a nemesis?
Me? No.
Unfortunately
I hope not.
Oh, I sure do. Maybe even more than one.

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three husbands What's your love life like?
Rough. Very rough.
It's good now.
Fantastic!
No complaints

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carole Would you say that you have a temper?
Not really
You bet I do!
You have to push me hard.
Yeah, it comes out sometimes.

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10-Tigers Have you ever been bitten by a cat?
Once or twice, yeah
Never
I've been scratched.
Yes, I have. You gotta watch out for those things.

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joe with tigers What are you snatching off the Walmart meat truck?
Gimme some of that bologna!
I'll take those crab legs.
Maybe a nice roast
Nothing, thanks

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carole on computer Straight up, do you think Carole Baskin killed her first husband?
It's hard to say.
Of course not!
I have no idea. But yes.
1,000,000% yes!

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Jeff Lowe Do people just not get you sometimes?
All the time!
I think people understand me.
Foolish people
Don't know, don't care.

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11-Joe Would you vote for Joe Exotic?
Yes, you bet!
No, I wouldn't.
I don't know.
Are you crazy?

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3-Dude With No Legs Is it hard for you to admit when you're wrong?
I'm not wrong, though.
I don't think so.
If I'm wrong, I can admit it. If I'm wrong.
I don't think so.

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6-JoeExotic How's your singing voice?
Epic!
I don't sing.
I assume it's wonderful.
Who needs to sing?

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producer Whether you're much of a singer or not, what type of music icon would you love to be?
Classic rock
Pop
Country
Eh, it's not a dream of mine.

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carole in cage Do big cats belong in zoos?
No, they belong in the wild.
Yes, of course!
Who belongs anywhere?
They belong wherever people can take care of them.

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2-Doc On Elephant What would you say is your greatest fear in life?
Being forgotten
Being alone
Not being in control
Being poor

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advisor Which of these cat emojis speaks to you?
😹
😻
😼
I'm not big on emojis.

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scarface How important is money?
It's pretty fantastic.
It's not everything.
Me and money are good friends.
I love it!

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doc interview So would you ever snitch on a friend?
If I need to
No, I wouldn't.
How close is this friend?
Oh yeah!

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Travis Do people ever say you're paranoid?
Do they? Who said that?
It's not paranoia if they're really after you.
Nah!
I don't care what other people say.

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12-Joe How innocent do you think Joe Exotic is?
100% innocent
So guilty
How should I know?
Just about everyone in the doc is guilty.

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Joe With Lion Are you comfortable around animals?
I love my pet dogs and cats! But I wouldn't be comfortable around big animals.
Lions, tigers, bears — I'm comfortable around the big guys.
It varies, depending on the vibe I get from the animal.
I'm not really an animal person.

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1-Carole Baskin Which of these personality traits do you find most infuriating?
Pretension
Cruelty
Idiocy
Dullness

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joe close up How do you express your anger?
Explosively
Calmly
Who has time for anger?
I'll backstab ya.

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joe Green Screen Are you pretty skilled when it comes to social media?
I try my hardest.
I am amazing.
I use it, but I don't really post anything myself.
No

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doc on couch Besides "Tiger King," which of these true crime documentaries is most addictive?
"Making a Murderer"
"The Jinx"
"Wild Wild Country"
I dunno.

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carole close up How do you spend your free time?
Listening to music and watching shows
On social media
Partying
None of your business

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joe So which of these choices is your "Tiger King"?
Tony the Tiger
Daniel Tiger
Tigger
Joe Exotic

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Joe With Cubs How fair do you think "Tiger King" is to everyone involved?
It seemed OK.
Very unfair
It got a little sketchy.
I dunno.

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