Which Empowering Biblical Woman Are You?

By: Tasha Moore
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Were you smart and powerful enough to teach your grade school classes as a youngster?
I've ministered to my teacher.
I'm always the smartest one in the room.
Nobody's a better teacher than my partner.
I was told that I was smart, but I never took stock in it.

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When the going gets tough for your friends, do you get going or do you stay and help them through tough times?
You'll be hard-pressed to find better support.
I find better associates.
I am a helpmate to my sweetheart only.
I stick it out.

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Do you vouch for friends and family even without their knowledge?
I don't need to prove my dedication; I just do it.
Everyone will know that I've helped, or else what's the point?
Only God and my sweetie need to know of my good deeds.
Who's gonna vouch for me?

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How did you become the go-to person for all juicy gossip?
No gossip here
I'm queen, that's how!
My partner is well-connected, not me.
Because my life is like a soap opera

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You're the type of person who plans appreciation dinners for others, right?
Yup! And all in attendance get an extra round of bread and fish!
Only for celebs
I'm too busy moving around to plan anything.
I'd like one of those one day.

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Name your biggest life change.
I've been healed of my afflictions.
I married my sweetheart.
I realized my life's purpose.
I finally got the family I've always wanted.

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You're at the store. Do you pick up an extra carton of milk for your neighbor as you'd do for yourself?
I'm at the store to cater to my neighbor's needs specifically.
Ew! Who still drinks milk?
I don't do the shopping,
I'm all out of milk. I hope someone picks up a carton for me.

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Is it true that you're a team player?
Always hands-on and ready to assist
I get all the shine.
If my partner is said "team," then yes.
I didn't know that I had a team. Are you sure?

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Are you queen of your home?
Personal titles hinder divine work.
I'm the queen of the entire kingdom, darn it!
I'll ask when I get home.
I'm due for new digs.

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What was the last awesome thing that you did for your significant other?
I gave them a pedicure.
I built a fan site for their favorite celebrity.
I always agree with my significant other.
I gave them all a big hug.

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Do you excel at hosting parties?
It depends on who I'm hosting it for.
I'm the best!
My babe hosts the parties, and I enjoy the events.
What's there to celebrate?

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Can we guess that others underestimate how formidable an opponent you are?
I guess I don't look the part.
Beauty can be deceiving.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Folks who I thought were opponents have turned out to be good friends.

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Is lip sparring your thing?
I learn more when I'm quiet.
I enjoy a battle of words every now and again.
If you mean landing tons of kisses on my boo, then I'm a heavyweight contender.
It's hard to find the words.

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Who is spared from your wrath?
My teacher
Anybody can get it.
My honey dumpling
Myself

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Identify your guilty obsession.
Games, any kind of game
Precious jewels
I feel no guilt about loving on my honey.
I'm obsessed with improving myself.

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Is your main squeeze hard to please?
I have no main squeeze to please.
My partner demands your fear.
My main squeeze is fair about matters.
Extremely so

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Do you have a pet name?
My pet name is my real name.
Don't mention anything to me about pets!!
It always changes.
A pet name must be nice.

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Who makes the major decisions in your life?
God
I, alone, make decisions for everyone.
Bae
I barely do.

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Is your significant other a big deal?
My significant other is the biggest deal possible.
My significant other is a big deal to others, not to me.
Yes, but my significant other won't admit it.
No deal

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How empathetic is your main squeeze?
Look up empathetic in a dictionary and you'll find them.
I shudder to think such thoughts.
Superhuman-level empathy
This much ...

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How did you go about getting a thing that you wanted really badly?
Prayer changes things.
Trickery and deceit
I desired to give my husband an heir and rushed the process.
I didn't bother.

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In a word, what's the nature of your closest interpersonal relationship?
Unbreakable
Conditional
Committed
Nonexistent

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Could you and your significant other pass as siblings?
They don't think so.
Royalty keeps bloodlines pure.
I wouldn't doubt that.
Not anymore, bruh

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Are any of your children ready for fame?
My religious teacher has enough fame for everybody.
Of course. Look at the mama!
Been ready, thanks to the parents.
I doubt that.

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Confess the name you'd like to be called that won't stick.
Virgin surrogate
G-O-D
Main squeeze
Alone

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Has life been anything other than a breeze for you?
The afterlife will be a breeze once we survive this storm.
It's always a breeze until somebody tries to stop your hustle.
With a tribe like mine, I can't complain.
I'm amazed by how well I've sailed that breeze.

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Who are the people in your neighborhood?
A tight-knit crew of righteous individuals
My subjects
Everyone
Too many friends to count

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Describe the span of time it took for your life to change considerably.
One day, three days tops
A quick leap is all it took.
It took a lifetime.
In a blink of an eye, I was changed forever.

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Is there a special person in your life who refuses to leave your side no matter what?
Once upon a time
Who needs "special" when you're queen?
I'm proud to say so.
I can't even pay them to leave me be.

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Do you consider yourself to be a conformist?
I conform only to what my God wants.
I conform only to what my gods want.
I conform to my partner's wishes.
I do whatever it takes for my clique.

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