Which Era of British History Do You Belong In?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which monarch do you like?
Elizabeth I
Victoria
George VI
Boudica

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Which enemy do you prefer?
France or Spain
Rebels in the colonies, darling
Germany
Italians

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What sort of ships do you like?
Sail ships
Ironclads
Steamers
Triremes

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What religion suits you?
Catholicism (secretly)
Protestantism
I don't think about that much.
Paganism

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How forested do you like the landscape?
Half
Hardly any
Much restored
Mostly

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How safe do you want to be?
Mostly
Nearly entirely
Very until I'm not.
Not much

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Could you live in a police state?
Sure!
Doubt it
Temporarily, yes
Absolutely not

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Do you like the kingdoms of the UK set up as they currently are?
I aspire to that, yes.
Yes
Mostly
No

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How many serious-size cities do you like?
Two
Six
Ten
One

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Can you handle periods of war?
Yes, please!
Not at home
I love that!
I like constant low-level skirmishing.

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Do you want a woman in charge?
Of course, she's as good as a man.
Of course, she's better than a man.
I don't mind as long as they're English.
Yes, she fights for our rights.

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Are you good at building a fire?
I have servants for that.
I have that new-fangled stove thingy.
No, I have central heating.
Yes

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Do you mind being perpetually just a little bit chilly?
I like it.
I can handle it.
I do not like it.
I love it.

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Do you prefer emotional openness or stiltedness?
Openness
Stiltedness
I am OK with stiltedness, for now.
I don't mind.

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What architecture suits you?
Tudor
Gothic
Edwardian
Romanesque

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How tall do you like the men to be?
5'8
5'10
6'
Surprisingly tall

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What fabric do you like your clothing made of?
Brocade
Linen
Cotton
Wool

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What do you want to call a woman you don't know?
Milady
Ma'am
Miss
Puella

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Do you want the whole country to feel united?
Ideally, but it's not a dealbreaker.
I don't care how they feel, I care how they act.
Yes!
No

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Do you need a period of moral certainty?
I want political convenience disguised as moral certainty.
I want a legend of moral certainty to paper over a time of radical upheavel.
Yes
No

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How do you want to style your hair?
I want a giant wig.
With curls and pinned up
Finger waves
Long and flowing

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What do you want to eat?
Pheasant
Venison
Spam
Songbirds

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Do you want British wine to be a thing?
LOL that's silly.
No, if we want wine we just colonize someone and take it.
I don't have time for such frivolities.
Yes, we are famous for it.

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How do you want to get around?
Carriage
Railway
Car
Foot

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Which country do you want it to be acceptable to say nasty things about pretty much all the darn time?
France
Anywhere outside Europe
Austria
Gaul

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What do you want to be considered immodest?
Total nudity
Ankles
Short skirt
I do not want this concept to exist.

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Do you like the government to be super involved in religion?
Yes, please!
Just a little
Yes, in its service.
No, that's crazy.

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What instrument do you want people to play?
Lyre
Pianoforte
Guitar
Cymbalum

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How do you want people to send messages from one town to the next?
Letter
Telegram
Phone call
Beacon - or else just go there.

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How do you like your streets?
Cobbled
Paved
Tarmac
Straight

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