Which Family Friendly Cruise Should You and Your Family Go On?
By: Mark Lichtenstein
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About This Quiz
Straight, gay, or otherwise, you have a family and you want to take them on a family cruise. The good news is you are spoiled for options. The bad news is that this makes the decision hard. Let's make it easy with this quiz!
How gimmicky do you like your cruise?
Do you like good clean fun?
I like good, but clean is another matter
Do you like fine dining?
It's nice but not necessary
Do you think no cruise is complete without an in-air ropes course?
I'd rather have a roller coaster
Do you plan to spend a lot of time at the pool?
All my time will be at the pool
Are you adventurous?
With places I will disembark? Yes.
With food I'll try? Sure.
I just want something predictable
Do you love all things Disney?
Disney is best experience in a theme park
Disney is nice, but expensive
Do you need a lot of shows to see?
Nope! Just give me a swimming pool and a beer
If the shows will exhaust my kids, then yes
What part of the world suits you?
Do you have teens in your party?
Yeah, but they are very mature
Do you mind being around the riff-raff?
They're alright in small doses
They're okay if I can pay to get away from them from time to time
Do you like online social networking, now you know it exists?
Social networking is for kids
Do you like water slides?
If it'll make my kids shut up
Do you want to eat a whole bunch of junk food?
Only if it's branded junk food
Do you think spending more will reduce the odds of norovirus?
If it puts me in a secluded portion of the ship, yes
Do you care about brand name recognition?
Only if the brand means quality
Only if the brand means bargains
Only if the brand means fun!
How sophisticated are you?
Sorry, that second word is too many letters for me to understand
Are you a nerd?
I consider myself a nerd, but I don't know if you would
Do you need peace and quiet?
Do you need a really fancy spa?
I just want costumed characters
Do you like to pay for special experiences?
I heard of something called Hasbro The Game immersive experience
I want some costumed characters
Do you like to be on a giant or a smaller ship?
Do you like elegance?
I like it if it is heavily branded
Are you really on the cruise to hang out with the kids, or avoid them?
I'm here to show my kids how grown ups relax
I'm here to pool party with my kids!
Placate them and pass them off to someone else
Are you hoping to make people jealous?
Is the cruise going to include grandparents?
If their new hearing aids come in time
Do you like karaoke?
Only if I can get blasted first
Only if it's famous soundtrack stuff
Do you plan to leave the ship, or does it have to have everything?
That depends on where it goes, but generally no
If we go someplace where I can pry my kids away, that'd be nice, but unnecessary
Do you possibly want to go up a river?
I want the high seas, that's all
No, I'm never getting off the ship
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