Which Family Friendly Cruise Should You and Your Family Go On?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Family Friendly Cruise Should You and Your Family Go On?
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About This Quiz

Straight, gay, or otherwise, you have a family and you want to take them on a family cruise. The good news is you are spoiled for options. The bad news is that this makes the decision hard. Let's make it easy with this quiz!
How gimmicky do you like your cruise?
Not at all
A bit maybe
I like the classics
Very very gimmicky

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What’s your budget?
Price is no object
I've got some spare cash
I'm broke
I'm still assessing that

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Do you like good clean fun?
That sounds plebeian
I guess
Sure
I like good, but clean is another matter

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Do you like fine dining?
I love it
It's nice but not necessary
Hell no
I don't mind either way

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Do you think no cruise is complete without an in-air ropes course?
No, that sound silly
What?
That's what I need!
I'd rather have a roller coaster

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Do you plan to spend a lot of time at the pool?
Not really
A bit
All my time will be at the pool
Some I suppose

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Are you adventurous?
With places I will disembark? Yes.
With food I'll try? Sure.
No
I just want something predictable

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Do you love all things Disney?
No
Disney is best experience in a theme park
Disney is nice, but expensive
I do!

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Do you need a lot of shows to see?
I'd like that
It'd be nice
Nope! Just give me a swimming pool and a beer
If the shows will exhaust my kids, then yes

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What part of the world suits you?
Mediterranean
Everywhere
Florida
I don't care

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Do you have teens in your party?
Yeah, but they are very mature
Yes
No, I've got tweens
I've got toddlers

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Do you mind being around the riff-raff?
Yes
They're alright in small doses
I am riff-raff
They're okay if I can pay to get away from them from time to time

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Do you like online social networking, now you know it exists?
I use LinkedIn
I use Facebook
I love it!
Social networking is for kids

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Do you like water slides?
Really?
They're alright I guess
Weeee!
If it'll make my kids shut up

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Do you want to eat a whole bunch of junk food?
No
Only some junk food
Gimme!
Only if it's branded junk food

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Do you think spending more will reduce the odds of norovirus?
Yes
Probably
What's norovirus?
If it puts me in a secluded portion of the ship, yes

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Do you care about brand name recognition?
Only if the brand means quality
Only if the brand means bargains
Only if the brand means fun!
Yes

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How sophisticated are you?
Quite
Very
Sorry, that second word is too many letters for me to understand
I am, my kids are not

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Are you a nerd?
Yes, how did you know?
I'm a little nerdy
Not at all
I consider myself a nerd, but I don't know if you would

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Do you need peace and quiet?
That's all I need
I'd like that
God no
I need it sometimes

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Do you need a really fancy spa?
Yes
That'd be amazing
Fancy? No.
I just want costumed characters

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Do you like to pay for special experiences?
Sure, I'm made of money
I don't know
I heard of something called Hasbro The Game immersive experience
I want some costumed characters

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Do you like to be on a giant or a smaller ship?
Smaller
Midsized
Huge
Yuge

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Do you like elegance?
I crave it
It's nice
Hell no
I like it if it is heavily branded

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Are you really on the cruise to hang out with the kids, or avoid them?
I'm here to show my kids how grown ups relax
Avoid them
I'm here to pool party with my kids!
Placate them and pass them off to someone else

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Are you hoping to make people jealous?
Yeah
I'm just here to relax
No
I'd like that

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Is the cruise going to include grandparents?
Yes
Maybe
No
If their new hearing aids come in time

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Do you like karaoke?
No
I love it
Only if I can get blasted first
Only if it's famous soundtrack stuff

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Do you plan to leave the ship, or does it have to have everything?
No
That depends on where it goes, but generally no
It must have it all
If we go someplace where I can pry my kids away, that'd be nice, but unnecessary

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Do you possibly want to go up a river?
Yes
Maybe
I want the high seas, that's all
No, I'm never getting off the ship

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