Which Famous Baseball Star Are You?
By: Zoe Samuel
Image: Collage; Derek Jeter, Mariano Rivera, Alex Rodriguez
About This Quiz
It's the national pastime, and one of the reasons we love it is going to see our favorite stars. Which recent baseball legend are you most like? Take this quiz to find out!
Have you ever cheated on a test?
No, but I let a friend cheat off me.
Could you get into an Ivy League school?
Sure, I'd just buy them a library.
I probably could have but I never had the opportunity.
Maybe not, but I have every other kind of intelligence.
What languages do you speak?
English, Spanish, and the language of awesome
Do you know how to party?
Are you a team player?
Yes, and I know exactly what I bring to the table.
Not only am I, but I make other people into team players.
Have you ever made a really bad real estate bet?
You promised you weren't going to ask me about that.
Real estate back home is so cheap, I couldn't really make a mistake.
No, all my investments are genius.
How many states or countries have you lived in?
New York, Florida, Washington, Dominican Republican
California, Maryland, New York, Pennsylvania
How do you like the weather?
I like four different seasons.
What scenery do you like?
What's your ideal home?
A lovely villa in my homeland
A nice house in a small town
What do you think of Madonna?
She was super awesome in the 80's
Are you a winner?
Yes, but honestly or not at all
I am a winner who brings out the win in others.
What are the Boston Red Sox to you?
Do you prefer to jump or be pushed?
I leave gracefully at the appointed time.
What's your idea of a good time?
Partying with lots of lovely ladies.
Going home to see the extended family.
Hanging with my wife and kids.
How do you like to get around?
If someone gave you $100m, is there any chance you'd ever go broke?
No, but I would give most away.
No, I would invest wisely.
No because it wouldn't be the only time I'd get that much.
Besides baseball, what do you love?
Do you ever mentor new hires at work?
I show them the ropes sometimes.
I take responsibility for onboarding.
What colors suit you best?
What do you do in a high pressure situation?
I do what I always do. Nothing fazes me.
Rouse the troops with a stirring pep talk
Are you good at following orders?
Absolutely, within my limits
Yes, but also thinking outside the box
I am good at giving and taking orders.
Do you have leadership potential?
Yes but in surprising ways
What cause do you support?
Helping myself with substance abuse
Health clinics in poor countries
Research of various types
Helping kids beat substance abuse
Do you get away with things you shouldn't?
I could, which is why I don't.
Yes, but no one knows about it
How do you want to be remembered?
For being awesome. Also, hot. And funny. And the best. And did I mention awesome?
For being reliable and a good teammate.
As the smartest guy in the room, in a nice way.
For leadership and vision.