Which Famous Baseball Star Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel

Which Famous Baseball Star Are You?
Image: Collage; Derek Jeter, Mariano Rivera, Alex Rodriguez

About This Quiz

It's the national pastime, and one of the reasons we love it is going to see our favorite stars. Which recent baseball legend are you most like? Take this quiz to find out!
Have you ever cheated on a test?
I've never NOT cheated.
No
Once
No, but I let a friend cheat off me.

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How good a liar are you?
Not as good as I think.
Bad
OK
I don't lie.

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Could you get into an Ivy League school?
Sure, I'd just buy them a library.
I probably could have but I never had the opportunity.
Yes, and I did.
Maybe not, but I have every other kind of intelligence.

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What languages do you speak?
English and Spanish
Spanish
English
English, Spanish, and the language of awesome

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Do you know how to party?
I invented party!
Sometimes
No
Yes, but I moderate it.

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Are you a team player?
No
Yes, and I know exactly what I bring to the table.
Yes, in surprising ways.
Not only am I, but I make other people into team players.

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Have you ever made a really bad real estate bet?
You promised you weren't going to ask me about that.
Real estate back home is so cheap, I couldn't really make a mistake.
No
No, all my investments are genius.

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How many states or countries have you lived in?
New York, Florida, Washington, Dominican Republican
New York and Panama
California, Maryland, New York, Pennsylvania
New York, New Jersey

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How do you like the weather?
Sunny and warm
Tropical
Hot but not humid
I like four different seasons.

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What scenery do you like?
Suburbs
Jungle
Forests
Skyscrapers

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What's your ideal home?
McMansion
A lovely villa in my homeland
A nice house in a small town
Fabulous loft apartment

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What do you think of Madonna?
Hot but clingy
I don't care
She was super awesome in the 80's
Very distracting

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Are you a winner?
At any cost, yes
Yes, but honestly or not at all
Almost!
I am a winner who brings out the win in others.

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Are you good at puzzles?
No
One specific type, yes
I'm brilliant.
I'm OK.

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What are the Boston Red Sox to you?
Potential employer
Those dudes I crush
A team from Boston
Enemy

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Do you prefer to jump or be pushed?
Push me!
I jump first.
I leave gracefully at the appointed time.
A little of both

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What's your idea of a good time?
Partying with lots of lovely ladies.
Going home to see the extended family.
Hanging with my wife and kids.
A little of everything.

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How do you like to get around?
Private jet
Nice car
I don't get around much.
Limo

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If someone gave you $100m, is there any chance you'd ever go broke?
I did that already.
No, but I would give most away.
No, I would invest wisely.
No because it wouldn't be the only time I'd get that much.

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Besides baseball, what do you love?
Myself
My family and my people
My family and hometown
My fans

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What's your position?
Shortstop
Closer
Starting pitcher
Captain

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Do you ever mentor new hires at work?
LOL no
A little
I show them the ropes sometimes.
I take responsibility for onboarding.

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What colors suit you best?
Two shades of blue
Just blue and white
Orange and black
Blue, white, and silver

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What do you do in a high pressure situation?
Crack under pressure
I do what I always do. Nothing fazes me.
Keep calm and carry on
Rouse the troops with a stirring pep talk

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Are you good at following orders?
No
Absolutely, within my limits
Yes, but also thinking outside the box
I am good at giving and taking orders.

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Do you have leadership potential?
No
Yes but in surprising ways
A little
I am a leader.

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What cause do you support?
Helping myself with substance abuse
Health clinics in poor countries
Research of various types
Helping kids beat substance abuse

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Do you get away with things you shouldn't?
All the time
I don't try
I could, which is why I don't.
Yes, but no one knows about it

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Are you lucky?
So lucky!
Quite lucky
Lucky up to a point
I don't believe in luck.

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How do you want to be remembered?
For being awesome. Also, hot. And funny. And the best. And did I mention awesome?
For being reliable and a good teammate.
As the smartest guy in the room, in a nice way.
For leadership and vision.

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