Which Famous Poet Is Your Soulmate?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Famous Poet Is Your Soulmate?
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About This Quiz

Is there anything more romantic than a fabulous poem? I think not. Which one of the world's greatest poets would be the one to sweep you off your feet?
Where would you feel most inspired to write?
A meadow.
A dark room.
A bar.
A coffee shop.

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What would inspire you to write a poem?
Being in love.
Being depressed.
Being poor.
What is wrong with society.

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What type of movie would you go see?
A romance.
A horror movie.
An urban drama.
A political struggle.

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What kind of person do you like to date?
Witty and charming.
Artsy and dark.
Fun loving and wild.
Cool and smart.

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How often do you exercise?
Quite often.
Hardly at all.
Sometimes.
Never.

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Your last relationship ended because...
We weren't meant to be.
He/she was too cheerful about everything.
He/she didn't like to party enough.
He/she was too predictable.

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Where would you hang out?
A wine bar.
At home alone.
A dive bar.
A hip bar.

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What are you usually doing late at night?
Sleeping.
Gaming.
Out partying.
Hanging out with friends.

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Is the book ever better than the movie?
Never.
Who goes to movies?
Sure, movies are cool.
Not usually.

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How do you flirt?
By being fabulous.
By being interesting.
By being fun to hang out with.
By being witty.

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What would you be doing at a party?
Engaging in witty banter.
Hiding in the corner.
Drinking all the beer.
Having an anxiety attack.

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What would be a good job for you?
A professor.
A night watchman.
A mailman.
A lawyer.

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Who do you trust the most?
My significant other.
No one.
My buddies.
My intellectual equals.

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How romantic are you?
Very much so.
Not very.
It depends on my mood.
I don't think about things like that often.

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Have you ever had anyone say that you were too depressing?
Not often.
Sometimes.
Well, yeah, but life is depressing.
Not usually.

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How much do you like to party?
Not much.
Not at all.
Constantly.
Quite a bit.

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What would you write a poem about?
Starcrossed lovers.
Grief.
The pointlessness of life.
Being young and wild.

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Which video game would you play?
"Skyrim"
"Call of Duty"
"Sims"
"World of Warcraft"

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Which author do you prefer?
Charles Dickens
Stephen King
Dennis Johnson
George Saunders

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Do you like Beat poetry?
Not really.
What is that?
It is okay.
Love it.

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How often do you go to plays?
All the time.
Sometimes.
Never.
Hardly ever.

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When was the last time you woke up not remembering where you were?
Years ago.
That never happened.
Last night.
Last year.

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Do you care how much your soulmate makes?
I would like my soulmate to make a lot of money.
I don't care much.
I don't care at all.
Well, it wouldn't hurt if they made money.

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Which movie would you watch?
"10 Things I Hate About You"
"House of Usher"
"Barfly"
"My Generation"

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What type of music would you listen to?
Classical
Goth
Punk
Classic rock

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Where would you like to take a walk?
The beach.
The woods.
In a city.
On a college campus.

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Do you have a problem with falling for players?
Maybe a little.
Not at all.
For sure.
I totally do.

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What was the earliest in the day you have had a drink?
3 p.m.
5 p.m.
6 p.m.
Noon

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Your best friend is about to get in a fight, how do you handle it?
Try to talk him out of it.
I turn around and leave.
I jump in and help him.
I watch and laugh.

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Which is your favorite holiday?
Valentine's Day
Halloween
New Year's Eve
Every day is the same to me.

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