Which Famous Soccer Commentator Are You?

Kennita Leon

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About This Quiz

Being a sports commentator cannot be as easy as it looks. Not only do you have to pay attention for extended periods of time, but you also need to know exactly what to say at the right moments. The potty mouths out there will especially appreciate the fact that you can't say bad words at all, even if you're impressed or disgusted by what's going on and you also have to get along with who you're working with. 

It's no different when it comes to soccer. These men have to know all the rules of the game, comment on bad calls made by the refs and stay glued to the match just in case someone scores a goal. So, which one of them are you? Which one of the men that make this game that much more interesting are you most like?

Are you the legend that is Martin Tyler? Do you like to keep things very quiet like Jon Champion? Are you loud and do you make controversial statements like Ian Darke? Or do you like to shout everything out like Peter Drury? 

We'll let you know which of these famous commentators you are if you answer our questions. Sound like a deal? Well, let's get started. 


Can you play soccer?

Which position is your favorite?

What's your favorite team?

What color uniform would you want to play in?

Which stadium would you love to visit?

Which league has the most exciting soccer?

Which cup or trophy, in your opinion, is the best?

Who's the most legendary soccer player in all of human existence?

What's the worst kind of foul?

How do you feel about red cards?

Could you really be a soccer commentator?

Which of these men does the best job?

What kind of commentator annoys you the most?

Which iconic goal still takes your breath away today?

Would you go to another country just to see a football match?

Which country are you rooting for in the World Cup?

Besides soccer, what's your favorite sport?

Did you play sports in high school?

Do you get physical during your free time?

How in shape are you?

Which word best describes you?

Let's talk about your daily routine. What's your go to breakfast?

How long does your morning shower take?

What toothpaste brand do you use?

What kind of dress code does your job require?

How do you get to work?

How do you feel after the average day of work?

When you get home, what's the first thing you do?

Which of these snacks would eat for dinner?

Which of these do you do to fall asleep?

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