Which Fast & Furious Car Would You Drive?

By: Zoe Samuel

Which Fast & Furious Car Would You Drive?
Image: Universal Pictures via youtube

About This Quiz

Few films have assumed the role of genre leader quite like "The Fast & the Furious" and its sequels. The 1970s saw a lot of motorcycle movies, the 1990s saw a lot of martial arts movies, and "The Fast & the Furious" saw the rebirth of the 1950s-esque drag racer movie. Unlike Vin Diesel's "XXX," "The Fast & the Furious" was an ensemble film, capable of expanding its cast over the years and changing with the times. Some don't even feature Vin Diesel in a starring role.

The Fast & Furious films capture an imagined world of criminals who get their kicks doing amazing stunts in cars, while such "outlaw gangs" in the real world usually just provide YouTube with great videos of themselves wrapping Mustangs around trees.

People connect with cars on an emotional level. Something about them reaches deep into us and draws out very strong opinions about what is or isn't cool, or practical, or in keeping with our values. 

We came up with a quiz that will bring these feelings into high relief, so park your Prius around the back, torch your motorcycle and put the Segway on Ebay. It's time to find out which Fast & Furious car you would drive!

Do you want to spend a lot of money?
Yes
Not really
Somewhat
I would if I could!

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Whose envy matters most?
Everyone's!
Poor people
Cool people
I don't want people to envy me.

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How practical are you?
A smidge
More than you'd think
Not a bit
Entirely

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How important is fuel consumption?
I don't care about that.
Fairly
I suppose it's not unimportant.
It's top after the crash test safety rating.

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Do you ever want to blend in?
LOL no
Not really
Occasionally
Yes please!

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Do you carry a lot of luggage?
It depends on what I'm up to.
Some
Hardly any
Yes, so much

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Who else drives with you?
My bros
My friends
My bae
My kids

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Are you planning a quick getaway?
Of course
Sometimes
Usually
Nope

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Do you care about resale value?
No, I'm never selling.
Not really
Yes. It's vintage and it's an investment.
Yes, somewhat

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Do you have good reflexes?
Very good
OK
Stellar
Worse than average

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How sentimental are you?
Not a bit
More than I look
A little
More than average

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What sort of design do you like?
Ostentatious
Sleek
Nifty
Dull

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Do you love taking frivolous risks?
Not frivolous necessarily, but yes
When I must
I love it!
I hate it!

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Do you mind driving a car that's quite challenging to handle?
I like a challenge.
I hate that.
I prefer it.
I don't want to think that hard.

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Are you really all about the horsepower?
Of course
It doesn't hurt.
Somewhat
Actively not. I fear it

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Do you think racing in the streets is how a good citizen behaves?
No, but I cannot resist.
Sure, why not!
No, that's the point.
No, it's very bad.

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How eccentric are you?
Not really at all
A smidge
Very
I used to be.

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Is it important to be cool?
Yes, in a classic way
Yes
Yes, in an odd way
It's important NOT to be.

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Could you get a child seat into the car?
I could get four.
Yes, but I never would.
Nope
Two if I had to!

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What crime might you commit using your car?
Drag racing
Bank robbery
Hit and run
Not stopping at a stop sign

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Which item might you like to steal?
Another car
Robot
Painting
Candy bar I forgot to pay for

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How do you feel about the long arm of the law?
It's annoying but no more.
It's inconsequential.
I hate and fear it.
It's on my side.

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Are you a master of disguise?
Not at all
In my way
I can transform, sure.
No, but I'm so nondescript I'm basically invisible.

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If you had to take public transport, what would you take?
Citi Bike
Train
A cyanide pill, honestly, because that's like death to me.
Bus

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Can you maintain a car yourself?
Not really
No, modern cars are too complex.
Yes, I am a mechanic.
I can do the basics.

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How do you feel about electric cars?
They sound new-fangled and weird.
I'm open to it.
They don't work, man!
Cheap to run. I like it.

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What's the worst crash you've ever walked away from?
Fender bender
Rollover
Multi-car high-speed pileup
Bumped a bumper

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Do you like a secret compartment in your car?
Yes, to store... stuff
Yes, to store people
Yes, to store weapons
Not really

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Is it true that the louder the engine, the better?
It's not correlated.
Generally
Of course!
It's actually worse if it is louder.

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What's the most annoying thing you could find on your car in the morning?
Dead person
Parking ticket
"I love you" written in lipstick
Bird poop

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You Got:

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