Which Good Omens Character Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel

Which Good Omens Character Are You?
Image: Amazon Video / BBC Two

About This Quiz

"Good Omens" is a truly great show, hailing from the weird and wonderful minds of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman — two Goliaths of science-fiction and fantasy writing who teamed up on the original novel. Multiple adaptations of the book fell through over the years, and the fantastic version that hit our screens in 2019 almost didn't happen. Pratchett had sadly passed away, and Gaiman had sworn he would never go ahead with the show without his friend. However, Pratchett had written him a letter to be mailed after his death in which he gave his blessing for an adaptation, and so the show went ahead.

The show's delightfully irreverent depiction of a demon who finds having fun is more, well, fun than being evil and an angel who rather prefers ordinary life to even the most divine apocalypse succeeds largely because of the chemistry between its two leads. Aziraphale and Crowley come together out of necessity, but they soon grow into admitting that their friendship transcends basically anything else. Ultimately, this is a show about people fighting for the places and the people they love, and however fantastical they are, this remains a universal theme.

Which of these characters are you? It's time to find out!

1 guilty How guilty are you feeling right now?
Not at all
More than I'd like
Way more than anyone would like
A smidge

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2 gods plan Do you trust in the ineffable plan of God?
Nope
Not really
I used to!
Yes

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3 tricked Have you ever tricked a good friend for their own good?
Once in a while
Of course
Yes, but I felt terrible!
No

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4 magic What sort of magic is the best kind?
Witchcraft
Demonic power
Divine power
Whatever works

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5 prophecy Prophecy: fact or fraud?
Fact, if you can understand it!
Depends what you do with it ...
Usually fact
Ungodly fraud

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6 your look How would you describe your look?
Crucible chic
Bad boy
Stiff and proper
Heavenly

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7 end of the world What's the biggest problem you have with the end of the world?
The world is good.
The world is fun.
The world deserves a chance to get better.
I like knowing what I'm going to be doing, and if the world ends, I may have an empty calendar.

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8 antichrist If you met the Antichrist, what would you say to him?
I'd exorcize him.
"Nice to meet you!"
"There you are!"
"Die!"

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9 grown up Have you always known what you wanted to do when you grow up?
Only since middle childhood
I don't actually remember growing up.
Yes; it's now that I'm a grownup that I don't know anymore!
Of course

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10 characteristic Be honest: What would people say is your defining characteristic?
Courage
Mischief
Neurosis
Pedantry

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11 breaking rules When is it acceptable to break the rules?
Whenever they're stupid rules
When it's fun or the right thing to do
Whenever it's necessary
Never

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12 dog Would you ever keep a pet?
Maybe a dog ...
No, but I like plants.
I would if I had time.
No

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13 good Do you tend to see the good in everyone?
I try, but it's hard.
Yes, and the bad. I don't kid myself.
Of course. It's easy!
No. Not everyone has good in them.

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14 unexpected friend Have you ever made a friend in an unexpected place?
Yes, once I befriended people in England! How weird is that?
Yes, reluctantly
Yes, several places
Of course not!

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15 aesthetic What is your decorating aesthetic?
Cute English cottage
Modernist hellscape
Cluttered Victoriana
Operating theater with a view

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16 getting around How do you like to get around?
Plane
Car
Whatever is the most environmentally friendly option
Godly power, ideally

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17 m-25 What's your take on the M25 motorway?
It's definitely hell on Earth.
It's not hell, but it works for Hell.
It's so annoying!
It's very ugly.

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18 be cool How important is it to be cool?
Not at all
Intensely
It's important to NOT be cool.
I'd rather be right.

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19 posession Would you ever possess someone without asking first?
Only if desperate
Sure, why not?
If I knew they wouldn't mind, I might.
If God said to do it, yes, I would.

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20 heaven How do you feel about the prospect of going to heaven?
I'm into it — but not yet!
Sounds awful
Sounds nerve-wracking
I'm already there!

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21 your boss How good is your relationship with your immediate boss?
Very good. She's my mother!
Very bad. They're the literal worst people in the world.
Pretty rough. He's a micromanager.
Quite good. I'm a hard worker.

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22 ufo Have you ever wanted to just pack it all in and move to another planet?
Not really
Yes
Only rarely
Of course not

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23 reading How much of a typical day do you spend reading?
Half of it
As little as I can
As much as I can
None

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24 internet What is the best thing about the rise of the internet?
Research is easier!
You can trap your enemies in it.
Nothing. Books are better.
I don't feel strongly about it.

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25 medium Have you ever visited a medium?
No. They are all frauds.
Only for fun
No need for me!
I would never endorse those Satanic liars.

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26 nuns Would you ever consider becoming a nun?
Definitely not
Depends on the kind of nun
Holy orders actually sound really fun to me!
No

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27 delegation Would you ever delegate an important job to a colleague?
No. If you want it done properly, you have to do it yourself.
Only if I really trusted them
Only if there was nobody else
Only if the rules said I had to

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28 fighting Could you hurt an innocent person if it would save everyone else?
I would struggle, but yes.
Sure, happily
Definitely not!
Yes. I wouldn't enjoy it but I would do it.

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29 bringing work home Do you often find yourself bringing your work home?
Yes. I have no work-life balance.
I try not to, actually.
Sometimes, but not always
I work from home, so yes.

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30 heaven What would you say to God if you met Him?
"Huh. You are real, then."
"Please don't hurt me."
"Am I doing an OK job?"
"But seriously, what is the plan?"

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