Which Hair Metal Song is Your Theme Song?

Teresa McGlothlin

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About This Quiz

The late '80s and early '90s were a very hairy time. Things were so hairy, hair got its own musical genre. With acts like Guns 'n Roses, Motley Crue, and Poison littering the charts, those timeless anthems are forever stuck in our heads. Let your hair down for this one, and we'll reveal your hair metal theme! 

As we rock our way through this hair metal song quiz, we will ask you about your tastes in music. We will also need to get to know your personality. It's not possible to have your own hair metal anthem without taking your traits into consideration. If you're a little on the reserved side, "Smokin' in The Boys Room" simply wouldn't be ideal for you. 

We want to get to the bottom of your hairy metal heart, and learn about the way you live and the ideals you hold high. It's only when we get to know you as well as your high school sweetheart did, that we are sure we can pair you with the hair metal song you should start every day off with. Don't be left standing out in the cold November rain! Let's find out which song you need to turn up to 11.

Which instrument would you play in a hair metal band?

How would you describe your driving?

Which of these hair metal bands do you like most?

Would you ever wear neon spandex pants?

Which Bon Jovi song would you crank up to 11?

Which muscle car would you prefer to drive?

When is the last time you went to a concert?

Did you ever have long hair?

How do you feel about Metallica?

Which singer do you like most?

Do you ever listen to country music?

Do you have any musical talent?

Which Poison song do you like most?

Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?

How many band t-shirts do you own?

Do you wear skinny jeans?

What kind of boots would you wear?

Do you sing in the shower?

Which item might we find in your home?

Which Halloween costume would you wear?

Which Guns 'n Roses song do you like most?

Which '90s band did you like most?

How do you feel about man buns?

Which drink would you order at a concert?

Have you ever been in a mosh pit?

Which Whitesnake song did you always turn up?

Which female rock band do you like most?

Which Van Halen song is your favorite?

Are you a night owl?

Which Metal band do you prefer?

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