Which Hair Metal Song is Your Theme Song?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Hair Metal Song is Your Theme Song?
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About This Quiz

The late '80s and early '90s were a very hairy time. Things were so hairy, hair got its own musical genre. With acts like Guns 'n Roses, Motley Crue, and Poison littering the charts, those timeless anthems are forever stuck in our heads. Let your hair down for this one, and we'll reveal your hair metal theme! 

As we rock our way through this hair metal song quiz, we will ask you about your tastes in music. We will also need to get to know your personality. It's not possible to have your own hair metal anthem without taking your traits into consideration. If you're a little on the reserved side, "Smokin' in The Boys Room" simply wouldn't be ideal for you. 

We want to get to the bottom of your hairy metal heart, and learn about the way you live and the ideals you hold high. It's only when we get to know you as well as your high school sweetheart did, that we are sure we can pair you with the hair metal song you should start every day off with. Don't be left standing out in the cold November rain! Let's find out which song you need to turn up to 11.

Which instrument would you play in a hair metal band?
Drums.
Guitar.
Bass.
Keyboards.

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How would you describe your driving?
Cautious.
Crazy.
Courteous.
Fast.

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Which of these hair metal bands do you like most?
Skid Row.
Motley Crue.
Poison.
Whitesnake.

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Would you ever wear neon spandex pants?
I have in the past.
I wear them to work out.
I would never wear neon pink.
I would never wear spandex.

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Which Bon Jovi song would you crank up to 11?
None of them.
"Runaway"
"Bad Medicine"
"Livin' on a Prayer"

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Which muscle car would you prefer to drive?
Mustang.
Corvette.
Camaro.
Trans Am.

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When is the last time you went to a concert?
It was recently.
It was a long time ago.
It was a few months ago.
It was last year.

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Did you ever have long hair?
I have long hair now.
I used to have long hair.
I never had long hair.
I had shaggy hair.

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How do you feel about Metallica?
I can't stand them.
The early stuff was good.
I love them.
They are okay.

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Which singer do you like most?
Ozzy Osbourne.
Robert Plant.
Dave Grohl.
Axl Rose.

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Do you ever listen to country music?
I listen to all kinds of music.
I never listen to country.
I listen to older country.
I listen to it when I have to listen to it.

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Do you have any musical talent?
I can play a little guitar.
I have zero musical talent.
I took lessons as a kid.
I am great at karaoke.

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Which Poison song do you like most?
"Nothin' But a Good Time"
"Unskinny Bop"
"Talk Dirty to Me"
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"

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Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?
I used to play it.
I never learned.
I was addicted to it.
It's not for me.

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How many band t-shirts do you own?
0-3
4-8
9-10
11 or more.

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Do you wear skinny jeans?
They don't make them in my size.
I love my skinny jeans.
I wear them sometimes.
I never wear jeans.

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What kind of boots would you wear?
Combat boots.
Motorcycle boots.
Cowboy boots.
Hiking boots.

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Do you sing in the shower?
I sing in the shower all the time.
I sing sometimes.
I whistle in the shower.
I don't sing in the shower.

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Which item might we find in your home?
Incense burner.
Dragon statue.
Skull and crossbones.
None of the above.

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Which Halloween costume would you wear?
Vampire.
Werewolf.
Wizard/Witch.
Zombie.

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Which Guns 'n Roses song do you like most?
"Shadow of Your Love"
"Welcome to the Jungle"
"Patience"
"November Rain"

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Which '90s band did you like most?
Nirvana.
Soundgarden.
Pearl Jam.
Blind Melon.

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How do you feel about man buns?
I have one.
Please stop.
I don't have feelings about them.
I wish my hair were that long.

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Which drink would you order at a concert?
Beer.
Whiskey.
Wine.
Wine cooler.

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Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
I don't know what that is.
I've been in many mosh pits.
I thought they were too scary.
I crowd surfed once.

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Which Whitesnake song did you always turn up?
"Here I Go Again"
"Is This Love"
"Still of the Night"
"Fool for Your Loving"

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Which female rock band do you like most?
Halestorm.
Joan Jett and The Blackhearts.
Hole.
Babes in Toyland.

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Which Van Halen song is your favorite?
"Jump"
"Panama"
"Hot for Teacher"
"You Really Got Me"

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Are you a night owl?
I'm always up late.
I am on the weekends.
I'm an early bird.
I work night shift.

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Which Metal band do you prefer?
Pantera.
Slayer.
Iron Maiden.
Judas Priest.

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