Which Horse Breed Matches Your Myers-Briggs Type?
By: Pierre Roustan
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About This Quiz
Personality tests can exhaust even the most formidable of people given all the constant questions with pointed multiple choice answers and potentially digging really deep into your psyche and causing permanent damage. We jest, of course -- as this is a test, known as the Myers-Briggs, heralded as among the most accurate. The thing is we're forgetting that a lot in nature can show us just who we truly are. All we need to do is just look (or ride).
Take horses, for example. Do you have any idea how many different breeds there are? Dozens. It's staggering. And the most amazing thing about horse breeds is that each kind of breed comes with their own particular type of personality. You can, therefore, associate your personality with the simplest of questions based on the ideals of how you ride a horse, or what kind of horse you like to look at, or whether or not you're too afraid to even get on one! Horses are the ultimate test of trust. Look into the eyes of one of them, and you'll know. That's why you have to take this test. You'll then know which horse breed matches you the most.
What goes on in your mind when you see the Headless Horseman?
"OK. Where's the bridge?"
Zorro's going to jump from a cliff and land on your back. What do you do?
"Ooooh, look at the birds...."
Move out of the way and let him drop on his butt. Then I snicker.
Kick him as he comes down.
You just got a job pulling a carriage all across town. What do you say?
"Across town? How long is that?"
"You hook that thing on me, and I'm breaking stuff."
What's your honest opinion on Seabiscuit?
He's not that fast. I bet I could beat him in a race.
Do nightmares scare you?
Is that a new horse breed or something?
I'm kinda scared of the dark.
Are you kidding me? I ain't scared of nuthin'! Nuthin' at all!
What do you do for a living?
What's your favorite thing to watch on TV?
The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
A romantic movie on Netflix
A western starring Clint Eastwood or John Wayne
Did you like the movie "The Horse Whisperer"?
It was stunning and beautiful. Made me cry!
It was cute. Robert Redford was just adorable!
I need a horse whisperer in my life, I swear.
What's your favorite car?
A Ford Bronco. Lots of horsepower.
I like me a Pontiac Firebird. I can fly! Don't be a hater.
I fancy me a Dodge Charger. Race me?
I'll go with a Ford Mustang. Revs my engine.
What's your favorite season?
Who's your favorite animated character?
Eeyore from "Winnie the Pooh"
"Spirit" from the "Stallion of the Cimarron" film
Who's your favorite My Little Pony character?
The Lone Ranger's on your back, and you're both being chased by bandits. What's going on in your mind?
"What are we running away from? I can't see!"
"I do not like you right now."
"Seriously, you think THIS is a challenge?"
What mythical horse do you identify with the most?
Which film do you identify with the most?
You get ridden a lot. Who would you prefer to saddle up the most?
I'll carry an entire village to the ends of the Earth.
The Elven King of the Most High
A black-armored knight named "Fortenwald"
What was your nickname when you were a kid?
If you had to wear armor, what would you wear?
Leather and fur, like from the stone age
I'd wear a tunic and carry a shield.
Chainmail's my deal, baby.
Plated armor, like from "Lord of the Rings"
What's your favorite fantasy horse of all time?
A "fire mare" from that cool movie called "Krull"
The last unicorn from the.... Well, "The Last Unicorn"!
Artax from "The Never-Ending Story"
Gandalf's horse "Shadowfax"
If you had the opportunity to name a band after a particular type of animal, what would you call it?
"Clyde and the Funky Dales"
What's your absolute favorite song of all time?
"Happy" by Pharrell Williams
"We Will Rock You" by Queen
"Blaze of Glory" by Jon Bon Jovi
"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit
Your spouse just asked for a divorce. What do you do?
Advise that we both work it out for the good of humanity
Ask him/her why while sobbing softly
Drop jaw to the floor in shock
What is your favorite children's book to read?
"Where the Wild Things Are"
We all know you love some Dr. Seuss. Which one's your favorite story?
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
You're about to take your calculus final exam, and you haven't studied one bit. What do you do?
Take a deep breath and just go for it. Can't be that bad.
Take a deep breath and a tall drink of water with a sedative.
Take a deep breath and try to peek at someone else's paper.
You're being chased by bullies, and you're about to get to an intersection during rush hour. What do you do?
Stop, turn around, and try to reason with them.
Think fast, turn the corner, and go in another direction.
Close my eyes and go for it.
Stop, turn around, and put my dukes up. Time for a fight.
Let's say you're an MMA fighter. What would be your stage name?
You want to try out for baseball. What position do you want to play?
You love horse races. What would be your cool name?
Which reindeer do you think of first when you think of Santa Claus?
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