Which Killer Beast Are You?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Killer Beast Are You?
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About This Quiz

Nature is a weird and wacky thing, isn't it? We've got adorable puppies and cuddly kittens and whatever the heck a platypus might qualify as.  There are super gross bugs and giant fish and fluffy birds and also mimes. It's weird, right? And then, off in their own little corner of the world, are the kinds of animals you never want to get locked in a room with. The creatures at the top of the food chain that have teeth and claws that could tear you to shreds. Predators. Killer beasts. Bad news bears.

You can admire and respect a killer beast without having to actually get near one. The lion is the king of the jungle, after all. A wolf is noble and mysterious. A leopard is swift and intimidating. A great white shark kept people afraid of beaches since the 1970s. They have a lot of great qualities to go along with their more dangerous side. 

And with that in mind, maybe you see a bit of yourself in some of those beasts. Maybe your inner self is its own breed of intimidating and incredible creature that demands fear and respect. But what beast could it be? There's one way to find out!  Answer these questions about yourself, and we'll tell you just what kind of killer beast you are.

You wake up first thing in the morning and realize it's about 9:30 a.m. Your alarm failed and you slept in! How do you react?
Head out and vow to get the alarm situation fixed later
Ignore the alarm and race to work
Throw the useless alarm across the room
Curse the alarm

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Suppose you had the money to get your dream car, what would you buy for yourself?
Mustang
Ferrari
Hummer
Lamborghini

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If you're going to head off on a vacation sometime, where are you most likely to go?
A cruise
Tropical island
A private cabin
A tour of Europe

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You can eat steak 100 different ways. What's the best way?
Surf and turf
In something like fajitas or tacos
Grilled
Rare

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If you're going to watch some kind of full-contact sport, what sport do you want to watch?
Boxing
MMA
Wrestling
Football

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What do you do when you're driving down the highway, and someone cuts you off?
Curse them horribly
Switch lanes and pass them by
There's going to be rage.
Hit that horn

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You could spend the rest of your life watching action movies. What action star will you always watch no matter what?
The Rock
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jason Statham

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When you have a job to do, how do you go about doing it?
I try to look at it from every angle then attack.
Full speed ahead
I power through.
I get everyone to work together on it.

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What's your biggest pet peeve when you're at a movie theater?
People on their cell phones
Missing the trailers
People talking
Overpriced snacks

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Which extreme sport do you think you'd be most likely to try?
Wakeboarding
Street luge
Ice climbing
Skydiving

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The WWE has been huge since the 1980s. Who's the greatest wrestler of all time?
Stone Cold Steve Austin
The Rock
Andre the Giant
Hulk Hogan

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What social situation is most likely to push your buttons?
Holiday with family
A crowded club
Grocery shopping
Going to the movies

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Every trucker needs a CB handle. What would your handle be?
Silver Streak
Blue Lightning
Yogi
The Bandit

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No one likes to do housework, but some tasks are worse than others. What chore really grinds your gears?
Doing the dishes
Doing laundry
Cleaning the toilet
Yard work

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How do you handle it when your boss plans to ask you to stay late at the last minute?
Do the work as quickly as I can
Duck out before they get a chance
Not going to happen
Get someone else to do it

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You planned to go to the beach but it's raining cats and dogs. What do you do?
Go anyway
Take a road trip somewhere else
Cancel everything and stay home
Have everyone over for a party

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Everyone has a favorite season. Which one is yours?
Fall
Summer
Winter
Spring

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Killer beasts and killer monsters have a lot in common. Which movie killer do you relate to the most?
Hannibal Lecter
Freddy Krueger
Michael Myers
Jigsaw

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You know about the Avengers, right? Which Avenger do you relate to the most?
Iron Man
Thor
The Hulk
Captain America

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Have you ever been in a real, physical fight with somebody?
I started a few.
I've avoided a few.
It's been in a fight scrapes.
I've backed up friends.

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Somebody at work took credit for the work that you did. How do you react?
Plot some revenge
Set the boss straight
Confront them directly
Call them out in front of everyone

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If you're having a stressful day, how do you like to unwind and relax?
Watch a movie alone
Go for a run
Eat
Spend time with friends

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How do you handle someone talking trash at you online?
Ignore it
Block them
Trash them right back
Get some friends to gang up on them

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Everyone likes a board game now and then, right? What's your favorite board game?
Clue
Risk
Monopoly
Trivial Pursuit

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If you're going to feast on fast food, what restaurant do you want to hit up?
Red Lobster
Taco Bell
McDonald's
KFC

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What kind of music do you listen to most often when you're chilling by yourself?
Anything fast
Hip hop
Rock
Pop

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You find $20 on the ground. What are you going to do with it?
Pocket it
Donate it to a good cause
Buy lunch
Look for who dropped it

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If you were out hiking in the woods and got lost, how would you deal with it?
Follow a river to safety
Run until I find something
I don't get lost.
Just travel east

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If you need to travel a long distance, what's your favorite way to do it?
Boat
Plane
Train
Car

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When you get angry, what's the best way to cool yourself down?
A drink
Exercise
A good meal
A talk with a friend

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