Which Killer Beast Represents Your Cold, Dark Soul?

By: Ian Fortey

Which Killer Beast Represents Your Cold, Dark Soul?
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About This Quiz

Most people find that they have an affinity for one kind of animal or another at some point in their life. For a lot of people that means they really like having a pet cat or budgie. But not everyone. Some of us have a deeper connection with the beasts of the wild, and maybe one that isn't that cuddly and cute. Sometimes you feel that, deep down inside, there's something darker going on. Maybe a little meaner. Maybe even a little deadly.

We all have a bit of darkness inside of us, but if you feel yours might be a little more beastly than most, then you owe it to yourself to put a name to that feeling. Take this quiz and tell us a bit about yourself and how you look at the world. We'll take that information and distill all the darkness right out of it, then tell you exactly which deadly beast best represents that darkness you've been keeping locked deep down in your soul. Don't think we can do it? Well, there's an easy way to find out if we know our stuff. Take the quiz!

If you were going to get a giant, full-back tattoo, what would it be?
I wouldn't get a full back piece.
A portrait
Something really symbolic
A big, full-color animal

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At what time of day do you feel most able to get things done?
Any time
Dusk
In the morning
Late at night

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If you're driving down the road and hear a siren behind you, what's your first thought?
Someone's in trouble.
I know it's not me.
What did I do?
Ahh, crap

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Do you have a reputation for being distant or creepy?
I wear a lot of black.
I keep it all under wraps.
People know to not get me angry.
People close to me know my quirks.

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How do you let people know they need to back off and leave you alone?
I'm the one who leaves to be alone.
I have a look.
I make it pretty clear.
My tone of voice

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When you get into an argument with someone, how does it usually play out?
I remain quiet and icy.
I keep quiet until I explode.
It's very loud.
I go for the throat.

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Everyone likes a good action movie now and then. Who's your favorite action star?
Jason Statham
Dave Bautista
The Rock
Liam Neeson

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What happens if you have an evening planned and everyone cancels at the last minute?
Cuss
I'll remember for next time.
I lose my cool.
I find someone else to hang out with.

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If you're out for a walk and you see someone fall down, how do you react?
Breeze on past
Try to snap a pic for social media
Laugh loudly
Snicker under my breath but offer to help

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Someone rear ends you at a red light. What happens next?
Exchange info in a passive-aggressive fashion
There's going to be swearing.
I'm going to express myself loudly.
Share the story far and wide on social media

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Which one of these party games would you be most likely to play?
Twister
Ouija
Truth or Dare
Spin the Bottle

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Say it's Halloween. Which one of these classic monsters would you dress as?
Witch
Vampire
Bigfoot
Werewolf

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If you had to go on a long trip, what would be your ideal way to travel?
Plane
Boat
Road trip
Train

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Which of these long-running horror movie franchises is your favorite?
"Halloween"
"Hellraiser"
"Friday the 13th"
"Underworld"

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Aside from black, what color makes up most of your wardrobe?
Red
Grey
Tan
Blue

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What's the best kind of animal to keep as a pet?
Snake
Reptile
Cat
Dog

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If you could go back and visit any period in history, when would it be?
The Dark Ages
Ancient Egypt
Ancient Rome
The Wild West

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Which holiday do you get most excited for?
Halloween
Independence Day
Thanksgiving
Christmas

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What do you consider a good meal to cook up on a barbecue?
Chicken
Ribs
Pork chops
Steak

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If you were going to be on a reality TV show, which one would it be?
"Keeping Up with the Kardashians"
"Big Brother"
"Survivor"
"The Voice"

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Where are you most likely to go shopping if you need a new T-shirt?
Hot Topic
Amazon
Wal Mart
The mall

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What horror movie could you watch again and again?
The Shining
Dawn of the Dead
Jaws
The Exorcist

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If it's 2 o'clock in the morning, what are you likely to be doing?
Depends on the day
Watching TV
Sleeping
Out and about

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Which classic monster movie is your favorite?
"The Mummy"
"The Creature from the Black Lagoon"
"Dracula"
"Wolfman"

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What's your favorite genre of movie?
Thriller
Horror
Action
Comedy

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How often do you say something you wish you could take back?
A lot
Sometimes
Never
Not often

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Have you ever been in a fist fight with someone?
I have not.
I have but I try not to.
More than once
I've backed up some friends.

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If you're at a bar, what's going to be your drink of choice?
Wine
Vodka
Beer
Whiskey

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Have you ever taken joy in someone else's misfortune?
Sometimes
Only if they deserved it
Happens more than you'd think.
Yes, but I wasn't proud of it.

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Does the fact that you have an inner darkness bother you at all?
Rarely
Sometimes
Not in the least
It's part of life.

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