Which Killer Cat Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel

Which Killer Cat Are You?
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About This Quiz

The big cats of the world have been a great prize for big game hunters since the dawn of man. Big cats are masters of their environments, evolved to perfectly take advantage of terrain, climate and flora. Big cats, in their natural regions, are evolved to blend into tall grass, jungle, desert geology and forests, respectively. They are apex predators in every sense of the expression.

Of course, not all big cats are the same. Given that each big cat thrives in its own corner of the world, no two hunt all the same prey species. No two big cats hunt in exactly the same geography, or surrounded by the same topography, plant life or rivals. With the exception of the hybrid species encouraged by man, big cats are nature's children, born and bred for their homes, not some human fantasy of their lives of hunting.

This description sounds a lot like people, doesn't it? This is because people and big cats have a lot in common. You are from a specific place, a specific culture and family. Your education and career took a unique path. Surely you too are a unique creature, but which killer cat are you? Take this quiz and we'll tell you!

How stubborn are you?
I'm the living embodiment of the Zen concept Fudo Myo: The Immovable Mind.
A leopard can't change its spots.
I hang in there.
I'm like a bad penny.

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How fast are your reactions?
I'm quick enough.
Instantaneous
I can hold my own.
I'm still alive, aren't I?

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How many different types of jobs have you had?
Just the one
Two
Six
I'm unemployed.

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How quickly do you burn out?
I don't burn out.
Fast. Really fast.
I need a drink at the end of the day, if that's what you mean.
I always leave something in the tank, just in case.

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How competitive are you?
I'm not particularly competitive.
Only with myself.
I'm very competitive.
Not at all

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How opportunistic are you?
I just plan everything.
I wait for the really good ones, then I act.
When I need to be, I am.
That's my bag.

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Which ancient empire had the best army?
Alexander the Great
The Persians
The Spartans
The First Chinese Emperor's army was the best.

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How recognizable are you?
110%.
You might be confused.
People get me mixed up.
You wouldn't think I'm anyone else, but you wouldn't know who I am.

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When you take someone on, do they see it coming?
Usually
Never! I'm too fast!
No, I'm very clever.
No, I'm too sneaky.

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How rugged are you?
I'm on the brink of extinction.
I can survive, most of the time.
I'm very rugged.
I'm tough, but somehow I'm still the last of a dying breed.

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How much can you blend in?
Not very much
I'm pretty good at it.
I do it well enough.
I'm an expert.

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Are there many people like you?
I'm one of the few, the proud.
Yeah, but I'm clearly the best.
Yeah, plenty.
No, and we're spread out.

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How unique is your work skill set?
Not particularly, but I'm good at it.
Very specific, and I'm the best at it.
I'm a generalist, and I'm the best one.
It's specific, but I'm by no means the leading expert.

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Do you have a bad reputation?
No, if anything I have great PR.
No, people admire me too much. They overlook my temper.
Yeah, I get a very bad rap.
I have almost no reputation at all.

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When people look at you, do they stare?
Often
Only if I'm doing my thing.
Generally not.
Yes. I'm mesmerizing!

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How gentle are you really?
More than you'd think
I'm not very gentle.
I'm not gentle at all.
I look cuddly, but I'm fierce!

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What's your preferred method of confrontation?
Rip the other person's face off! Metaphorically speaking of course.
Come in fast and hard. Blitz them.
Ambush
Sneak up when you are least expected to.

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Are you often underestimated?
Never. If anything, I'm overestimated.
Everyone knows exactly what I'm capable of.
Frequently
Always

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How do strangers treat you?
Like an art object
Like I'm some kind of genius or natural wonder
Like a threat
Like an accessory

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How would you aim to outdo an opponent?
Overpower them physically
Trip them up
Overwhelm them with aggression
Sneak up from behind

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What mental virtue do you think is most important?
Discipline
Determination
Fortitude
Creativity

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Which tactic is the most important in battle?
Numerical superiority
Agility
Warrior spirit
Stealth

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Which ancient empire had the greatest tactics?
Rome, obviously
The Mongols, clearly
Alexander The Great, to be sure
The Inca, it's unequivocal.

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Which modern weapon best reflects your take on conflict?
The fuel-air bomb
The F-22 Raptor
The MX Peacekeeper Missile
The H&K MP-5 sub-machine-gun

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Which of these movies most appeals to you?
Magicians
Chariots of Fire
The Outlaw Josie Wales
Ninja Assassin

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What do you do to relax?
I just lay around at home and play with my toys.
I get a massage.
I work out.
I never get the chance.

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What's your idea of a dream holiday?
Go someplace exotic where I don't speak the language.
Go someplace picturesque where I can't see another person for miles.
Road trip across America
A staycation

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How many work friends do you have?
Only one or two
About six
A dozen or so
None

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How many different places have you lived?
Two
One
About ten
Six

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Could you make it in show business?
Oh yeah. Take me to Las Vegas.
No, I'm more of a sports person.
I think I've got the physique.
I've got the looks to do it.

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