Which Les Miserables Character Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Les Miserables Character Are You?
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About This Quiz

Whether you're looking down, watching the stars, or dreaming a dream, there's a character in Victor Hugo novel's "Les Miserables," and, more familiarly, the musical of the same name, to inspire you. Which one are you?
How honest are you?
It's situational.
Mostly.
Not at all.
Entirely.

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What's your job?
Pickpocket.
Thief.
Innkeeper.
Police.

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Do you know how to compromise?
You have to when you're like me.
Yes, to a point that hurts me.
When it's necessary.
I do not believe in compromise.

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Are you funny?
I'm hilarious.
I'm amusing.
I think I'm funny and that's what counts.
I have no time for such frivolities.

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Do you believe in the law?
I believe it's super annoying.
I can't afford to.
Yes but I don't keep it.
Naturally.

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Do you believe in justice?
Nah.
I want to.
No, I'm not naive.
Naturally.

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What circumstances were you born under?
I was born in a gutter.
Technically, a nuclear family.
No one knows.
I was born in a jail.

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Do you like stargazing?
I can't see the stars due to all the city smoke.
Yes, especially with someone else.
Who has time for that?
Reluctantly, yes.

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Are you cheerful?
Yes, no matter what.
I try to put a good face on.
When things are going well.
No.

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How do you handle adversity?
With a smile!
By bottling up my feelings.
By doubling down.
Stoically.

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Are you a jealous type?
No, though I do covet everything, I'm not jealous.
No, though I should be.
Not at all.
I probably would be.

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Do people think that you have ideas above your station?
I don't think people consider me at all.
They would if they knew that I do.
Sure, but I don't care.
They used to.

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Can men and women ever be just friends?
I don't know yet.
Unfortunately, yes.
Sure, I have lots of friends of the opposite gender.
No.

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How do you feel about the poor?
They're my people.
I try not to look down on them since I became one.
They're not as fun to rob as the rich.
They probably deserved their lot in life.

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How tragic of a figure are you?
More than people realize because I seem brave.
Extremely.
I'm not, yet.
I do not think of myself that way.

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How much agency do you have in your life?
A little.
Next to zero.
More than most.
As much as is honorable.

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How will you die?
Fighting for what I believe in.
Fighting for love.
Hopefully, old, surrounded by money.
By my hand.

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What's your fashion style?
Guttersnipe chic.
Nondescript cutie.
Loud and proud.
My uniform.

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Who is your favorite person?
Students.
Rich boys.
My husband.
I don't like anyone.

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What do you sing about?
Size.
Love.
Thievery.
Honor.

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How righteous are you?
Not very.
Mostly.
Not at all and I don't care.
Entirely, I think.

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Do you know how to hold a mean counterpoint?
Not really, but I can lead a chorus.
I can do great harmony.
Sort of.
Oh yeah.

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What song style suits you best?
Comic relief.
Love ballad.
Waltz.
Power ballad.

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How do you feel about the revolution?
It's going to be so great.
Guardedly hopeful.
Indifferent. They're all the same.
It's absurd.

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Are you hopeful for the future?
Absolutely!
A little.
I don't think that way.
No. Corruption will never cease.

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Have you ever admitted you were wrong about something important?
I haven't been that wrong yet.
Not yet.
Sure.
I might be about to.

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Do you like kids?
Sure!
I guess.
Absolutely not.
Mostly not.

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Have you ever dated outside your social class?
I haven't dated.
I wish.
I date inside my class.
I don't date.

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What are you fighting for?
Freedom!
Love.
Money.
Common decency.

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Do you believe in the power of love?
I believe in friendship, which is a kind of love.
I really hope so.
No, that's naive.
God's love, maybe.

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