Which Lizzo Bop Should Be Your Theme Song?

By: Emily Maggrett

Which Lizzo Bop Should Be Your Theme Song?
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About This Quiz

Have you been feeling blue lately, or self-doubting? Are you neglecting your self-care, or could your confidence use a boost? Whatever's ailing you, don't worry, because Lizzo's music can cure almost any self-esteem crisis! The body-positive singer, rapper and flutist has taken the pop charts by storm, and we're not surprised. There's just something irresistible about Lizzo's warm demeanor, inspiring lyrics and wicked sense of humor.

We're here today to help you discover which Lizzo bop should be your personal theme song!ย Obviously, all of Lizzo's music is great. But not all of her songs suit every mood. If you're feeling vulnerable, "Phone" probably isn't the right jam to listen to, while those in relationships might not like hearing "Boys." So if you want to find out which Lizzo song you should be singing in the shower, you're going to have to take this quiz!

You're going to be asked some very difficult questions, such as whether you think Lizzo should run for Congress, what your favorite self-care ritual is and how often you say, "Whew, child!" In return for your honest answers, our quiz supercomputer will reveal which Lizzo song is the theme for your life! Ready to play? Let's get quizzing!

What do you most love about Lizzo?
Her brutal honesty
Her body positivity
Her music
Her sense of humor

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You're 100% Lizzo If You Can Finish All These Lyrics Are you currently in a relationship?
It's complicated.
Yes
I just started dating someone.
No, thank goodness!

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Which of these is your favorite Lizzo video?
"Truth Hurts"
"Juice"
"Fitness"
"Boys"

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20% Lizzo Be honest: Have you been messaging someone you're not supposed to message lately?
Yes. I'm so embarrassed!
No. But that doesn't mean I'm not getting tons of messages from Mr. or Ms. Wrong.
Maybe! Don't interrogate me.
No. But I wish I was.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how confident do you believe others think you are?
2. My self-confidence is pretty bad and everyone knows it.
4. Other people assume I'm a kind of a doormat.
7. People know I have self-respect (although that doesn't stop them from testing my boundaries.)
9. People think I'm confident ... and they're correct!

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What % Lizzo Are You? Hero Can you complete this sentence: "Flirting is ... "?
Something I wish my partner did less of
Fun, but scary!
Something I never learned how to do
As necessary to me as breathing

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You're 100% Lizzo If You Can Finish All These Lyrics 2 When you need to do hardcore self-care, what do you do?
Take a bath
Work out
Go to the spa
Chat with my crush

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Lizzo 28 Your new next-door neighbor is quite the snack. What are you going to do about that?
Probably nothing. I don't have the energy to flirt right now.
I'm going to nervously wave "hi" whenever I see them.
I'm going to bring my hot neighbor some banana bread.
I'm going to invite them over for dinner!๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Lizzo 6 What's your biggest life issue right now?
I'm not happy with my relationship.
I'm feeling kind of blue.
I'm so tired!
I feel like I'm not enjoying life enough.

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Lizzo 5 If you took a DNA test, what would it reveal?
That I'm sick and tired of not being treated well
That I need some love ... from myself!
That I need to start making more time in my life for the things I love
That I'm "that witch"

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lizzo Since you started listening to Lizzo, how often do you find yourself saying, "Whew child!"?
About once a week
Daily
I have not started saying that, actually.
It's my reaction to everything now.

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Which of these is your favorite Lizzo lyric?
"Why men great till they gotta be great?"
"I'm like chardonnay/Get better over time"
"Shoot, I still ain't cool, but you better make some room for me"
"You tryna play coy like a Gameboy?"

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Lizzo 23 Think about all the things you've accomplished in your life. What are you most proud of?
Graduating school
Surviving a lot of ups and downs
Being there for those I care about
My wardrobe, lol

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Lizzo 24 In your opinion, which of these Lizzo bops is the biggest earworm?
"Good as Hell"
"Scuse Me"
"Water Me"
"Phone"

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lizzo If you were a witch, what kind of witch would you be?
100% that witch
A traditional witch
A green witch
A chaos witch

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Lizzo 26 What's your worst habit?
Not asking for what I really want
Saying "sorry" too much
Being mean to myself
Something else

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Do you think Lizzo would be a good congressperson?
Uh, sure? I guess?
Yes!
She could do it, but I think she's happy being a pop star.
Forget Congress. Lizzo for president!

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Lizzo 1 Do you ever date people who are bad for you?
Story of my life!
No ... I'm intimidated by bad boys or bad girls.
I used to, but I don't anymore.
I'd actually love to date someone a little bit "bad"!

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Which of these emojis is your favorite?
Devil ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Peach ๐Ÿ‘
Heart eyes ๐Ÿ˜
Droplets ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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Lizzo 20 Did you participate in #HotGirlSummer?
No. I wanted to, but I didn't feel confident enough.
I did, but just a tiny bit.
I don't even know what #HotGirlSummer is.
You know it!

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lizzo When you make a mistake, what do you tell yourself?
"Oh no! Everyone is going to be so disappointed in me."
"Ugh, here I go again."
"LIfe's too short to worry about the small stuff."
"Whoops, that was silly of me."

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lizzo Do you have a good support network?
Not as good as it used to be
I have a few great friends (and a wonderful mom!)
I haven't seen my best friend lately. Maybe I should give them a call.
I love my crew!

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Lizzo 29 Has a man ever gotten lost in your DMs?
Yes. Unfortunately, it was the wrong man.
No. I wish one would, though!
Uh ... what are DMs??
My DMs have more lost men than the Bermuda Triangle.

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If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?
I'd like to be less emotionally vulnerable.
I'd like to be more confident.
I wish I loved myself more.
Nothing! I'm kind of perfect.๐Ÿ˜œ

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lizzo Let's say someone just criticized Lizzo in your presence. What would you do to them?
Dump a pitcher of orange juice on their head
Laugh in their face
Hair toss and leave ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพ
Call 911, because clearly, this person has lost it.

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lizzo What do you feel the most insecure about?
Nothing ๐Ÿ˜˜
My looks
My school or work accomplishments
My love life

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What % Lizzo Are You? 3 Have you ever been dumped?
Yes ๐Ÿ˜ญ
No, because I avoid relationships
A couple times
No, but I've dumped others

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lizzo What's your biggest boundary-setting challenge?
Kicking toxic people out of my life
Saying no
Asking for help
I can't think of anything.

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lizzo Can you complete this sentence: "Anyone who would dare to break up with me is ... "?
Probably correct๐Ÿ˜ญ
An idiot!
Doing me a favor, because I don't want someone who doesn't want me
Doing me a favor, because I have more fun when I'm single

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lizzo In your opinion, does Lizzo have the potential to become her generation's Oprah?
Maybe! Oprah's pretty great, though.
Yes. Except Lizzo is better than Oprah, because she sings and plays the flute.
OMG, it would be rad if Lizzo had a talk show.
My generation doesn't need Oprah; they need Lizzo!

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