Which "M*A*S*H" Character Are You?

Joshua Laurent

About This Quiz

If you were deployed with the 4077, which M*A*S*H* character would you be? Do you have the sass of Margaret Houlihan or are you as cheeky as Hawkeye Pierce? Would you have the guts to perform surgery in the field like Major Charles Emerson Winchester III, or would you faint at the sight of blood like Radar O'Reilly? No matter which character you identify with the most, this quiz will let you know which one you could easily play! 

First airing in 1972, M*A*S*H* was originally a film. Once adapted to be a weekly sitcom, M*A*S*H* quickly gained an adoring audience and plenty of critical acclaim. Perhaps you think your honesty will make you Father John Mulcahy, or maybe you think you are as stern as Sherman T. Potter. Choose the responses that speak most loudly to you or how you might do things, and finding out which M*A*S*H* character you are at heart will be a breeze! 

Finding out if you would be a nurse, a priest, or a surgeon during the Korean War will give you a new perspective on yourself and about M*A*S*H* itself! Imagine yourself in your uniform and doing your job alongside some of the most talented people in Hollywood. Which one are you? There's only one way to find out! 

In your opinion, which war was the worst?

Which war do you wish you knew more about?

Which country would you most not want to go to war with?

Which line from Edwin Starr's "War" best reflects your belief about war?

Of the following, which is your favorite anti-war anthem?

Of the following, which is your least favorite anti-war anthem?

Of the following, which is the most overplayed anti-war anthem?

What surprises you most about the theme song, "Suicide is Painless"?

Who's cover version of "Suicide is Painless" is your favorite?

Of the following, who was your least favorite main cast character on "M*A*S*H"?

Of the following, who was your favorite main cast character on "M*A*S*H"?

Of the following, who was your favorite recurring character?

Which guest star on an episode of "M*A*S*H" was the most surprising casting decision?

Which character who left the show before the end of its run was your favorite?

Which character who joined the show after its first season was your favorite?

What would have made "M*A*S*H" a better show?

Aside from the TV show, what's your other favorite kind of "mash"?

251 Episodes of "M*A*S*H" were made. What percentage do you think you've seen?

Which branch of the military would you want LEAST to join?

What is the most effective weapon in a war?

How high do you think you could climb in the military?

If you had to be stationed overseas somewhere, which sounds like the nicest choice?

What is your favorite war movie?

Would a show like "M*A*S*H" work these days?

Which president during the show's run was your favorite?

Who was your least favorite president during the show's run?

Why did the spin-off "AfterM*A*S*H" fail?

Would you watch a "M*A*S*H" remake?

What's your favorite Alan Alda movie?

Which was your favorite show of the following that was also on during the run of "M*A*S*H"?

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