Which McElroy Brother Are You?

By: Alex Wittman

Which McElroy Brother Are You?
Image: William via YouTube

About This Quiz

These days, it seems like everyone and their mother has a podcast. FACTS! But tbh, we can't think of anyone in the game as hilarious as the McElroy brothers. Yuh, we're talking about the wildly funny and weird podcast "My Brother, My Brother and Me." (Don't sleep on their other podcasts too; "The Adventure Zone" is PEAK Dungeons & Dragons comedy with feels.)

Seriously, no one cracks us up quite like Justin (the eldest bro), Travis (the middlest bro) and Griffin McElroy (the babiest of all baby bros). Their weekly podcast has all the advice we never knew we needed. Whether answering questions from listeners or tackling random inquires from Yahoo! Answers (the latter are lovingly referred to as "a Yahoo"), the McElroy brothers have massively entertaining discussions. We can't listen for more than a few minutes without literally laughing out loud!

We're guessing you also stan the McElroy brothers, and if you're living for segments like "Haunted Doll Watch" and "Sad Libs," then you are going high-key love our quiz to reveal your inner McElroy brother.

Are you a total Justin? Is Travis more your vibe? Where are all the Griffins at?! Hit play on your fave episode of "My Brother, My Brother and Me" and get to answering our questions. Before the podcast ends, we'll spill the tea on which McElroy brother you are. The results will leave you shook!


Siblings Among your own siblings, where do you fall in the birth order?
Oldest
Somewhere in the middle
Youngest
Actually, I'm an only child.

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Boy thinking If you had to choose one of the following middle names for yourself, which would it be?
Tyler
Patrick
Andrew

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He sings as if he knows my soul.
Ummm, I guess he's cool.
He's no Carly Rae Jepsen.

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Young man thinking Are you any good at impressions?
Yes, you should peep my Edward Snowden.
My Donald Duck is pretty lit.
Lol, not my strong suit. (Okay, I can do a Michael Caine on occasion.)

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Girl laughing with headphones Which of these segments on "My Brother, My Brother and Me" are you living for?
"Munch Squad"
"Sad Libs"
"Yahoos"

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Nintendo collectible When you see a Nintendo collectible, what do you want to do with it?
Idk, give it to the nearest child?
Keep it in the box. MINT CONDITION!
Put it in my mouth, duh.

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Listening podcast When you're not listening to "MBMBaM," which of these podcasts are you most likely to tune into?
"Sawbones"
"Schmanners"
"Wonderful!"

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Friends talking When a friend comes to you for advice, how do you usually react?
Tbh, I'll probably make a joke.
I'm not afraid to give that tough love.
What is "friend"?

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Girl with suitcase If a complete stranger told you his girlfriend was moving to a new city and didn't seem to want him to come, what would you tell him?
"Oh man, that's cold."
I'd tell him to take a step back and reevaluate.
"Sounds like she gave you the 'Carmen San Diego Slip.'"

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Lin-Manuel Miranda Which of these famous "MBMBaM" fans would you love to meet?
JIMMY BUFFETT
Elizabeth Gilbert ("Eat, Pray, Love" author)
Lin-Manuel Miranda ("Hamilton" dude)

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Podcasting Is podcasting your dream job?
Yes! I either already have or wanna start a podcast.
It seems fun but A LOT of work.
Nah, my dream job is to be a river otter.

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Taekwondo Moving away from podcasting for a second, which of these hobbies sounds most lit?
Taekwondo
Theater
Songwriting

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Man looking at mirror Okay, my dude, which of these words describes you best?
Responsible
Powerful
Perfect

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Prank Anything for a laugh! What's your go-to prank?
Putting jelly on it
Trolling my way into children's films
Eating bananas with the peel on

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Podcast For real, fam, how many podcasts are you down to host?
A few
All of them
A lot, but not as many as my brother

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Whistling Which of these secret talents would you love to have?
A solid Steve Martin impression
Being able to whistle and hum at the same time
Is making hilarious podcasts seriously not enough?!

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Man wearing funny clothes Imagine you're talking to a personal stylist. How would you describe your goal aesthetic?
Cool uncle
Goth cowboy
Assistant regional manager

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Man weakness Because no one's perfect, what would you consider your greatest weakness?
Oversharing
My deathly fear of spiders
Tbh, if you ignore the crippling anxiety, I'm actually good at everything.

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Man with headphones at work We promise not to tell, but do you listen to podcasts at work?
Only when my boss isn't around
Duh
No, I am completely dedicated to my tasks and assignments.

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Jack Black If you could look like one of the following celebrities, who would you choose?
Jack Black
Why would I want to look like someone else?
Chicken Little

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Man wearing tank top Bruh, how do you feel about tank tops?
I'd rather wear a Hawaiian shirt.
I was born to wear them.
Only if it's, like, insanely hot out.

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Friends Which nickname would you be down to have your crew call you?
"Alpha"
"Encyclopedia Brown"
Just my regular name is fine.

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Role Playing Game Oh yes, Dungeons & Dragons! Which D&D class speaks to your soul?
Idk, but I wanna do a dope character voice.
Give me a battleax and a quip and I'm ready to go.
Dungeon Master

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McElroy brothers What would you be willing to do to be the fourth McElroy brother?
I think the McElroy brothers are perfect as is.
Literally anything — I've got no shame.
I could write a really nice essay!

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Mixed nuts Nom, all these questions are making us hungry. What sounds like a good snack?
Mixed nuts
Mango forever.
Fruit pits

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Teens Do you have quality advice for teens?
Don't get old.
Tearaway pants are a good lewk.
ABSTINENCE! UNTIL YOU DIE!

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Blockbuster Since we can't all be successful podcasters, which of these places would you most like to work?
Blockbuster
PetSmart
Polygon.Com

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Couple recording Would you ever record a podcast with your significant other?
Yes
Yes
Yes
No, I'm alone.

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Showing fists As a human being, what do you consider to be your greatest strength?
Not needing glasses
My immortality
My eight-foot vertical leap

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Stuck in life What advice would you give to someone who feels stuck in life?
Just keep trying to do good.
"Happiness is where you make it."
Try writing a jingle.

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