Which McElroy Brother Are You?

By: Alex Wittman

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

These days, it seems like everyone and their mother has a podcast. FACTS! But tbh, we can't think of anyone in the game as hilarious as the McElroy brothers. Yuh, we're talking about the wildly funny and weird podcast "My Brother, My Brother and Me." (Don't sleep on their other podcasts too; "The Adventure Zone" is PEAK Dungeons & Dragons comedy with feels.)

Seriously, no one cracks us up quite like Justin (the eldest bro), Travis (the middlest bro) and Griffin McElroy (the babiest of all baby bros). Their weekly podcast has all the advice we never knew we needed. Whether answering questions from listeners or tackling random inquires from Yahoo! Answers (the latter are lovingly referred to as "a Yahoo"), the McElroy brothers have massively entertaining discussions. We can't listen for more than a few minutes without literally laughing out loud!

We're guessing you also stan the McElroy brothers, and if you're living for segments like "Haunted Doll Watch" and "Sad Libs," then you are going high-key love our quiz to reveal your inner McElroy brother.

Are you a total Justin? Is Travis more your vibe? Where are all the Griffins at?! Hit play on your fave episode of "My Brother, My Brother and Me" and get to answering our questions. Before the podcast ends, we'll spill the tea on which McElroy brother you are. The results will leave you shook!

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Among your own siblings, where do you fall in the birth order?

Oldest

Somewhere in the middle
Youngest

Actually, I'm an only child.

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If you had to choose one of the following middle names for yourself, which would it be?

Tyler

Patrick
Andrew

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No cap, how do you feel about Jimmy Buffet?

He sings as if he knows my soul.

Ummm, I guess he's cool.
He's no Carly Rae Jepsen.

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Are you any good at impressions?

Yes, you should peep my Edward Snowden.

My Donald Duck is pretty lit.
Lol, not my strong suit. (Okay, I can do a Michael Caine on occasion.)

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Which of these segments on "My Brother, My Brother and Me" are you living for?

"Munch Squad"

"Sad Libs"
"Yahoos"

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When you see a Nintendo collectible, what do you want to do with it?

Idk, give it to the nearest child?

Keep it in the box. MINT CONDITION!
Put it in my mouth, duh.

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When you're not listening to "MBMBaM," which of these podcasts are you most likely to tune into?

"Sawbones"

"Schmanners"
"Wonderful!"

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When a friend comes to you for advice, how do you usually react?

Tbh, I'll probably make a joke.

I'm not afraid to give that tough love.
What is "friend"?

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If a complete stranger told you his girlfriend was moving to a new city and didn't seem to want him to come, what would you tell him?

"Oh man, that's cold."

I'd tell him to take a step back and reevaluate.
"Sounds like she gave you the 'Carmen San Diego Slip.'"

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Which of these famous "MBMBaM" fans would you love to meet?

JIMMY BUFFETT

Elizabeth Gilbert ("Eat, Pray, Love" author)
Lin-Manuel Miranda ("Hamilton" dude)

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Is podcasting your dream job?

Yes! I either already have or wanna start a podcast.

It seems fun but A LOT of work.
Nah, my dream job is to be a river otter.

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Moving away from podcasting for a second, which of these hobbies sounds most lit?

Taekwondo

Theater
Songwriting

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Okay, my dude, which of these words describes you best?

Responsible

Powerful
Perfect

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Anything for a laugh! What's your go-to prank?

Putting jelly on it

Trolling my way into children's films
Eating bananas with the peel on

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For real, fam, how many podcasts are you down to host?

A few

All of them
A lot, but not as many as my brother

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Which of these secret talents would you love to have?

A solid Steve Martin impression

Being able to whistle and hum at the same time
Is making hilarious podcasts seriously not enough?!

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Imagine you're talking to a personal stylist. How would you describe your goal aesthetic?

Cool uncle

Goth cowboy
Assistant regional manager

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Because no one's perfect, what would you consider your greatest weakness?

Oversharing

My deathly fear of spiders
Tbh, if you ignore the crippling anxiety, I'm actually good at everything.

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We promise not to tell, but do you listen to podcasts at work?

Only when my boss isn't around

Duh
No, I am completely dedicated to my tasks and assignments.

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If you could look like one of the following celebrities, who would you choose?

Jack Black

Why would I want to look like someone else?
Chicken Little

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Bruh, how do you feel about tank tops?

I'd rather wear a Hawaiian shirt.

I was born to wear them.
Only if it's, like, insanely hot out.

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Which nickname would you be down to have your crew call you?

"Alpha"

"Encyclopedia Brown"
Just my regular name is fine.

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Oh yes, Dungeons & Dragons! Which D&D class speaks to your soul?

Idk, but I wanna do a dope character voice.

Give me a battleax and a quip and I'm ready to go.
Dungeon Master

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What would you be willing to do to be the fourth McElroy brother?

I think the McElroy brothers are perfect as is.

Literally anything — I've got no shame.
I could write a really nice essay!

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Nom, all these questions are making us hungry. What sounds like a good snack?

Mixed nuts

Mango forever.
Fruit pits

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Do you have quality advice for teens?

Don't get old.

Tearaway pants are a good lewk.
ABSTINENCE! UNTIL YOU DIE!

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Since we can't all be successful podcasters, which of these places would you most like to work?

Blockbuster

PetSmart
Polygon.Com

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Would you ever record a podcast with your significant other?

Yes

Yes
Yes

No, I'm alone.

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As a human being, what do you consider to be your greatest strength?

Not needing glasses

My immortality
My eight-foot vertical leap

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What advice would you give to someone who feels stuck in life?

Just keep trying to do good.

"Happiness is where you make it."
Try writing a jingle.

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