Which Michael Jackson Song Are You?

By: Olivia Cantor

Which Michael Jackson Song Are You?
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About This Quiz

Michael Jackson is the undisputed King of Pop, even now that he has gone away from earth for good. But it's his great music that lives on, and his legacy even goes beyond his musical artistry. There is a great reason why the MTV channel named an award after him, called the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award. His artistry definitely spills over from audio to audiovisual. His music videos revolutionized the way music videos are crafted, created, conceptualized, and even perceived. That's why his magnanimous contribution is not ignored in this area of the entertainment industry.

But going back to his music and his artistry, there's no doubt that Michael Jackson became one of the most recognized musicians on earth because his music speaks to many kinds of people and situations out there. While it started in the very pop way of singing with his brothers when he was little, to becoming a solo artist on his own, Michael has collaborated with so many musical geniuses of this lifetime that helped him produce such great songs, at the same time penning his own.

So, do you think you can feel the vibe of one of his songs in your personality? Try to take this quiz, and let's see just what kind of MJ song you are! 

Are you cool with a hard rocking guitarist like Slash perform with The King of Pop?
Yes! I heart Guns 'N' Roses, too!
No. MJ should be pure pop!
Can he collab with an adult contemporary guitarist instead?
Not really, as I prefer his ballads anyway.

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Do you like Halloween season?
Definitely! My fave holiday of the year!
Ugh, too much horror in real life already...
Yeah sure, as long as I can still play rocking music!
If it doesn't interfere with my smooth groove, then it's fine.

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Do you like reminiscing about the time you fell in love?
Oh yeah, I do it 24/7!
Yikes! Love's too scary!
Have to recall first if the object of my love is environmentalist or not...
Nah, that lover wasn't into rock music, so forget it!

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Are you concerned with world peace?
Always. Keeps me up at night!
Only if it will impact my love life...
No, that scares me, too!
What? Can't hear you with the rock music blaring on my ginormous speakers.

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Are you cool with interracial relationships?
As long as we both like scary movies, go!
As long as we both like groovy music, game!
Of course! It's the new millennium already!
As long as we're both concerned with social issues, sure!

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Do you like going out on movie dates?
I bring my dates to rock concerts.
I prefer bringing my date to educational discussions about global concerns.
I prefer museum dates, to look at ancient civilization displays.
Best. Date idea. Ever.

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Are you a fan of ancient Egyptian looks and dress-ups?
Call me King Tut or Nefertiti!
Can we dress up as rock stars instead?
I prefer horror movie dress-ups!
Can't be bothered by that, what with so many problems that beset the world today...

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Do you mind seeing images of sick children in a music video?
Of course not! My heart bleeds for them...
Can I watch kids rapping instead?
I'd rather watch some synchronized dancing kids...
Not really, but I like watching magic tricks in videos!

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Can you appreciate different dance moves from various cultures?
Not really, but I like watching global horror films!
Only the Egyptian kind.
Yes! Great costumes to boot!
I'd rather see children come together in harmony on a video

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Are you a fan of horror movies?
Yeah! Who doesn't like a great scare once in a while!
Nope. Real world problems are scary enough, promise...
Only if it has a rockin' soundtrack!
Only if it's set during ancient times.

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Do you spend time thinking why a great love affair ended in your past?
Nah. I just rock on, dude!
I'd rather think about how to solve the world's problems...
Nah. I'd rather dress up in horror character cosplay.
Guilty! I like over-analyzing such things.

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Do you believe that there's a place in your heart for love?
If there's also room for rock music, yeah...
Of course, if it doesn't occupy my love for horror movies...
Of course. There's always room!
Yeah. I like reminiscing about it, all the time...

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Are you a fan of Macaulay Culkin's kiddie appearances back in the day?
Yeah! Such a cute cute kid, that one.
I stuck to watching horror flicks only...
I prefer watching documentaries about ancient civilizations and rulers.
Who's that? Did he speak about environmental issues?

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Do you know who Vincent Price is?
Yup! But I wish he also did voice-overs for documentaries on ancient civilizations.
He's that old Hollywood dude with the scary voice!
Not really. Is he concerned about climate change or globalization?
Is he like a legendary rock star?

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Do you like basketball legends like Magic Johnson appearing in MJ's music videos?
Yeah! Sounds like fun!
Only if it don't matter if they're black or white, maybe...
Can I see horror legends first?
He's okay, because he's also concerned with social issues...

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Do you care enough for the living, to help them out?
Can I just play some rock music for them?
Of course! My heart bleeds for the downtrodden.
I could probably conduct a spooky storytelling night for them...
I can take them to a museum tour of ancient civilizations, if that's helpful...

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Do you like your pop music tunes with a bit of rock sounds in them?
Only if it will sound scary in the end!
No, I prefer ballads.
Yeah! I'm a fan of fusion!
Nah, I like 'em just smooth and groovy...

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Would you participate in a public synchronized dancing stunt?
I'd rather chill out with groovy lounge music
I'd rather jam with rock stars!
Oh sure! I already did that, actually.
No, I'd rather help the sick and downtrodden.

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Are you cool with legendary comedians like Eddie Murphy making cameos in MJ's videos?
Can we have like monsters and ghouls instead?
Only if they appear in socially relevant music videos, too...
Yes! So fun to watch!
Can we have more of Slash instead?

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Are you concerned about people dying, especially from war?
Not really. Battle of the Bands, yes, more likely.
Well, I like zombie apocalypse stories. Does that count?
Yes, especially if they're children in conflict and war-torn areas...
Yeah. I wish magic could save the day...

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Do you like watching music videos with popular actors appearing on them?
Yep! It's a great add-on for the vid.
Only if they're basketball and comedy legends
I'd rather watch videos with advocates and social justice warriors
Only if they're horror movie legends!

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Are you always scared of something evil lurking from the dark?
No. The evils of the world are real enough as it is...
Yes, but I wish I can use magic to shoo them away!
I'm more afraid of legendary rock bands disbanding...
Oh goodness, yes! But I get thrilled by it, too!

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Do you like MJ's music videos where he performs magic tricks?
Yeah! That's so awesome!
I'd rather see him rock on! With some rock stars!
I'd rather see him transform into some sort of monster or something.
Can he just sing about what ails the world instead?

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Are you hopeful that, together, everyone can make the world a better place?
If we all listen to rock music, probably...
Definitely. There are ways to get there.
Maybe, but there's always something there to scare ya...
Well, if we can't, we can always be nostalgic about it...

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Do you like Michael Jackson's getup of black pants and white shirt?
I prefer him wearing ancient costumes and stuff
Can he wear that futuristic-looking red jacket instead?
Definitely! He's like in between a pop star and a rock star with that one!
Whatever's appropriate when he sings ballads, I'm all for that...

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While you may or may not like Halloween stuff, do you endorse a belief in the occult?
No, because real-life global problems are unbelievable enough...
No, scare time is just fun time, let's be clear about that!
No, but I prefer magic tricks and stuff...
No. But I worship rock music legends!

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When you're in love, do you like to stay on the phone at night 'til dawn, chatting with the object of your affection?
Yeah, so I can also scare the heck out of my love sometimes by doing scary sounds ha-ha-ha!
Definitely! It's how we get to know each other, very well...
As long as my love also lets me listen to rock music, go!
Only if we're gonna talk about important stuff happening in the world, like wars, peace, etc.

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Are you concerned with environmental degradation?
Yes! We only have one planet, you know.
I'm more concerned with race issues.
I'm more concerned with scaring the heck out of someone!
I'm more concerned about unearthing more artifacts from ancient civilizations and featuring them in music videos.

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Do you prefer MJ singing ballads or upbeat songs?
I prefer him as a pop star gone rock!
I like to hear him pop it out, upbeat style!
I prefer him singing something in between, like groovy but funky, too.
Love love love his ballads! So yes, ballads!

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Do you prefer watching MJ videos where he's not dancing?
I like him better somber, like when he's singing ballads only.
I'm cool with him dancing, acting, singing and doing special effects stuff in his music vids.
I want him dancing with many people, like all the time!
As long as he rocks on, so whatever!

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