Which "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out" Boxer Are You?
By: Steven Miller
About This Quiz
Your trainer has gotten you in shape and all those early morning workout sessions are starting to pay off. It's time to step into the ring and find out what kind of fighter you really are.
Which location best fits your personality?
The United States of America.
Which description best fits your physique?
Where are you on your career path?
I'm somewhere in the middle of how high I can climb.
I'm in the upper levels of my career ladder.
I'm at the top of my field.
Would you consider yourself to be an underdog?
I'm a total underdog, but you shouldn't underestimate me.
I would usually be considered a favorite to succeed in most things I do.
I'm the best of the best and I expect to win.
I guess I'm a bit of an underdog, but I have to admit that I've earned that reputation.
Which punch is most your style?
How much do you drink alcohol?
I have a drink from time to time, but I rarely get drunk.
I don't drink alcohol anymore.
It is rare for me to drink, but I will on special occasions.
I drink way more than I should.
How involved in charitable work are you?
I do some charity work from time to time.
It is my main focus in life. I love helping those in need.
I don't do very much charity work.
I would like to do more, but I'm so busy with my life right now.
Are you more defensive or offensive in your approach to a difficult situation?
I guess I'm somewhere in the middle. It depends on my mood.
I'm mostly defensive, but I can strike when I see an opportunity.
I play things pretty cautiously and defensive most of the time.
I'm very aggressive and go on the offensive when things get tough.
How likely are you to do something that is irresponsible?
That is pretty doubtful. I really can't afford to be irresponsible in my life.
That is highly unlikely. I am someone who can be relied on.
It's pretty likely. You never know what I'm going to do next.
It's almost inevitable. I'm not a very responsible person.
How big of a temper do you have?
I keep things pretty zen. It's unusual for me to lose my temper.
I have been known to lose my cool from time to time.
I'm a ticking time-bomb. It's only a matter of time before I go off.
I can definitely be a bit feisty at times.
Would you say your stance is more conventional or unique?
I'm highly unconventional. I go my own way.
I have moments of uniqueness, but I'm generally pretty conventional in how I do things.
I'm very conventional and classic in my approach to things.
I'm pretty unique. They don't make 'em like me any more.
How disciplined of a fighter are you?
I'm learning to be more disciplined. I need to if I want to be successful.
I have to admit that I struggle to stay disciplined.
I am a highly disciplined person. I stick with things no matter what.
I have a really hard time staying on script.
Would you say that you are a big talker?
You'd be surprised how soft-spoken I really am.
No, I prefer to let my actions do the talking.
I do enjoy chatting away.
I suppose I'm somewhere in the middle. I'm equal parts talker and listener.
How big is your entourage?
I'm mostly a solo act, but I do have some drinking buddies.
My whole community is behind me.
I have a very small, but dedicated, group of supporters.
When you're the champ, the whole world wants to be with you.
How good is your stamina?
I have pretty decent stamina, but I do need breaks from time to time.
I have excellent stamina. I'm in great shape and can go all day long.
I don't have the greatest stamina. I prefer to get things done quickly.
I have very little stamina. I can work for a while, but then I need rest.
Would you say that you are quick on your feet?
I'm lightning fast when I need to be.
I'm more slow and methodical in how I do things.
I can be, but mostly I just kind of plod along.
I guess I move at a moderate speed in my life.
Are you more likely to win on a KO, TKO, or decision?
It's a pretty good chance that I'm going to win by knockout.
If I can make it through to the end of the fight, I'm hoping to win by decision.
I would have my best chance to win by technical knockout.
Honestly, I'm more likely to lose the fight.
How tall are you?
I tower over others around me.
I'm a shorter than average.
I suppose I'm about average height.
How long is your arm reach?
My arms are short, but very powerful.
I suppose my arms are about the average length.
I guess they are shorter than most people.
What weight division are you fighting in?
What's your biggest weakness?
I'm smaller than most people.
I tend to take things too seriously.
I have trouble with anger issues.
I do way too much partying.
How many rounds do you think you could last in the ring with Mike Tyson?
I would give him a good run. Hopefully I keep both my ears.
It would be a miracle for me to last one round.
It would be a fight between equals.
I might get lucky and last a few rounds.
How good would you be at interviewing with the press?
I would be amazing with the press. They won't be able to get enough.
I might bore them. I'm not very flashy.
I think they would be frustrated that I'm not that big of a boaster.
They would probably get a kick out of me. We'd likely party together.
Who is the first person you would thank if you won the big fight?
How would you describe your voice?
Kind of squeaky and high-pitched.
Would you ever get a tattoo across your face?
I would have to be pretty drunk to make that mistake.
I would never do something like that.
I can't imagine a scenario where that seems like a good idea.
I've been thinking about doing it.
How likely are you to be involved in a scandal?
I guess it's possible, but I sure don't go looking for it.
That is nearly impossible to imagine.
It is pretty much inevitable. I'm always pushing the limits of what's acceptable.
I could definitely see that happening on a particularly fun night.
How much would you like to be famous?
It is only important to me that I am admired by those in my community for the work I do.
I really have no desire to be famous. Those people are really under the microscope.
I would love to have that happen. I want to be a star.
I'm not really motivated by that, but I wouldn't mind if it happened.
Have you ever beaten Mike Tyson in the game "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out"?
I have beaten Mike Tyson numerous times on that game.
I have, and it was a glorious day.
I never got there in the game. He was too tough to beat.
I've never played the game.