Which Movie Scene Describes Your Life?

By: Pierre Roustan

Which Movie Scene Describes Your Life?
Image: Katja Motion Picture Corporation/Krevoy/Stabler/Wessler Production

About This Quiz

Ask yourself this question—is your life like a movie? Probably, yes. Most people’s lives are sort of modeled after movies. If you have any kind of adventure in your life, you could be something relatable to maybe Indiana Jones or Luke Skywalker, but we often try to keep things toned down and less, well, dangerous. Some lives can be quite “boring,” but no one wants that, right? This is why we love watching movies! We often enjoy watching comedies, too, because we can relate quite well to some of the most iconic movie scenes of our age. 

The question is, which movie scene best defines you as a person? The good news is we have this little quiz here for you that can determine whether or not you’re a real idiot, or a complete freak. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing to be, either! Life is about having fun, and sometimes that involves being a little stupid, at times. After all, we’re human. We can be dumb. The question is how dumb, how funny and how cute are you? Try this quiz out and see for yourself. We’ll see which character aligns with you the most. Who knows—you might surprise yourself!

You’re asked to train new employees at work. What do you do?
Wing it, because, hey, if they suck at the job, that’s not my problem.
Pull out the brandy. That’s way too much stress on my plate.
Spend hours developing a spreadsheet with about a dozen columns before actually meeting them
Ask questions about whether or not the new employees are really cute

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You need to get groceries since the refrigerator and freezer are completely empty. What do you do?
Run to the car and race to the store, forgetting your wallet.
Pace for a few hours as you try to remember everything you​ need to buy.
Write a detailed list of everything you need to buy, plus all the coupons you're bringing, and your time limit for groceries, and then make copies of it to put on your phone. Just in case.
My favorite soap opera just came on!

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Time to get up in the morning and get ready for work. What do you do?
Throw on some sweatpants and a baseball cap and head out the door with a cup of coffee
Sit up and stare for about ten minutes, wondering where I am exactly
Get up, put slippers on, go downstairs, get coffee, go back upstairs, and work on my facial regimen while doing sit-ups
Text my lover who lives in India. Who needs to go to work, right?

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It’s Christmastime, and you’re getting a gift for your mother. What do you think of first?
A mug that has just the word MOTHER on it
A mug that has the words I MISS YOU, MOTHER on it
A mug that has the words I MISS YOU, MOTHER, LIKE HOW THE DESERTS MISS RAIN, AND PLEASE REMEMBER TO CALL ME TODAY
A mug that has…. Aaawww, I love that movie “Sleepless in Seattle,” and it makes me want to cry! I’ll get that instead.

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What do you like to do for fun at the beach?
Swim so far that I can see the whole shore (and the giant tsunami behind me, of course)
Fall asleep on the sand for a few hours (and wake up burnt to a crisp)
Set up my tent with a Bluetooth speaker and plug in my cooler with a built-in charging station for my tablet TV
Watch all the hottie lifeguards. Mmmmm….

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You’re stranded at home during a snowstorm with no electricity. What do you do?
Wander aimlessly
Panic and run around in circles
Find the generator, hook it up, light some candles, shoot flares in the sky to alert the authorities, and lock the doors​
Cuddle up in my blankets with my favorite cheesy romantic book

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You’re about to have a baby. What do you do?
Faint
Scream bloody murder, and then faint
Itemize everything I’m going to need for the trip to the hospital while eating lots and lots of potato chips.
Cry. Hug. Cry some more. Hug again. Call everyone. And cry some more.

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It’s date night and you have a choice of what movie to watch. Which one do you pick?
Slapstick
A real sad and pathetic drama
A big action film with crazy explosions
A romantic comedy

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You have the major munchies in the middle of the night. What do you get to eat?
That old “thing” in the fridge, and you can’t remember when it was put in there
Lots and lots and lots of cookie dough
A cheese stick, pickles, peanut butter, chips, a hot dog, a bowl of chicken tortilla soup, and marshmallows
Hershey’s kisses

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What is your workout regimen after a day at the office?
Cheetos
The treadmill as I piss and moan about how I’m not getting anywhere in life
My black card membership at Planet Fitness
Going for a light jog while I wave to all my lovely neighbors this fine day

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You have a crush on someone at work or school. What do you do?
You speak Swahili every time that person comes up to you for anything.
You bang your head on the wall or locker when you see that person from 50 feet away.
You talk to yourself about how you’re going to come up to this person today and do what you’ve dreamed for years
You just start bawling as you gaze into the sunset.

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You’re in the grocery store. Which aisle do you go to first?
The snacks
The pharmacy
The electronics
The gift cards

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How do you like your martini?
Never had one, so don’t care what kind
Strong enough to get me seeing stars
Strong enough to get me seeing stars, the moon, the planets, and the future
Shaken, not stirred, with a pinch of cinnamon, and lots and lots of love

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You’re listening to the radio, and a song comes up that makes you cry. What is that song?
“Land of Confusion” by Genesis
“In the End” by Linkin Park​
“Gonna Fly Now” from those Rocky films
“All of Me” by John Legend

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If you were to try skydiving, how would you prepare for it?
I’d want that martini now.
Forget the martini. Just give me a sedative.
A detailed itinerary of what I need to do to ensure I don’t die
A camera strapped to my head

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You have an opportunity to eat some weird pizza. How weird would you go?
Surprise me. I’ll just close my eyes and try a bite. Who knows, I might like it.
Pepperoni with chocolate syrup, peanut butter, sea salt, cucumbers, buffalo chicken and olives -- You only live once.
I’ll try that, too. But give me some antacids first.
I want a pizza shaped like a heart with all the pepperoni placed to form a smiley face.

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Back when you were a kid, what did you always want to do for a living?
I wanted to be an archeologist with a bullwhip.
I wanted to be a therapist.
I wanted to be the President of the United States.
I wanted to be a bullfighter.

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What was your favorite cartoon when you were growing up?
Tom & Jerry
Beavis & Butthead
Ren & Stimpy
Care Bears

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It’s Valentine’s Day and you need to get your significant other a gift. What do you buy?
I buy the person some pepper spray.
I’d get a bottle of Jack Daniels.
How about a teddy bear the size of a king-size bed?
I’d buy a dozen roses and plan a big flash mob with confetti and an airplane trailing the words “I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK.”

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What fashion style you generally like the most?
I’m spontaneous. One day I could be wearing a tutu, and the other day, just some PJs.
Anything that fits, even if it has holes in it
A business suit
Sexy, slick and cool

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If you had one place to go on vacation, where would that be?
My bed
The bathroom
To Africa, just to find water for numerous villages
Venice, and Ireland, and the Bahamas, and Rio de Janeiro -- All at once.

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If you met the Dalai Lama, what’s the first thing you’d do?
Rub his bald head
Kiss his hands with tears coming out of my eyeballs
Have a dialectical conversation with the man about human suffering
Take an excited selfie with him

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You’re about to run with the bulls in Spain. How do you react?
Oh. They’re coming now?
Heh, I’m not running. I’ll take ‘em all on!
If I time it right, I can jog with as many of them simultaneously and record all of it on my smartphone.
I’m going to try to mount one, riding it into the sunset with my hands held high in triumph!

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If you were a character on Star Trek, which one would you be?
Luke Skywalker?
Crewman #6 (he dies in episode #342)
Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. He’s so cool.
A cute fuzzy alien from the planet Pumpkin.

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If you were trapped in a burning building, who would you want to save you?
A fire? Man, dunno. Is this multiple choice?
My game on Fortnite
I honestly don’t care as I have a crapload of paperwork to finish at the office tomorrow.
A super-sexy superhero in tights

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Who’s your favorite President of the United States and why?
President George W. Bush because he’s exemplicatory.​
President Donald Trump because he’s cool.
Doesn’t matter as long as I get to keep as much of my income as possible
Me because I’m awesome.

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What was or is your favorite subject in school?
Sleep 101
Study period
I’m freakin’ president of the student body.
Why do I care? I’m dating the freakin’ president of the student body!

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What will heaven look like to you when you die?
I have no flippin’ idea. Tacos?
Yep, tacos. Lots of ‘em
Everything working in great order, 24/7, 365 days in the year.
Beautiful, majestic, and super clean

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How would you want to die?
With a hoagie in my hand
With all my fellow students and teachers raising their wands in the air
Delivering the nuclear codes to the president in time
While holding onto the Heart of the Ocean warm in my bed

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If you were to die, what would you put in your will?
What is a “will”?
I “will” put my _shirts in it.
My entire estate. It’ll be left to my dog, Muffins.
Muffins. Along with $1 million for her to be taken care of.

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