Which Muppet Are You?

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Muppet Are You?
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About This Quiz

Jim Henson's Muppets are true American classics! Steeped in creativity, each Muppet has its own personality and way of navigating the theatre world! Whether you are as sassy as Miss Piggy or as pragmatic as Kermit, we are certain that one of our beloved characters matches you to a tee! Often hilarious, and sometimes endearing, the Muppets will forever remain in our hearts. 

Are you as lovable and goofy as Fozzie Bear, or are you as neurotic as Gonzo? This quiz will examine the things that make you tick and the things that make you crazy. We'll take a look at your sense of humor and the things you value. Then, we'll be able to tell you which Muppets character you could magically be transformed into and no one would ever notice! Try choosing the answers that speaks loudest to you, and you'll give us an accurate picture to run though our complex matrix of Muppet matching. 

While we know that you are not operated by a puppet master, we also know that you love the Muppets. We're going to make you giggle when you find out which fuzzy, adorable, imaginative character you are most like at heart! Are you as ready as we are? 

On a good day, what's your personality like?
Friendly
Manic
Larger than life
Unpredictable

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You have the task of entertaining a crowd. How do you keep everyone captivated?
Sing a heartfelt song
You'd put on your own variety show
You'd find someone else to entertain them
You try some stunts or magic tricks

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If your friends were going to complain about you, what would they say?
You're too easily depressed
You're a little too eager to get along
You're too weird
You're not as funny as you think you are

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What words are most likely to come out of your mouth?
"Ladies and gentlemen, they say the show must go on, but they never say why."
"Most women are insanely jealous of me."
"Excuse me, pardon me, sorry."
"My cousin's so dumb he thinks Eggs Benedict's a mafia gangster."

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How would you describe your looks?
A little scrawny / skinny
Full figured
Big nose, shaggy hair
You have a very round face

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Pick a Matthew McConaughey Movie.
Dazed and Confused
Magic Mike
Dallas Buyers Club
The Wedding Planner

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Choose your neurosis.
Obsessive Compulsive disorder
Narcissim
Crippling Self Doubt
Nothing's wrong with me

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How do you feel about strangers?
A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet
I do need an audience after all
I ten to scare people away
I am a bit anxious

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Are you a hugger?
Yes!
Sometimes
Always
Only on rare occassions

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Choose a Las Vegas legend:
Frank Sinatra
David Copperfield
Mike Tyson
Barbra Streisand

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Half-way through a movie you realize it's irredeemably bad. What do you do?
Cut your losses and leave
Might as well finish it
Play on your phone for the rest of it
I'm just here for the food, who cares about the movie

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Choose an extracurricular activity.
Debate
Drama
Science
Band

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What would you rather be?
Actor / Actress
Singer
Artist
Inventor

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Do you have a crush on someone who doesn't return your affections?
Yes, unfortunately.
Nope, I am just that irresistible I guess
Not now but I have in the past.

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How optimistic are you?
Not at all
A bit, but always realistic
As much as you can be!
Depends on the day

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How do you feel when you get up in the morning?
Alert, happy, ready to go
sort of sleepy, but I'm fine after a shower
I'm not happy, but I have to get up
Kill everyone...revenge soon...

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What choice best describes you on an average day?
Friendly pushover
Sarcastic and witty
Sensitive and nervous
Swedish

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When you are waiting on hold on the phone, what do you do?
Pace around, swearing under my breath
Fidget impatiently
Calmly and indifferently sit and wait
Sing happily along with the on-hold music

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Hey, we need to raise $500 to save Mr. Hooper's store from a corporate takeover! What do we do?
Let's put on a show!
Let's commission Dr. Honeydew to turn lead into gold
Let's sell genuine 100% muppet fur stoles
What's the point? You can't fight the man...

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Are you the jealous type?
Yes, but I have it under control
Yes, and I have a knife
No more than the average person
No, I'm not particularly possessive at all

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On a typical Saturday night, would you rather be...
At home watching a movie or reading
At a big party with lots of people
Out for dinner/drinks with a few friends
At a small get together at a friend's house

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How do you feel when you come home from work/school?
Exhausted and ready for bed
Tired and ready to relax
Energized and enthusiastic
Excited and in the mood to do something new/creative

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How do you feel about spontaneous, unpredictable situations?
They make me a little uncomfortable, but I can go with the flow
They make me utterly neurotic and I hate them
I live for situations like that! They're exciting!
I can take them or leave them

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Is life fair?
Yes, for everyone except me
Yes, people usually get what they deserve
No, and something should be done about it
No, and that's the way it always will be

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Who's your favorite muppet out of the following?
Kermit
Gonzo
Fozzie
Miss Piggy

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Which do you consider yourself?
Extroverted
Introverted

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Choose an instrument:
Piano
Vocals
Banjo
Synthesizer

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Where would your dream home be located?
America
Sweden
Outer Space
Hollywood

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How would your friends describe you?
Loyal
Loud
Hilarious
Foreign

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Favorite Muppet Movie?
The Muppet Movie
Muppet Christmas Carol
Muppets from Space
Muppets take Manhattan

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You Got: