Which Noble Animal Is Your Inner Princess?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Noble Animal Is Your Inner Princess?
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About This Quiz

Being a princess may not involve having as much power as was the case back in medieval times — for example, you certainly can't get anyone's head cut off these days. Still, there are plenty of expectations on a modern princess. You have to be a diplomat who represents your country to others. You have to be a philanthropist with a deep understanding of a number of issues. You have to be dignified and poised and never make your country look bad. You have to be apolitical.

These are difficult challenges, which means that support and role models are all the more important. Where better to find them than among the one group on our planet who never get political and say dumb things in public — animals? There are all sorts of animals who have much to offer when it comes to how to be a powerful or public figure. Male seahorses are benevolent and involved fathers. Snakes know how not to react unless it's really necessary, and then come down hard on an offender. Horses are pure grace and beauty, 24 hours a day.

Where does your inner princess find their animal inspiration? Let's find out!

What's your signature attention-getting move?
Swishing my gorgeous mane
Fixing someone with my piercing gaze
Being the most imposing figure in the room
I just sit there quietly and all eyes eventually come to me.

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How do you enter a room?
Flounce loudly in
Swoop in and carry all behind me
Stop in the doorway and call all eyes to me
Slink in and just change the tone with my silent charisma

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How should a potential prince pique your interest?
Dazzle me with victorious feats of arms
Bringing me gifts
Be the most powerful man in the room
Worshiping my wondrous qualities

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What princess dress code will you always observe?
Perfect shoes
Ideal accessories
Magnificent hair
Perfect outfit

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How will you handle being in the glare of the media?
I will adore it.
I will let them have appropriate access.
I will simply not take questions I don't like.
I will jealously guard my privacy when I must.

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How will you announce your choice of husband?
A glamorous photoshoot
A post to my royal social accounts
A quick statement to the press
A press release

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How many children would you like to have?
One or two
Four
Three
Five or more

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Do you intend to inherit the throne?
Of course
Probably
If I don't, I'll fight for it.
I don't want it, thanks.

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Will you exert influence behind the scenes, or stay out of politics?
I'll do it in front of the scenes!
Of course, I will influence behind the scenes.
I will do it rarely, but when I do it, it'll stick.
I will stay out of it.

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In your capacity as a princess, what will scare you most?
Being humiliated in the press
Failing my people
Rival princesses
Nothing

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What sort of royal fan are you most likely to attract?
People who love my style
People who admire my strength
People who love my power
People who find me inspiring and mysterious

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Which of your activities will people obsess over the most?
My fashion sense
My political influence
My philanthropy
All of it

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What's your calling card when it comes to moving around a space?
Pure glamor
Gladhanding the most powerful people
Physical dominance
Quiet charisma

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What degree will you get to help you be a better princess?
MBA
International relations
Politics and philosophy
Law degree

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At dinner, what drink do you usually have?
Wine
Cocktail
Beer
Water

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How often will you do walkabouts to meet ordinary people?
Daily
Weekly
Monthly
Almost never

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Where will you go on your first international goodwill tour?
Middle East
North America
Australia and Pacific Rim
Africa

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How would you physically dominate another person without touching them?
I will smile charmingly, as I tend to do.
With my glare
By towering over them
By moving around them soundlessly, so they are surprised

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What sort of rumors will leak to the tabloids about you?
I have many lovers.
I am aloof.
I am very loud at parties.
Nothing will leak about me.

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What will you sacrifice most readily for your people?
Privacy
Time
My life!
Money

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What sort of charitable event will you do most often?
Openings
Building things
Teaching underprivileged kids
Anonymous donation

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Princesses must be philanthropists. What area do you focus on most?
Conservation
Education
Poverty
Health

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What royal etiquette rule is made to be broken?
Wearing boring clothes
Not saying what I think about people who suck
None - I like them all.
Not kissing my boo in public

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Which part of the princess dress code is the best part?
The goans
The purses (trust me)
The jewels
The occasional opportunity to wear an actual robe

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Which ordinary errand will you do as a princess to make sure you stay in touch?
Shopping for clothing
Taking care of my own children and pets
Mending things around my palace
Gardening

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The Queen says it all through clothes and gifts. What sneaky method will you use to convey public messages without having to break etiquette?
Clothing
I'll just say it.
What I serve at parties
Gifts

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What princessy sport do you play?
Polo
Hunting
Martial arts
Archery

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What sort of royal palace will you live in?
A big fort in the city center
An unfortified stately home in the country
A small cottage on a huge estate
A remote castle

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In what social situation do you feel most comfortable?
Parties
I like all events.
With my family
Alone

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It's time for the state dinner. What statement jewelry are you wearing?
All of it
The biggest diamond in the world
Brooch inherited from the Plantagenet kings
Tiara

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