Which Nocturnal Creature Matches Your Dark Side?

By: Ian Fortey

Which Nocturnal Creature Matches Your Dark Side?
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About This Quiz

Ahh, the world of the nocturnal. Everything is a little more mysterious and, by extension, a little more interesting in the dark.  It's the time when sneaky things happen, and sometimes even scary things.  It's the perfect time to let loose and be yourself because there are so few eyes on you.  It works for nocturnal animals and it can work for your dark side, too.

The thing about a dark side is that everyone has one. Many of us keep it well under wraps and almost never give in to it. Even when it does show its shadowy visage, it's not always the worst thing.  But sometimes, just sometimes, things get very intense. Your dark side bubbles to the surface and you give yourself over to something you're maybe not super proud of, but it is still a part of you.

What you may never have considered is just how your dark side parallels those other creatures of the night.  In a very weird way, your darker instincts parallel those darker beasts that wait until most things are asleep to creep out into the night.  Not sure how?  Well, there's one way to find out.  Take the quiz, answer honestly, and discover which nocturnal creature is twinned up with your darker self!

You're walking along one day and discover a wallet on the ground with no ID. What do you do?
Ignore it.
Ask around if anyone lost a wallet and if they can identify it.
Keep the whole thing.
Take the money and run.

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When it comes to horror movie villains, which one do you cheer for?
Jason Vorhees
Jigsaw
Freddy Krueger
Michael Myers

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What's your favorite kind of meat?
Not a big meat fan, actually
Steak - rare
Chicken
Whatever's handy

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Which sport do you think takes the most skill?
Boxing
Football
MMA
Baseball

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If money was no object, what kind of car would you get yourself?
Ferrari
Hummer
DeLorean
Tesla

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Which Marvel movie villain do you relate to the most?
Vulture
Thanos
Killmonger
Loki

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If you're going to enjoy an alcoholic beverage, what kind will it be?
Light beer
Whiskey
Moonshine
Something with vodka

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How do you respond when a stranger trash talks you on social media?
Bust out the block button
Toss back a far more brutal insult
Hardcore rage
Troll them for a while

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Who do you like to spend your free time with?
I fly solo mostly.
My best friends
Anyone, no one, it's all good.
Family

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Which one of these legendary figures do you relate to the most?
Hermes
Genghis Khan
Rasputin
Robin Hood

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What's the most decadent kind of junk food?
Chocolate
Beef Jerky
Hot wings
Tacos

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If you had a chance to be on a reality show, which one would you be great at?
"The Voice"
"Survivor"
"Shark Tank"
"Catfish"

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What color dominates your wardrobe?
Black
Grey
It's a veritable rainbow.
Earth tones

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Which classic song really describes you?
"Bat out of Hell" - Meatloaf
"Hungry Like the Wolf" - Duran Duran
"Crazy" - Gnarls Barkley
"Creep" - Radiohead

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If you were a comic book character, what would your superpower be?
Super speed
Super strength
Mind reading
Invisibility

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What's the best game show in television history?
"American Ninja Warrior"
"Jeopardy"
"The Gong Show"
"The Price Is Right"

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What's the ultimate pizza topping?
Just cheese
Meat
Jalapenos or pineapple
A little of everything

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What's the best way to get revenge on someone who wrongs you?
The best revenge is living well.
Make sure everyone knows how awful they are
Full-scale psychological warfare
Hide something smelly in their house

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Someone cuts you off in traffic, then brakes and nearly causes an accident. How do you road rage?
A quick middle finger
Shame them on social media
I would never admit to doing anything crazy. Not here, anyway.
Curse under my breath

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What little thing that other people do can you just not stand?
Not returning texts
Nail biting
Loud chewing
Leaving the toilet seat up

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What's your favorite time of year?
Summer
Springtime
Any time seems good.
Halloween

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If you could only ever eat one fast-food item again, what would it be?
Taco Bell taco
Big Mac
KFC Double Down
A whole pizza

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What famous comedian makes you laugh every single time?
John Mulaney
Jim Jefferies
Amy Schumer
Kevin Hart

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You just heard about a great new job opening, but competition is fierce. What do you do?
Make sure I'm first to apply
Whatever it takes to stand out as the best
Is there a way to sabotage the other applicants?
Embellish my resume to stand out

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You just ordered some stuff on Amazon, but someone stole the package off of your doorstep. What do you do?
Call the police
Track them and make them pay
Spend a lot of time cussing
Post the security footage online to shame the thief

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What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Too flighty
Too aggressive
Too impulsive
Too selfish

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How well do you handle big shake-ups in your life?
I try to avoid them at all costs.
I tend to get angry.
I fall apart.
I roll with it.

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You have a big life decision to make. What guides the process for you?
Logic
It's all gut instinct.
Flip a coin
Intuition

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What is the most important thing in life?
Happiness
Family
Living in the moment
Success

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Which kid of historical rogue do you think you could have been?
A ninja
A samurai
A Viking
A pirate

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You Got:

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