Which of the Golden Girls Are You?

By: Teresa McGlothlin

Which of the Golden Girls Are You?
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About This Quiz

From 1985 to 1992, the "Golden Girls" thanked us for being friends. As one of the television's most unexpected hits, the Golden Girls kept viewers tuning on for some of the most hilarious laughs ever written into a sitcom. Once you tell us all about yourself, we'll be able to tell you if you are more Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche, or Rose. 

Whether you are sexy and you know it like Blanche, or you are quick-witted like Sophia, your inner Golden Girl is there just waiting for us to figure it out. Depending on how you respond to our questions, we'll know which one you have the most in common with and which one you'll probably be at that age. You might think you already have a good idea, but this is your chance to prove it.

When you answer our questions, imagine yourself living near the beach in an immaculate house with four charismatic roommates. Read the questions as carefully as Sophia does the crossword, and let your answer fly out of your fingers like Rose trying to keep a secret. By the time we've finished, we'll know which one you could play in the remake. We also thank you for being a friend!

What is your favorite beach activity?
I like to build sandcastles.
I like to sunbathe.
I like to swim.
I like to go fishing.

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Which Florida city would you like to visit?
Jacksonville
Orlando
Miami
Tampa

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Would you enjoy going to a nude beach?
I would not enjoy it.
I would enjoy it.
I would more than enjoy it.
If I were blind, I would love it.

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Which of the Golden Girls do you find funniest?
Sophia
Blanche
Dorothy
Rose

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Do you have an ex as annoying as Stan?
Who's Stan?
I have a couple of them.
I don't have any exes who are that annoying.
I have one.

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Which current sitcom do you like most?
"Hot in Cleveland"
"Modern Family"
"Superstore"
"Fresh Off the Boat"

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What do you like most about Dorothy?
She gives good advice.
I like her sense of humor.
I don't really like Dorothy that much.
Dorothy is really smart.

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Which quality do you share with Rose?
Optimism
Naivety
Sweetness
Honesty

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Are you as open-minded as Blanche?
I am not that open-minded.
I think so.
I sure am!
No one is as open as Blanche.

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Do you know the words to the Golden Girls' theme song?
I know the first line.
I know all of them.
I know the extended version.
I don't know it.

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Which job could you have had in a former life?
Nurse
Bartender
Chef
Teacher

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What do you like most about Betty White?
She's hilarious.
She's glamourous.
She cares about animals.
She's feisty.

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Which card game could you win?
Gin
Rummy
Poker
Solitaire

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Do you have the patience for jigsaw puzzles?
They get on my nerves after a while.
It's kind of relaxing.
I love doing puzzles.
I prefer video games.

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What do you want to do when you retire?
I want to spend time with friends and family.
I want to travel.
I want to buy a retirement home.
I want to marry again.

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Which Sophia Petrillo quote do you like most?
"Blow it out your ditty bag."
"Have I given you any indication at all that I care?"
"Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil!"
"You're old. You sag. You'll get over it."

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How would your friends describe your sense of style?
Cute
Elegant
Sensible
Casual

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Do you have any roommates?
I live with family members.
I live alone.
I have one roommate.
I have a couple of roommates.

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What do you do at parties?
I like to serve food.
I like to hit the dance floor.
I like to sample the bar.
I like to hold up the wall.

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Which word sums up your sense of humor?
Quirky
Sly
Witty
Dry

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Are you good at keeping secrets?
I'm terrible with secrets.
It depends on the secret.
I am great with secrets.
Some secrets shouldn't be kept.

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What do you friends like most about you?
I'm always kind.
I am adventurous.
I always tell the truth.
I am reliable.

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Which drink would you prefer?
Tea
Wine
Scotch
Coffee

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Which food do you find most comforting?
Pie
Cake
Cookies
Mac and cheese

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How well would you fit in at the Golden Girls' house?
I would be a great addition.
I couldn't live with Blanche!
I'm too young to live there.
I'm sure I would fit in just fine.

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How do you deal with heartbreak?
I cry.
I eat lots of ice cream.
I make sense of it all.
I throw myself into work.

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Which of the girls would you like to have lunch with?
Sophia
Dorothy
Rose
Blanche

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Do you sleep with the lights on?
I sleep with a nightlight.
I sleep with a sleeping mask.
I sleep in the dark.
I leave security lights on.

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Which member of your friend group are you?
I'm the crazy aunt/uncle.
I'm the big sister/brother.
I'm the parent figure.
I'm the step-child.

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Could you handle living on a farm?
I would love it.
No, thank you.
I have lived on a farm.
I wouldn't mind visiting.

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