Which Outlaw Are You?

By: Jody Mabry

Which Outlaw Are You?
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About This Quiz

We all know that you are honest as the day is long, and would never dream of doing anything that is against the law. There, now that we got that out of the way, maybe we can talk about what a great outlaw you would have made in the wild world of the Old West. Outlaws need to be daring, brave, smart and able to think quickly on their feet, and we all know those are some of your best qualities. If you were at the OK Corral, which side would you have been on, anyway? There were a lot of outlaws back then, though, so which one would you have been?

Billy the Kid was one of the most deadly outlaws of the day.  Would you be as ruthless as he was? We all know that Jesse James was one of the most successful outlaws back in his day, do you have what it takes to be as good as he was? And then there was the infamous Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, they robbed a whole bunch of trains and banks with their gang before they finally took off to South America. Take this quiz to find out which famous outlaw you would be.

How do you confront danger?
I monitor it and let danger come to me.
I am the aggressor.
Calmly and politely.
Like a wild child.

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What is your role in conflict?
I usually come in at the end.
I may or may not have instigated the conflict.
I am friends with the person who started the conflict.
Oh, I start and finish the conflict.

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How would you make money in the Old West?
Gambling.
Cattle rustling.
Robbing trains.
Robbing anything in my way.

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What would your Old West occupation be?
Doctor
Gunfighter
Train robber
Political usurper

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What is your favorite outlaw movie?
Tombstone
Young Guns
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Cowboys and Aliens

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What is your best personality trait?
Friendly
Funny
Generous
Spirited

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What is your least desirable personality trait?
Too mysterious.
Hot-headed.
Irritable.
Emotional rollercoaster.

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What is your current field of work?
Medicine
Agriculture
Transportation
Politics

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What is your "hot button"?
Cheaters.
Bullies.
Rude people.
Depends on the day.

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Someone cuts you off on the highway. What do you do?
Wave to let them know it was their fault.
Start yelling obscenities.
Don't worry about it.
Freak out and try to send them off the road.

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What is your favorite meal?
Booze and cigarettes.
Tacos.
A fat steak.
Beans and rice.

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Why do your friends keep you around?
I am intelligent.
I keep things adventurous.
I am loyal.
They don't really have a choice.

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How would you likely die in the Old West?
Disease.
A gunfight.
Mysteriously.
Shot in the back by a friend.

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Who is your best friend?
Just a bunch of old chums.
People I went to school with.
Strangers.
My family.

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What part of the country do you love the most?
Midwest.
Southwest.
Far north.
South.

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How well do you know your history?
Enough to learn from it.
I only care about now.
I could teach it.
I know a little, but not enough to do anything about it.

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What is your ideal non-crime occupation?
Dentist.
Firefighter.
Travel agent.
Farmer.

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How do you get what you want?
I charm.
I steal it.
I negotiate.
I take it.

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Do you get along with your co-workers?
Yeah, I'd say so.
Sometimes.
Always.
It's an on again, off again deal.

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What would have caused you to be an outlaw?
Shooting a cheating gambler.
Being bullied.
Trying to get some extra cash.
I'm just a bad dude.

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What kind of driver are you?
Cautious.
Impulsive.
Defensive.
Outta my way!

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Who would you be in your gang?
The rational mind.
The wild one.
The plotter.
The leader.

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Do you have a significant other?
Not anymore.
Several of them.
Yes.
No time for that.

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What is your personality in a large group?
I'm the storyteller people gather around.
Quiet. I may sneak out early.
Laid back in the corner.
Wild and usually in a drinking game.

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Do you enjoy being surrounded by people?
I'm okay with it.
Only a few select people.
I try to lay low.
I love being the center of attention.

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How do you sit in a chair?
Leaning forward to cover my cards.
Relaxed back with my foot propped on a stool.
Up straight and attentive.
Slouched and drunk.

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How do you sleep?
On my side, coughing up blood and mucus.
Like a baby.
I wake up several times.
With my hand on my gun.

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How do you approach situations?
Like a gambler.
Guns blazing.
Mindful of the situation.
Who knows?

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What is your favorite mode of transportation?
Car.
Motorcycle.
Train.
Horse.

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Where is your favorite vacation destination?
Mount Rushmore.
The Southwest.
Wyoming.
The Ozarks.

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You Got:

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