Which "Overboard" Character Are You?

Teresa M.

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Would you rather be rich and lonely or broke and happy? Throughout our "Overboard" quiz, we will examine the things that make you happiest in life, the way you live your life and your thoughts about the future. The 1987 classic starring Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell not only left Rom-Com fans screaming for more, but it also left audiences questioning their true needs and desires in life!

You might see yourself as spoiled like pre-accident Joanna or you could see yourself as humble as Dean, but the only real way to find out which character you are really like is to get an objective view! The way we've designed our questions will pick out tiny bits of information about your personality traits. Then, we'll examine them against the traits held by Edith, Grant, Joanna, or Dean to find out how similar you are in your thinking about everything from relationships to riches.

Make sure you fasten your life jacket before you board the yacht! The way you answer will tell us if you would risk it all for a diamond ring or if you value everyday moments more than you value wealth. You won't have to go "Overboard" to find out! All you have to do is start the quiz!

How do you feel about house cleaning?

I wish I could afford a maid.

I don't mind it.
I wish others would help me.

I despise it.

What do you think is most important in a relationship?

Love

Trust
Convenience

Stability

Do you believe in love at first sight?

I do not.

I'm open to anything.
It's happened to me.

Love takes more effort than a glance.

Which name would you choose for your yacht?

Mama's Diamond

House of Love
Money Sinker

Daddy's Pearl

Do you like children?

I like adults more.

Kids are cool.
I can deal with them.

I like other people's kids.

Are you a good swimmer?

I'm not very good at it.

I'm a terrible swimmer.
I'm a great swimmer.

I can swim fairly well.

Which drink would you choose for brunch?

Mimosa

Coffee
Bloody Mary

Manhattan

Are you good with money?

I let someone else handle it.

I make every dollar count.
If I had more, I would be great at it.

I'm a financial whiz.

Are you snobby?

I have my moments.

Not at all.
I dislike snobs.

I'm a little snobby.

If you woke up stranded at sea, what is the first thing you would do?

Cry

Signal for help
Start fishing

Light a flare

What would be your cruise ship job?

I would be the entertainment.

I would be a guest.
I would be the Captain.

I would be the janitor.

Which Kurt Russell film do you like most?

"Overboard"

"Tombstone"
"Escape from New York"

"The Fast and the Furious"

Do you prefer Kate Hudson or Goldie Hawn's sense of style?

They are kind of the same.

I prefer Kate's style.
I like Goldie's style better.

I don't know who they are.

Have you ever mislead someone to keep them in your life?

I would never do that.

I don't think so.
I'm not answering that.

I don't need to mislead people to get them to want to be with me.

How materialistic are you?

It matters to me.

I don't care about material things.
I wish I had more things.

Your things say a lot about you.

What makes you happiest?

I'm happiest when I get new jewelry.

I'm happiest when my family is all together.
I'm happy when I get paid.

Buying a new car makes me happiest.

Are you high maintenance?

I am high maintenance.

I'm fairly low maintenance.
I'm more of a maintenance person.

I have my moments.

Where are you most likely to buy clothes?

Lord & Taylor

Goodwill
Target

Nordstrom

How would you spend $100?

I would get a facial.

I would buy fancy food.
I would spend it on my house.

I would give it away as a tip.

Which of the following traits is most dominant in you?

Confidence

Nurturing
Practicality

Drive

Which of the Seven Deadly Sins are you most likely to commit?

Gluttony

Envy
Pride

Wrath

Which Goldie Hawn film is funniest?

"Snatched"

"The First Wives Club"
"Private Benjamin"

"The Banger Sisters"

Would you bite your best friend for a million dollars?

I would bite a stranger for a million.

Biting is not polite.
Let me call my best friend.

I don't need a million that bad.

Which celebrity do you admire most?

Donald Trump

Oprah Winfrey
Keanu Reeves

Joan Rivers

Where would you like to take a cruise?

Bahamas

Alaska
Mexico

Iceland

Which statement is most true to you?

I have champagne tastes on an orange juice budget.

I have champagne taste on a bottled water budget.
I have beer taste on a beer budget.

I have champagne taste on a champagne budget.

Have you ever been married?

Once

Twice
Never

A few times

What kind of car are you most likely to drive?

I don't drive.

SUV
Truck

Sports Car

Do you like caviar?

I love it!

I've never tried it.
It's disgusting.

I don't like it, but I buy it for parties.

Do you enjoy fishing?

I don't like that kind of thing.

It's a lot of fun.
I live for fishing.

I've never tried it.

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