Which Pickup Truck Are You?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Pickup Truck Are You?
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About This Quiz

Is your idea of a good time rolling down a country dirt road in your pickup truck? Then why not find out which pickup truck you are at heart? Among the most reliable and versatile vehicles on the road, pickup trucks are as individual as their owners. Some trucks have been customized with smokestack-style tailpipes and some are as quiet as a purring kitten, but all of them beg to be driven.

No matter how you use your truck, you know you can count on it like you can count on your best friend. Whether you're towing your boat to the lake or you're helping your friend move furniture, there's no feeling quite like being behind the wheel of your machine! But stop and think for a minute! If you were a pickup truck, do you know which one would you be? Would a Toyota Tacoma sum you up, or would you be more of a Ford F series?

Let's take a look at the things you have in common with a pickup! Are you rough-and-tumble, or are you built for speed? Cruise through the questions to get the checkered flag to drop, and we'll let you know which one you are!

Are you a country boy or a city slicker?
I'm a true blue country boy
I'm a weekend warrior
I'm a city slicker
I'm a world-traveler

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Are you all business?
I am
I'm all fun
I'm all looks
I'm all about survival

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Are you a bit superficial?
Not even a little
I'm all about the business of fun
I'm very superficial
I'm half bark, half bite

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Are you an outdoorsy type?
Might have a little dirt on my boots, but I'm taking you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels, but they're gonna shine with you up inside
Gonna hit the club, gonna cut a rug, burn it up like neon lights
Hard as I worked all day, I'm gonna work harder loving on you

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Are you a tough guy?
Tough enough to get the job done
I'm almost too tough
I'm not too tough
I'm only tough, and that's all

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Are you all about one thing?
I'll all about work
I'm all about fun
I'm all about cool
I'm all about toughness

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How important are looks?
They don't matter much
They are only important if you can back them up with capability
They are the most important thing
They don't matter at all

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Are you athletic?
I'm pretty athletic
Very
I'm athletic enough
I'm very wiry

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How useful is your muscle?
Very
It's not useful
It's of minimal use
It's not as useful as my endurance

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Do other people like to hang out with you?
Working folks
Adventurers
Poseurs
When they are having trouble they call on me

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Do your friends ask you for favors?
Frequently
Only when they want to get out of town
Only when they want to look cool
Only when they are in danger

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Do your friends like to go on trips with you?
Yes, but mostly working trips
Only recreational trips
I like to go on pleasure drives
I like to go to inhospitable places

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Do you know anyone who uses you to show off?
Some sensible friends
One lunatic friend
One friend who thinks he is cool but is not
Jeremy Clarkson

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Are you a bit ridiculous?
No
I'm very ridiculous
A bit, yeah
I'm ridiculously good, that's what I am!

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Are you All-American?
Yes, I am
I prefer to think of myself that way
Only a little
Not even a little

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Are you a little bit Japanese?
I'm not even a little Japanese
I take some inspiration from Japan
I'm a bit Japanese
I'm all Japanese

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Are you a little bit Italian?
Only a tiny bit
Not even a little
I'm a lot Italian
I'm quite the opposite

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Are you a global amalgam?
I have some roots overseas
I'm pretty much completely American
That's me
No, I'm "pure"

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Do you spend most of your time dragging others around?
Yes, that's me
No, never
I spend some time doing that
I can, but usually don't

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Do you look like you're set up to do one thing, but instead do another one very well?
Nope. I am what you see.
That's me
No, I do what I look like I do.
I do everything well

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Are you cool?
If you like understatement
I'm the coolest
I'm cool, but not too cool
No

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Are you a snappy dresser?
I'm reserved
I'm a loud dresser
I'm totally snappy
I'm boring

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Do you have a cool name?
Kinda cool
Totally cool
Not cool
Mysterious, not cool

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Does your name make no sense in any language?
Parts of it don't make sense
It's pretty evocative in English
It's boring, but it makes sense
Mine makes no sense

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Do you like alphabet soup naming conventions?
No! I like a name with character.
I like a little of that, but not just that
I like a boring name from an exciting company
Sort of

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Which movie genre do you like best?
Film Noir
Westerns
French New Wave
Action/Adventure

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What mythological figure do you most identify with?
Atlas
Fenrir
Mercury
Fudo Myo

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Do you tend to work mostly in confined spaces?
No, I need my space
No, I work in the open spaces
Yes, I work in little villages
Sometimes

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Are you blue-collar, or do you just pretend to be?
I am genuinely blue-collar
I'm a pretender
I'm so bourgeois it's sickening
I was basically born in a mine shaft

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What kind of a driver are you?
I like a good straight road where I can open up the engine
I'm an off-road brute
I like to weave through a mountain pass at speed
I get into a lot of collisions

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