Which Pope Are You Most Like?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Pope Are You Most Like?
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About This Quiz

There's always a pope, and while they may look alike, they each bring their own personalities to the throne of Saint Peter. Which pope do you most resemble?
Are you a born leader?
Of course
No, I learned it.
Not really
No, it is a surprise to me.
Can you succeed in a male-dominated world?
That is the only world I like.
Yes, I can.
Yes, but I wish it had women.
Of course, it's what I know.
Do you question the status quo?
No, I enshrine it.
I sure do.
Only when convenient.
Only when it's mean.

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Who finds you inspiring?
Everyone
Women
Rich people
Poor people
Who inspires you?
Myself
Strong women
My uncle
Jesus
Are rules for the little people?
Yes, that's why I wrote them.
No, they're dumb rules, they're for no one.
Yes
They're for everyone.

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Do you love a bribe?
I wish.
Never got one yet.
Of course
No
What's the job of Pope about to you?
Making a name for myself
Overturning the old ways
Enriching myself
Helping the poor and serving God
Do you give to charity?
LOL no, I take charity.
Sure
No
All the time

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Do you speak truth to power?
I am power.
Yes, all the time
Only when I feel like it.
Yes, often
Do you have a sense of humor?
No
I have to.
I laugh at the less fortunate.
I laugh at myself.
Have you ever been fired unfairly?
No, I have been hired unfairly.
Yes
No, that's for little people.
Not yet

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Have you ever stolen from your work?
No, I live there so I just keep everything.
I should have.
Of course, that's what it is for.
Absolutely not
Have you ever lied to get a job?
Yes
One big lie, once
Constantly
No
Have you ever bribed anyone?
Once or twice
No, I never had a chance.
All the time
No

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How do you and God get on?
OK, I guess.
We get on better than people think.
We don't really talk.
Great
Do you love hats?
Yes, I invent them.
They're fine.
I love them!
I like little hats.
Do you look good in white silk?
Yes, that's why I chose it.
No, that's why I was found out.
Only if it is expensive/
I don't care how I look.

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How are your foot-washing skills?
Baller
Decent
No idea
Quite good
Do you speak Latin?
Of course
Yes, well
Yes, well enough
Yes, the liturgy anyway
What other languages do you speak?
Aramaic
French and Italian
French, Italian, Spanish
French, Italian, Spanish, Polish

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Could you win a popularity contest?
Yes, once
Nope
Yes, with bribes
Yes, often
Could you hide who you are for years?
No
Yes
Sort of
I would never try.
How do you feel about LGBT people?
I hate them!
I don't think about them.
I turn a blind eye.
I sort of try to be OK with them - kinda.

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Do you have any divorced friends?
No, I hate divorced people.
No
Yes, I forgive them.
Yes, I try to make them feel less bad.
Do you care about the planet?
No
Never thought about that.
Yes, it is where my wealth comes from.
Yes, it's our home.
Do you love animals?
No
I guess.
I like fine horses.
I love all God's creatures.

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Which do you love more: praying, or money?
A little of both
Neither: I like surviving.
Money
Praying
Do you like making life really difficult for X group of people as a way of bringing Y group of people together?
That's my jam!
I would prefer not, but I am willing to do that.
It's incidental to me.
I do not like it.
How Christlike are you really?
Surprisingly not
Surprisingly a lot
Not at all
Very

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