Which Princess Bride Character Are You?

By: Jody Mabry

Which Princess Bride Character Are You?
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About This Quiz

"The Princess Bride" is one of the most popular, and also one of the best movies of all time. If you haven't seen this movie, then go see it now and come back to do this quiz when you know what I am talking about when I say, "Anybody want a peanut?" There are many things that made this movie amazing, from the writing to the acting, to the setting. It truly is a fairy tale come to life, but there is no doubt that one of the best things about "The Princess Bride" is the amazing characters.

First, there is Buttercup, a beautiful farm girl who was taken away from her true love, Westley, also known as the Dread Pirate Roberts. Then there is Inigo Montoya, author of the quote, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." And his friend Fezzik, who was unforgettably played by Andre the Giant. There were also unforgettable bad guys, such as the despicable Count Rugen, as well as the conceited and ridiculous Vizzini. And don't forget the grandfather telling the story or the grandson that was drawn into it. 

There were so many amazing characters. Take this quiz to find out which you would be.

How would you describe your current work position?
A stepping stool
A little demeaning
My company couldn't function without me
Ultimately, I'm a "yes" man

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How quickly do you make decision?
Impulsively fast
I take my time
I don't make decisions anymore
I can make a quick decision, I just let others think it was their decision.

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How well do you implement your decisions?
Sometimes they work out, sometimes they don't. The important thing is I made a decision.
I told you, I don't make decisions anymore!
I am very good at implementation
Honestly. Not very well.

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When confronted with an obstacle what do you do?
I face it full charge!
I am usually the obstacle
I am not the type of person who comes across obstacles
I'll measure my options, then make a quick decision on the best route to take.

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Who do you love most?
My one true love, and I will do anything for them
My parents
Myself
Someone I lost

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What kind of personality would your horse have?
Brave and honorable
Calm and strolling
He bites
Unpredictable, but brave

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What kind of house did you grow up in?
Shack
A quaint cottage
A country estate
A carny train

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What kind of home will you retire in?
A cabin on a lake
A jail cell.
A mansion
A nice home in the suburbs

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What plant best describes you?
Rose plant
Daisy
Poison Ivy
Thron bush

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What is your favorite travel destination?
A nice cruise anywhere
A castle bed and breakfast
Deep deep in the woods
A sports tournament

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What is your favorite pet?
Shrieking Eels
Horse
Falcon
A big bumbling giant

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In a fight, how well do you do?
I slap and struggle
I'm quick with my fists
I only throw thought out punches, and am more defensive
I bull-rush the other person

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What's your best attribute?
Ability to get things done
Quick wit and honor
Charm and grace
Perseverance

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How often do you shower?
Rarely, but I have a naturally attractive scent
Daily, sometime twice a day
At least once a week, when I'm not busy
Not until I can smell my B.O.

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What kind of environment do you feel the most comfortable?
Bright and cloudless
Overcast and warm
Cool
Stormy

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Is it okay to lie?
I tell white lies to protect those I love
Ah, yes, part of the job.
Only to the masses, to protect your true identity
Never! I am too honest

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What is your favorite form of arts?
Ballet
Water color
Dark photography
Ceramics

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What do you eat for breakfast?
I'm too busy for breakfsat
Yogurt, cheese, and fruit.
Steak and eggs
Something that comes in red or white

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How many loves have you had in your life?
One true love
Only one, but I've had practice
I've never loved
Many along the way, but none that last

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What's your weapon of choice?
Wit
My significant other
A six-fingered slap
My sword

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How do you work out?
Equestrian
Mountain climbing
Lots of cardio
Single person sport like tennis or fencing

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What time of the year were you born?
Summer
Spring
Winter
Fall

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What is your favorite dessert?
Crumpets with strawberry jam
Steak
Buttermilk pie
Anything I can find

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What is your worst injury?
I've had them all
A broken heart
Broken bone
Stabbing

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What is your diet plan like?
I eat three small meals a day
Seafood only
I snack throughout the day as time allows
I eat what I can find

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What would your ancient profession be?
Crusader
Princess
Warrior for hire
Pirate

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Who is your best friend?
I am a loner
An elderly senile aquaintance
My Subordinates
A big oaf

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What kind of road do you prefer to travel?
A highway
I stick to the waterways
hidden paths
Roads less travelled

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How well do you sleep?
In very short naps
Like a tired baby
A few hours at night with a nap in the afternoon
I pass out for a day after drinking

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What's your favorite holiday?
Valentine's Day
Halloween
Thanksgiving
Labor Day

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