Which "Queer Eye" Guy Are You?

By: Emily Maggrett

Which "Queer Eye" Guy Are You?
Image: Netflix / KC Film Office / Scout Productions / ITV America

About This Quiz

The 2018 reboot of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, which is now called simply Queer Eye, has a 97% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Why? Because people love the personalities of the new show's cast, which includes Tan France, Jonathan Van Ness, Bobby Berk, Karamo Brown and Antoni Porowski. 

Resident food and wine expert Antoni teaches makeover candidates how to make healthy, produce-focused dishes like guacamole, fruit salad and sangria. Some viewers suspect that he can't really cook at all, but all viewers agree that his brown eyes, delicate features and thick brown hair are dreamy. Culture and lifestyle expert Karamo talks to makeover candidates about their self-confidence, personal interests and social life. He coaches them on how to take on their fears and feel better about themselves. Fashion expert Tan teaches makeover candidates how to dress! Occasionally, he advocates for styles which are clearly too daring for the men meant to wear them, but his taste is impeccable.Grooming expert Jonathan helps makeover candidates with any hair or skin issues they might have. With his bubbly personality, he defuses any embarrassment the makeover candidates might be feeling, and makes body-positive recommendations. Finally, design expert Bobby has the hardest job: redesigning and (in some cases) rebuilding each makeover candidate's home! From painting to building furniture to decorating, Bobby puts in an enormous amount of work, a fact which sometimes goes unappreciated by viewers. So, which Queer Eye cast member are you most like? Take this quiz to find out!




What's your signature hairstyle?
Closely cropped
Shaved sides, long on top
Shaggy and boyish
Long and luxuriant

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How would you describe your personal style?
Sporty. I favor athleisure brands.
Trendy. I wear a lot of floral-patterned shirts.
Quietly chic. I wear a lot of black.
Wild! I wear outfits that make you look twice.

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Do you like The Strokes?
Not really. I prefer dance music.
Of course, I'm a huge fan.
I like that their name sounds naughty!
I'm more of a classical music person.

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How do you react when you meet new people?
I'm warm, but I also carefully assess them.
I act chill and am emotionally open with them.
I'm totally unguarded and say whatever's on my mind.
I'm somewhat shy with people I don't know well.

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What does your apartment look like?
It's sleek and uncluttered, with the latest appliances and white leather furniture.
It's colorful and eclectic, showcasing my art collection and eye for unexpected color combinations.
It's messy. I'm not a bird; I have better things to do than nest!
It's an Apartment Therapy-style showplace.

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Were you raised by a religious family?
Somewhat, I guess?
Yes. It took a long time for my family to accept that I didn't share their beliefs.
Not really!
Yes. After I grew up and chose to leave the church, my family rejected me.

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What's your morning grooming routine?
Let's just say it involves a lot of blow-drying.
It takes me a long time to look artfully disheveled.
It takes two hours, but I'm worth it!
I apply sunscreen, moisturizer and hair gel, but otherwise don't do much.

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Have you ever been to Utah?
No. I was born in the South, then I moved to the West Coast.
I live there!
I've driven through there.
Nope!

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How do you feel about personal development?
I'm always working on personal development. It's a powerful tool that can transform your life.
Eh, it's not really my thing.
I see the point of it, but I'm more of a spiritual person.
I'm passionate about continuing to expand my skills, even if I don't talk about it much.

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What's your favorite drink?
Vodka tonic
Gin & tonic
A glass of Nebbiolo
A cold craft beer

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What's your astrological sign?
Scorpio, Aquarius or Leo
Aries, Taurus or Gemini
Pisces, Libra or Cancer
Virgo, Capricorn or Sagittarius

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How do you feel about Marie Kondo?
She's cool, but not my cup of tea.
I find it hard to follow any of those housekeeping systems.
Who's that?
She's my guru.

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Can you dance?
I'm a great dancer.
I think I can, but in fact, I cannot.
Yes
Sort of!

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How do you react when an interaction between you and another person isn't going well?
I pretend not to notice any awkwardness and move forward.
I try to draw the other person out, asking them lots of questions.
I make a joke about how crazy-awkward the interaction is!
I stay calm. Sometimes people don't get along and that's fine.

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Do people always understand your jokes?
Sure, but I don't joke that often.
Usually! Unless I'm making fun of them under my breath.
Yes, I guess I have a pretty obvious sense of humor.
No, and I don't care!

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How much hair gel is too much hair gel?
There's no such thing as too much hair gel.
A dab will do ya.
You'll want to squeeze out a quarter-shaped amount of product and work it through your hair, starting from the back and moving forward.
I don't use many hair products.

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Do you ever feel underappreciated?
No. I know my worth and I let others know they need to treat me with respect.
No. I'm always nice to other people and they're always nice to me.
Sometimes people find my demeanor so eccentric that it takes them a while to see my good points.
Yes. I work really hard to help other people but they often don't give me credit for it.

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Are you a fan of "The Real World"?
Heck yes! I've seen every season.
Nah, I don't like reality TV.
I'll watch it if it's on.
I liked it in college but haven't watched it since then.

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How do you handle conflict?
I use assertiveness and good communication skills to reach a compromise.
I disarm others with humor and then jolly them into agreeing with me.
I avoid the heck out of it!
I smile, nod and agree to do as the other person has asked, but inside, I'm seething.

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Do other people say you're funny?
Um, no.
They say I'm witty.
They laugh at my jokes but I worry it's only because I'm cute.
Yes!

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What do you typically eat for dinner?
I take my partner out for dinner.
I grill a steak and toss up an arugula salad.
I grab a burrito from a local taco truck.
I eat baked chicken, mashed potatoes and steamed greens.

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Are you a fan of "Game of Thrones"?
I don't really watch TV, except at the gym.
I don't even own a TV.
I live for it!!!!
Whenever I have a few days off, I binge it.

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How do you feel about satin bomber jackets?
I own about 10 satin bomber jackets.
I own at least three satin bomber jackets.
I don't wear them.
I prefer my bomber jackets to be leather.

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What are you judgmental about?
I don't like it when people act lazy.
I don't like it when people don't make an effort for their partner.
I don't like mean people.
I don't like hoarding behavior.

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Do you enjoy finding out new facts?
Sure, although I don't seek out random information.
Sometimes?
Yes, especially about food or books.
Yes, I love learning new things.

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Which personal flaw do you find it easiest to forgive?
Vanity
Weakness of will
Outspokenness
Obsessiveness

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What do you like to do for fun?
I run marathons or play team sports.
I like going to art openings.
I love parties!
I like to relax at home; it's my cocoon.

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Are you a neat freak?
Secretly? Yes.
I'm fussy about my appearance but not about my environment.
No. Life's too short!
"Neat freak" is my middle name.

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What's your favorite thing in the world?
A great morning workout
An impetuous shopping spree
An expensive glass of whiskey
An impeccably neat living space

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What's your favorite food?
I eat healthy but sometimes crave junk food, like chips.
I love Pakistani food.
I'm a big fan of easy-to-prepare snacks, like guacamole and cheese plates.
Classic American comfort food, such as fish sticks!

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