Which Road Sign Describes Your Life?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Which Road Sign Describes Your Life?
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About This Quiz

Maybe someday in the future, we'll have signs that are personalized based on our patterns of behavior. They'll be able to analyze our vehicle's current condition, our level of awareness, and traffic patterns ahead, combining all that information to warn us of potential hazards. Until then, we'll give you a general idea of which sign would be the one screaming out for your attention in that scenario.

Maybe you've been feeling a bit out of control lately. If life appears to be picking up speed and you feel the need to start looking for a bailout spot, your sign might be a warning of a "Steep Grade" ahead. If you're trying to slow down but your brakes are starting to smoke, we're pretty sure that this is the sign for you.

Perhaps you find yourself in a waiting pattern, as other people's issues take priority over yours for the moment. If it feels like you're experiencing the need for patience, a "Yield" sign seems appropriate. Get comfy; you could be there for a while.

If you find yourself heading in a direction that you had not planned on going in, then maybe you're following a "Detour" sign: this would be appropriate if you feel like you're just on a temporary diversion from your soul's true path.

Buckle up, it's time to hit the road.

Are you dealing with other people's drama right now?
Oh yeah, there's a ton of drama in my life at the moment.
Not at the moment, but there's some drama on the horizon.
I'm trying to avoid drama at the moment.
I've dealt with a lot in the past, but it's time for a change in direction.
Do you feel like you're in a waiting mode in your life right now?
I'm totally stuck right now.
No, I'm on the move on an alternate route.
Things are just the opposite for me right now: buckle up tight.
Yeah, but I hope it's only a temporary delay.
How fast do you tend to move in your life?
I move at a breakneck speed.
I'm definitely no slow-poke.
I always take the time to stop and smell the roses.
I'm in no hurry to make any mistakes.

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How happy are you currently in your life?
My life kind of sucks right now.
I have good days and bad days, just like everybody.
I've been unhappy in the recent past, but I'm optimistic for the future.
I find my life to be a wonderful ride at the moment.
Are you dealing with any emergencies in your life at the moment?
Not really, just some minor stuff that's getting in the way.
Not yet, but there's a sense that something could go horribly wrong soon.
There was something in the recent past, but that's over now.
Yes, there's some emergency situations that I need to tend to in my life.
On the scale of really boring to incredibly intense, where would you put your life right now?
My life is slightly dull.
My life is totally boring.
My life is mildly amusing.
My life is incredibly intense.

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How long has it been since you've been pulled over by a police officer?
It's been a little while.
I have a feeling that I might get pulled over at any minute.
That hasn't happened to me in a long time.
I just had that happen to me very recently.
Do you feel out of control at the moment?
I was recently, but I'm getting things more under control.
No, I'm totally under control.
Yeah, my life is like a runaway train.
I have my moments, but I'm generally feeling pretty comfortable.
How regularly do people express concerns about your lifestyle?
I get that all the time.
No one ever says anything like that to me.
It's not unheard of for me to hear stuff like that.
I used to get that a lot, but I'm making changes.

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How would you describe your love life?
My love life is stalled.
My love life is interesting.
My love life is nonexistent.
My love life is a roller coaster ride.
Are you stable or does your life feel more like a mountain road?
I'd have to say that it's pretty mellow.
It's a total white-knuckle experience.
I'm stable: sometimes I think I might be too stable.
It used to be more crazy, but things are quieting down.
Are you an adrenaline junkie?
I feel the need for a rush once in a while.
I used to be, but not anymore.
No, not at all.
Yes, totally.

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Which setting best matches your personality?
City.
Mountains.
Forest.
Oceanside.
When was the last time that you took a long road trip?
I used to travel a lot, but I stay close to home these days.
I go on a big trip a few times a year.
I'm on a long trip right now.
It's been a while.
Which speed best matches your personality?
75 mph.
55 mph.
35 mph.
0 mph.

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Are things going according to your life plans right now?
I'm on the path, but I have a lot of patient waiting to do.
No, I'm definitely heading off on an unexpected alternate route.
No, a dream of mine is coming to an end.
Yeah, and it's getting really interesting at the moment.
How closely do you pay attention to signs?
I pay attention to the signs very closely.
I'm likely to miss a lot of signs.
I've missed some signage in the past, and I paid the price for it.
It's rare for me to miss a sign, especially if it's obvious.
Have you ever been in a major accident?
I was in an accident recently, which made me reevaluate things.
I have, but it's been a long time.
Knock on wood, I haven't.
Yes, and I think I'm very accident prone.

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How good are you at reading maps?
I just let my phone tell me where to go.
I'm amazing at reading maps.
I tend to get lost on a regular basis.
It's pretty rare for me to get lost.
How frequently do you miss your exit?
It happens, but it's very rare for me to flake out like that.
The traffic sometimes won't let me get over in time.
That happens pretty regularly, actually.
That's pretty much unheard of for me.
Do you prefer driving on the freeway or the backroads?
I use the freeway whenever I can.
I'd much rather be on the backroads.
It depends on the traffic.
I generally use the freeways, but that does get me in traffic jams once in a while.

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If you're soul's desired path were a straight line from A to B, how far off that path are you right now?
I'm on the path, but things aren't really going anywhere at the moment.
I'm just going around an obstacle at the moment.
I'm miles away from where I'm supposed to be.
I'm on the path and I'm at full speed.
Do you feel stuck?
Nah, things are moving right along.
Things are moving so fast that I kind of wish I was stuck.
Yeah, I'm not going anywhere.
I suppose I'm stuck a bit, but I think things will open up soon in my life.
Are you a backseat driver?
I used to be, but I have learned to let things go.
I might get like that if the driver's messing up badly.
Nope, I just keep my mouth shut.
Yes, and it drives my friends crazy.

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On a long road trip, how often do you usually stop for a break?
I pull over whenever I need gas or the bathroom.
I pee in a cup to keep things moving.
I'm always up for a scenic adventure that's off the path a bit.
I take a lot of breaks. I'm in no hurry.
How many speeding tickets have you gotten in your life?
I've gotten a few lately. I need to reevaluate some things in my life.
It's been a long time since I got one or I never have.
I have a lot of them.
I got one recently, but I haven't gotten many in my life.
Are you more of an aggressive or a defensive driver?
I'm extremely aggressive on the road.
I go with the flow and give people plenty of space.
I'm always looking out for crazies on the road.
I'm learning that my aggressive driving has consequences.

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How many miles do you drive every day?
I'm down to about 10 to 20 miles per day.
I drive between 20 and 50 miles in a day.
I probably drive less than 10 miles a day.
I'm on the road all the time.
Do you usually drive by yourself or with other people?
I always have at least one other person in the car with me.
My car is always packed with people.
I'm always by myself.
I might have a passenger once in a while.
Which description best matches your current vehicle?
My car is a broken down piece of junk.
It's pretty dependable.
I'm driving a rental at the moment.
My car is pretty much brand new.

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