Which "Rocky" Character Are You?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which "Rocky" Character Are You?
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About This Quiz

Are you a tough guy? Do you think you could go toe to toe with the greatest ever? When things come to blows, can you take the hit? Do you think you can go the distance? Find out which "Rocky" character are you with this quiz!
Could you run up a LOT of stairs?
Yes
I could show you how to
No, but I could climb them
If I had a few shots of vodka

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Do you eat a raw egg every day?
Several
No, but I would like you to do so
Gosh no
If I can mix it with vodka

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Can you string a sentence together?
Sure, I keep them short
I don't talk so good
What do you take me for?
If you keep me away from my vodka

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Have you ever given up on life?
No way, Jose!
No, but I've seen other men do that
I've never given up, but then my dreams aren't big
Basically, yeah

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Are you famous?
I'm super famous
I'm known in my niche
No
Does infamous work?

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Do you have remarkable abs?
I could wash clothing on them
They're strong for my age
Not really
They're remarkably nonexistent

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Are you the underdog?
Nope
I work with one
I love one
I'm a relation of one

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Do you know what you want in life?
I want to be the greatest!
I want to bring out the greatness in others
I just want to work my job and have a family
More vodka please

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Do you have any injuries you have to work around?
No, I'm in perfect shape
I'm past all that
I have a knee that complains sometimes
I have cirrhosis of the liver

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Do you have integrity?
Of course I do!
I keep my word
I don't ever lie
I'm useless

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How hard do you work?
I work harder than anyone
I work as hard as the man I work with
I do my job
I'm useless

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How smart are you?
I am smart, when it comes to my profession
I know about the important things
I'm a genius compared to the people around me
I'm not too smart

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Do you believe in the power of love?
I believe in the power of my fists
I believe there's power in belief
Yes
I wish I could

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Do you hope to inspire others?
Sure I do
Only one other
Only the one I love
I might inspire others to join AA

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What’s your worst fear?
Disgrace
Giving up
Losing the one I love
Running out of hooch

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Do you look like you’ve been punched way more than is healthy?
Not yet
I look like I was thrown into a sack and hit with a tire iron
No one would dare lay a finger on me
Yeah, I do

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Are you a has-been?
I'm an "am right now"!
I'm a was and will be again
No
I'm a never was

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Do you mentor the next generation?
Maybe when I retire
Sure do
No, but I support them
I'll do whatever you want for a flask

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What are you trying to prove?
That I'm the greatest of all time
That I can prepare someone to go toe to toe with the best
That the one I love is one to be reckoned with
I ain't tryin' to prove nothin'

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How’s your love life?
It's great! I love all the women I can!
I got an old lady back home
I'm madly in love with a man but he's tough to love
I love my family and hooch

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How blue collar are you?
I'm beyond class
My blue collar stains my skin
My blue collar is so blue, it's black
The ink of my blue collar rotted off the fabric

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How do you feel about turtles?
They taste alright
They're a thing. No feelings.
They're the cutest!
Turtles are vulnerable

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What’s your day job?
Fighter
Trainer
Pet shop worker
I work in a meat plant

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What’s more important, winning or going the distance?
Winning
Training the man in the ring, win or lose
Supporting your man while he does it
Being friends to both winner an loser

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Have you ever have your nose broken?
A couple times. I have a good surgeon.
A bunch of times
No, thank god
I've had broken noses, knees, elbows, etc.

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What’s your fallback option?
TV commentator
Personal trainer
Marry someone who is not too annoying, and sell pet food door to door
Drink myself to death

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Do you have good boundaries?
Sure, and I can defend them
Yeah, and I lay them out on day one
No, but then I'm poorly written
I just don't wanna get hurt... can I have my booze back?

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Do you do what you love?
I do
I love what I do but I wish I'd done more in my youth
I do exactly what I love, my calling
Well, if drinking counts

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Do you believe you have a worthy opponent?
No one is worthy of me!
I believe there is a worthy opponent for every man
I'm no fighter
My worst enemy is myself

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Do you believe in a fair fight?
All fights are fair
No fight is fair
I think there are ways to even the odds
In my fight against full blown alcoholism, there is no way to even the odds

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