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About This Quiz
"Are you searching for a patron saint to guide you through life's challenges? Look no further than this fun quiz that explores the specialties of different Christian saints. From protecting AIDS patients to looking after lace makers, each saint has a unique role to play in the world.
Play along and discover which saint should be your personal patron. Maybe you'll find a new connection to a saint you never knew existed! Embrace the wisdom and guidance of your chosen saint as you navigate the ups and downs of life.
Join the millions of believers who turn to their patron saints for support and guidance. Take this patron saint quiz and unlock the mystery of which saint is watching over you. Let the spiritual journey begin!
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What activity would you like to do the most?
Attend a wedding.
Volunteer at an animal shelter
Visit a casino
Vote for a new mayor on Election Day.
What are you greedy for?
Time with my significant other.
As many pets as I can legally own.
Money, what else?
Power, what else?
How do you feel about your significant other?
They're the most important person in the world to me.
I don't have a significant other.
I married them for their money.
They make me half of a power couple.
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Do you have money troubles?
I try to avoid them since it can be the thing that destroys relationships.
Bird feed is really expensive, so yes.
I never feel like I have enough money.
I'm too dependent on donors for money.
Which political cause are you most passionate about?
I'm very concerned with marriage rights.
I am very involved with animal rights.
I want to lower taxes for the middle class.
I have several causes that I track.
What technology is most important to you?
Oxytocin research.
Advances in pleather.
Bitcoin.
Email hacking.
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What charity would you support?
Reformed Church of America Global Mission.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).
The American Numismatic Association.
Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC).
What is your favorite TV show?
"Four Weddings."
"Pit Bulls and Parolees."
"Dragons' Den."
"House of Cards."
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What is the best magic trick you've seen?
Anniversary Waltz.
Rabbit Out Of A Hat.
Miser's Dream.
Paper Balls Over The Head.
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What is your favorite piece of art?
"Arnolfini Portrait" by Jan van Eyck.
"Lady With An Ermine" by Leonardo da Vinci.
"The Banker and His Wife" by Marinus van Reymerswaele.
"Portrait of Henry VIII" by Hans Holbein the Younger.
What sort of friends do you make?
My friends are people with old-fashioned values.
My friends are animal lovers.
My friends are collectors.
My friends are useful ones.
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What superpower would you want?
The ability to entrance and enthrall.
The ability to communicate with animals.
The Midas touch.
Mind control.
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Are you a hoarder?
Only of love!
Only of cats! And dogs! And birds! And lizards!
Only of money! But not to spend! Only to lovingly look at...
I hoard power, and that is all!
Do you like telling other people what to do?
No, I think everyone is equal and should do what they want.
I express myself pretty openly if others decide to do what I suggest is up to them.
No, I like paying people to do what I want.
That is my life's goal.
How long was your longest relationship?
Many years.
With a person? A few months.
With my accountant? Decades.
A few weeks with a useful donor.
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What have you done recently that you're proud of?
I was a best man/maid of honor at my best friend's wedding.
I adopted a shelter animal.
I found a rare coin while beachcombing.
I voted in a primary for a local election.
What naughty thing have you done recently?
I badger my friends about getting hitched.
I keyed the car of a man who mistreated his dog.
I stole coins from a fountain.
I didn't clean up after a pet after it went to the bathroom.
Have you ever stolen anything?
I stole the heart of my spouse.
I stole a bird from a pet store.
No. Stealing is terrible!
I once stole the ballot box for a student government vote.
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What's your childhood trauma?
My parents splitting up.
Seeing my dog put down.
I grew up poor.
I came of age under a brutal regime.
What religious symbol appeals to you?
A small cross.
A pair of stigmatized hands holding a cross.
A goldsmith's hammer.
A sword and a blue globe.
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What hymn would you like to sing in church?
"Amazing Grace."
"All Things Bright and Beautiful."
"Be Thou My Vision."
"The Battle Hymn of The Republic."
Saint quiz How will you glorify God's name?
By getting married. Once.
By giving succor to all God's creatures.
By building a massive stack of gold coins.
By being a just ruler.
Saint quiz How would you die for your faith?
I'd die to save my significant other's life.
I'd die saving a cat from a tree.
I'd die to protect my right to property.
I'd be a victim of an assassination.
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