Which Scripture Best Describes Your Relationship With God?

By: Pierre Roustan

Which Scripture Best Describes Your Relationship With God?
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About This Quiz

With the way the world works, we tend to lose sight of the fact that we're actually unique the way God made us. It is a basic medical fact that not one single person in the world has the exact same eye color. We could go through generations and generations of lineage and still not come up with carbon copies of ourselves, and that was designed on purpose to be that way.

What is the reason for that? We are unique. We are special. We, therefore, cannot simply think that there is one way to have a relationship with God, given some of the tired tropes of religion. Everyone is different. "In my house, there are many mansions..." Jesus said that. There is a place for all people in this world to receive the eternal life we all hope to deserve, which is why we should believe that the kind of relationship we have with God is just as unique as we are deep inside. 

The question is what kind of relationship do you have with the Lord? Are you super-passionate? Do you have arguments with Him on a daily basis? Do you fear Him? That's important stuff to know. Thankfully, we have this little quiz here to really pinpoint through Scripture on what kind of relationship you have with Him. Find out where your spirit lies right now!

Are you afraid to die?
Not anymore, honestly. Sometimes life just doesn't seem worth living these days.
Most of the time. So I try to stay indoors, because of the weather.
A little bit. I try not to overdo things, but sometimes I can't help it!
I laugh at the face of Death.

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You've been asked to participate in a triathlon. What do you say?
You couldn't even convince me to participate even if you offered me a million dollars.
Can I use a wheelchair?
I could try, and I think I could do the entire race, but I guarantee I'll be last in place and behind the ambulance!
Sure. It'll be my 15th triathlon this year, so what's another one, right?

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You've entertained the thought of joining the military. Which branch do you choose to enlist in?
The United States Air Force. As a drone controller.
Navy. I'd be a sailor or one of the aircraft carrier guys directing the F-15s.
I think I'd do just fine as a helicopter rescue for the United States Army.
Definitely a Marine. Or a Navy S.E.A.L.

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You just landed a big-time interview for a job that'll get you a salary of $150K. You're sitting just outside the door of the hiring manager's office. How do you feel?
Depressed, thinking what's the point? I'm not getting this job anyway.
Utterly terrified beyond rational thought.
Pretty confident - like "let my people go!" confident.
I already got the job even before seeing that hiring manager. Seriously.

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You're about to get married, and your heart's pumping hard. What do you want to do?
Drink
Hide
Take some sedatives
Stare into the mirror and pump myself up

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The new "Star Wars" film is about to come out, and you're waiting in line. How are you feeling?
Rather impatient and irritated
I can't believe how long the line is!
Time to part the Red Sea and get this line moving.
I want to just snap at one of the ushers to get a move on, man!

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What kind of job would you like to have but don't think you can get?
A bullfighter
A whaler
A diplomat
What kind of question is that? I can get any job I want.

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You're about to present to the United Nations on free rights for turkeys in front of literally dozens of ambassadors from every single country. What's going through your mind right now?
I'm going to die.
I'm in the bathroom right now, and I'm not coming out.
Does someone have an earpiece? I need help speaking.
Time to change the world. Let's do this.

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If you had to run through hot coals just to get to a million dollars, would you do it?
I wouldn't make it. I'd burn alive. But it would be worth it to at least try.
No, I'm going swimming. Sorry.
Can I do the Macarena while doing it?
I already did it, and no one saw it. Ain't nothin' but a thang.

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You're out at sea on a ship, and a storm's coming. What do you do?
Sit on the lookout and beg God to take me.
Hide in the cabins with headphones on.
Get to the wheel, hold on, and try to steer as best I can.
Get my scope and try to see into the eye of the storm, so that I can see it and its majesty.

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You need to go on a road trip from New York to Seattle just to visit your kids. What are your plans?
Hitchhike
Ride a train
Rent a car and drive the entire way
Fly my private plane and land right in their front lawn

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Are you scared of riding in helicopters?
Just knock me out and put me on one, I don't care.
You'll have to tie me down if you want me on one of those deathtraps.
Not really
I'll drive the freakin' helicopter.

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Do you believe in ghosts?
Sometimes I feel like I'm the ghost.
If I can't sleep tonight, you're in trouble.
Heck, yeah. I've got quite a few around me right now.
Only if I have a proton pack on

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Do haunted houses scare you?
Not really. I'll just walk through it and chuckle at every thing.
Give me some Valium, please.
It depends on how big the haunted house is.
Scared? I'm usually one of the performers!

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What monster terrifies you the most?
A zombie
A sea monster
The Grim Reaper
Frankenstein's monster

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You have a choice of what movie to watch in the theater. Which movie do you watch?
"Avengers: Infinity War"
"Aquaman"
"Mary Poppins Returns"
"Creed II"

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What is your favorite Shakespeare play?
"Hamlet"
"The Taming of the Shrew"
"Julius Caesar"
"Romeo & Juliet"

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Which "Star Wars" character would you be and why?
C3PO, because he doesn't care if he gets blown up (Chewie can just put him back together).
Luke Skywalker, because the guy lost everything!
Yoda, because he's so persistent.
Han Solo, because he's super awesome.

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You paid $100 for a piece of junk car. What do you do?
Spend a few months trying to fix it up in the hopes that it will drive someday.
Bring it into a shop and hopefully see if it can be fixed.
Pimp it out in a week. I have a deadline.
Trade it in for a Maserati.

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If there was one song that you could sing for karaoke, which would it be?
"Hate Me" by Blue October
"I'm Afraid of Americans" by David Bowie
"Meant to Live" by Switchfoot
"Gonna Fly Now" by Bill Conti

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A student of the opposite sex in your college drama class comes up to you right before the lecture starts. What are you thinking he or she is going to say to you?
"Get out of my seat, please. You haven't paid my fee."
"Who are you?"
"Can you help me in this class, please?"
"I love your eyes. You're so gorgeous."

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What extreme sport or activity would you like to try out?
Bungee jumping
Spelunking
Horseback riding
Formula One racing

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A horror novel, a techno-thriller, a courtroom drama, or a team sports book: which one would you like to write?
The horror novel I'd write would be so dismal and dark.
I'd go for the techno-thriller. It would be a nail-biter.
Courtroom dramas are just so compelling.
I'd root for the underdog in a novel about a sports team.

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Which actor would you most like to portray you in your life story?
Clint Eastwood or Helen Mirren
Jim Carrey or Anna Kendrick
Charlton Heston or Emma Thompson
Chris Evans or Milla Jovovich

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If you were a WWE wrestler, which one would you want to be?
The Undertaker
Rey Mysterio
John Cena
Andre the Giant

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How many push-ups can you do?
Only one. That's all you're getting.
As many as I can do. Don't know for sure.
How many do you want me to do?
4,657,732,100,976 and counting

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If you were a Greek god or goddess, which one would you be?
Hermes or Aphrodite
Ares or Athena
Apollo or Artemis
Zeus or Hera

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What's your favorite science fiction movie?
"Apocalypse Now"
"The Black Hole"
"The Last Starfighter"
"Aliens"

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How many kids you think you're going to have?
None. I'm going to be a hermit for the rest of my life.
Maybe two? But they're not going to remember me.
Four? Plus a few cats, dogs and birds to boot.
I'm going to populate an entire colony.

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Have you achieved all of your dreams in your life?
Not really. I have a ton left I want to accomplish.
I'm getting there. Things are getting in my way, though!
I think so, but who knows what else will come my way.
So far, but I'm not satisfied, and I want to achieve so much more.

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