Which "Series of Unfortunate Events" Character Are You?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which "Series of Unfortunate Events" Character Are You?
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About This Quiz

It seems that you are intent on causing yourself discomfort and sadness, so we won't delay your suffering any longer. While being matched up with Count Olaf or one of the Baudelaire children may prove to be helpful in understanding yourself better, we're sure that there are other, less sadistic ways that you might uncover these mysteries.

If you insist on continuing, perhaps you are the kind of person who always seems to come up with a creative solution to the problems you face. If so, you might just be a good fit for Violet, especially if you also tend to do something with your hair when you're thinking very deeply.

On the other hand, perhaps you're the kind of person who enjoys cooking and speaks in a way that only a few people can understand. If you're also known for your physical strength and your youthful optimism, it seems that Sunny Baudelaire could be your match.

Maybe you love to read books, and you wear glasses. If you've learned to be a bit pessimistic in your view of things, but you're open to the possibility that love might actually find its way to you, Klaus might be just right.

It's not out of the question that you could be paired with Count Olaf, but we hope you'll be spared that disturbing revelation.


How skilled are you at disguising yourself?
I think I could fool most people.
I could pull off a pretty amazing disguise if I needed to.
I think it's likely that people would guess that it was me.
Why would I want to disguise myself?

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How would you describe your friends?
I feel blessed to have the friends that I do.
I don't have a lot of friends, but the ones I do have are pretty awesome.
I move around so much that it's hard to develop good relationships.
My "friends" are pretty pathetic.

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What motivates you the most?
Family.
Making a positive difference.
Money.
Helping out however I can.

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How many setbacks does it take before you give up?
I keep going long after everyone else has given up.
I'm usually looking for an alternative path right away.
I'm pretty used to being successful, so I'm not sure how I'd react to failure.
I'll try a couple of creative solutions before I throw in the towel.

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Would you consider yourself to be a charismatic person?
I'm actually pretty socially awkward.
I have my moments, I suppose.
I do tend to bring a smile to people's faces.
Absolutely, I'm the life of the party.

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Do you like kids?
I am a kid.
Yuck, not at all.
I suppose it depends on the kid.
I love children.

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Would you consider yourself to be a role model?
Maybe to heartless criminals or Hollywood actors, but that's about it.
I guess I could be a role model for some people.
I'd rather people find someone a little more worthy of that role.
I'm definitely someone you can look up to.

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Which '80s TV show fits you the best?
"Full House"
"The Wonder Years"
"MacGyver"
"Knight Rider"

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Do you have anything that you do that helps you to think?
I do tend to mess with my hair while I'm thinking.
I prefer to be alone with my thoughts.
I find that a deadline improves my thinking.
I'd rather just act and leave the thinking to others.

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Are you more masculine or feminine?
I'm totally masculine unless I'm wearing a dress.
I'm masculine, but I'm in touch with my feminine side too.
I'm feminine, but there's a bit of a tomboy thing going on here as well.
I'm pretty much all feminine in everything I do.

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Would you say that you're a lucky or an unlucky person?
I always seem to find the worst possible situation.
My life is challenging, but I still feel lucky in many ways.
Actually, I'm a very lucky person.
I always seem to land on my feet.

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Which of the Baudelaire's guardians did you like the most?
Hector.
Vice-Principal Nero.
Jerome Squalor.
Olivia Caliban.

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Which of Violet's inventions was your favorite?
Fork-Assisted climbing shoes.
Fruit Flinger.
Brilliant Bopper.
Grappling hook.

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Which film genre best matches your personality?
Comedy.
Documentary.
Mystery.
Drama.

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Which of Count Olaf's troop do you find the most entertaining?
The White-Faced Women.
The Hook-Handed Man.
Esmé Squalor.
The Bald Man with the Long Nose.

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Do you read a lot of books?
No, I don't read any books.
Yes, I love to read.
I prefer to listen to audiobooks.
I probably read more than most people.

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Of the following, which career path is most appealing to you?
Librarian.
Mechanic.
Chef.
Actor.

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Do you think the Baudelaires will live long enough to get their inheritance?
I think they'll definitely make it.
There's no way that they make it.
I hope they do, but I have some serious doubts.
I think it's likely that they do make it, but I'm worried.

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What do you think of Lemony Snicket?
I can't stand that guy.
He's alright, but I wish he'd cheer up a bit.
Honestly, I think he's kind of a negative person.
He seems like a nice guy.

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How would you describe your love life?
I'm too young for that.
It's starting to look promising.
It's pretty much nonexistent.
My love life is exciting and wonderful.

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Are you more of an optimist or a pessimist?
I try to stay optimistic, but it can be hard in this world.
I'm a very pessimistic person.
Most people don't believe it, but I'm actually quite optimistic that things will work out.
I always look on the sunny side of things.

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Do you enjoy cooking?
I can only cook a few basic things.
I do my best, but I'm not that great.
I love to cook.
No, I either eat out or someone else cooks for me.

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How strong are you physically?
I'm a total beast.
Let's put it this way, I use my mind so I don't have to use my body.
I'm in okay shape.
I have to admit that I'm pretty weak.

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Do you have a unique way of speaking?
No, I think I speak very normally.
I say a few things that give away that I'm not from around here.
Yeah, only a few people can figure out what I'm saying.
I can do a lot of accents, if that's what you mean.

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What generation do you most identify with?
Baby Boomers.
Generation X.
Millennials.
Generation Z.

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What is your opinion of Arthur Poe?
I think he's a very sweet guy.
He's a nice guy, but he's definitely pretty clueless.
I'm over him. He's one of the main reasons that the Baudelaire's lives are so messed up.
What an idiot.

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Do you like the books, the movie or the Netflix series the best?
The Netflix series.
The books.
The movie.
I liked all of them.

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Do you prefer Neil Patrick Harris or Jim Carrey as Count Olaf?
I liked both of them equally.
I didn't like either.
Neil Patrick Harris, definitely.
Jim Carrey was way better.

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Do you wear glasses?
Yes, I wear glasses.
I wear contacts.
No, I have perfect vision.
I might wear glasses, but they don't have any prescription in them.

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How do you feel about the announcement that the third season will be the final one for the Netflix series?
I'm totally bummed out. I want it to keep going.
It was great while it lasted.
That seems like the perfect time to wrap things up.
I'm disappointed, but not that surprised.

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