Which "Sons Of Anarchy" Character Would You Ride or Die For?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which "Sons Of Anarchy" Character Would You Ride or Die For?
Image: FX Productions / 20th Television

About This Quiz

Biker culture is fascinating. The term "ride or die" originally came from it, meaning one would rather die if one could not ride their bike. Today, it has come to mean more the willingness to "ride out" any situation, to the bitter end.

"Sons of Anarchy" was pitched as Hamlet, set in an outlaw biker club. Charlie Hunnam's character, Jackson Teller, is the son of the founder of the gang, and he suspects that his father was murdered by Clay, Ron Perlman's character, an old friend of Jackson's father. This essential conflict forms the core of the show for most of its life: Will Jackson see justice? Will he have revenge? Who is he willing to hurt or kill to get either of those? In the end, is justice even possible?

Caught in the midst of this is a cast of brilliantly conceived characters. There are bikers who are members of The SOA, both the founding chapter and other geographic areas. There are rival bikers, police officers, "real IRA" and the friends and family who surround all these people. All of these characters have virtues to recommend them, and flaws that make us love to hate them.

If they were real people, would you be able to stand with them? Would you side with one against the other? Would you be willing to back your chosen friend until the bitter end? Take this quiz and we will tell you which SOA character you would ride or die for.

If you saw a stranger commit a petty crime on a shopkeeper, what would you do?
Take him aside later, take the things he stole back.
Stop him, and turn him over to the cops.
Track him down, and rob him.
Follow him home, rob him and burn his house down.

Advertisement

Would you be willing to bend the rules to stop someone from breaking them?
Maybe
No
Depends on the rules
What are rules?

Advertisement

How devious are you?
I can learn to be.
Not at all
Very
I'm not so devious as I am "evil".

Advertisement

What is your romantic "type"?
Honestly? Like my mother
The family oriented type
Old-fashioned kinds of people
Anyone breathing, or not...

Advertisement

How close are you to your family?
Very close
You can't get closer.
I keep them a safe distance away.
I have nothing to do with them.

Advertisement

How often do you feel remorse?
More often than I'd like
Never
Frequently
Is that what I've been feeling all this time? I didn't know what to call it.

Advertisement

Have you ever broken rules you previously felt were unbreakable?
Only a couple of times
Once
Many times
What are "rules"?

Advertisement

Is one man's terrorist another man's freedom fighter?
I used to think so. Not anymore.
No. They're both terrorists.
Yes
I don't think so. I never really did.

Advertisement

Which of the following is your number one priority?
Honor
Justice
Family
Myself

Advertisement

Do you hold a grudge?
Yeah, but I don't need to do anything about it immediately.
Yeah, but I can wait.
Yes, and I can plan.
Yeah, but not for long. I'll have to act.

Advertisement

Can you walk away from the card table when you are losing?
Yes. I can.
Sometimes you have to, before it's too late.
Yes. Part of becoming a mature adult.
No. Sorry. I can't.

Advertisement

Do you plan to retire some day?
No. I'll die young.
I want to, but I don't know if that's going to happen.
Yes. I have a whole plan in place.
I'm not the retiring kind.

Advertisement

Who do you see as your people?
My immediate family
My profession
My friends
My closest friends

Advertisement

How difficult is the current chapter of your life?
It's complicated. That kind of difficult.
It's been hard on my family.
It's been professionally challenging.
It's been psychologically trying.

Advertisement

Do you see the world in terms of black and white?
I used to see it that way, but now it's all gray.
Yes
No, morality is pretty relative.
You mean morally? I don't have any morals.

Advertisement

How hard-working are you?
I'll do what I need to do.
I do a hard job for bad pay.
I work smart, not hard.
I work hard at doing things no one else wants to do.

Advertisement

What motorcycle would you own?
A Buell S1 Lightning
A Harley Davidson Heritage Softtail Classic
An Indian Chief
A Harley Davidson Fatboy

Advertisement

What do you currently ride or drive?
A Honda Pilot
A Ford Crown Victoria.
A Toyota Prius V
A Chevy Impala.

Advertisement

What is your preferred weapon?
An M1911
A Glock 19
A chain
A hammer

Advertisement

What would it take for you to call the police?
A strategy that called for it
An emergency
Hell freezing over
Being ordered to

Advertisement

Is your enemy's enemy your friend?
Sometimes
Never
Always
Often

Advertisement

Where do you draw the line?
I keep changing my mind on that.
Going after someone's family
Going after people who aren't criminals
Going after my partner

Advertisement

Have you ever had an experience with the supernatural?
It sure feels that way sometimes.
No, never
How would I know?
Yes, I did. It was life-changing.

Advertisement

Do you use any mind-altering substances?
Nothing too unusual
No
Just alcohol, really
Yes, everything you can ingest

Advertisement

Where do you fit on the totem pole?
At or near the top, depending on the day
The bottom
The top
The middle

Advertisement

Would you be willing to put family or loved ones in danger?
Yes, I would.
Absolutely not
If it comes to that, I will.
They are if I am, so yes.

Advertisement

What fate is worse than death?
Being forgotten
Losing the ones you care about
Dishonor
Losing to someone you hate

Advertisement

How often do you lose your temper at subordinates?
Rarely
Sometimes
I yell a lot.
Not often. Too many of them are still alive.

Advertisement

Are you willing to patch things up with someone you really hated for a long time?
If I need to in order to achieve my goals, I'll do it.
Always
If it's good for business
Only if I have to

Advertisement

Are you really willing to "die" when you say you'll ride or die?
Yes, always.
I'd rather not.
I don't relish the idea.
Death would at least give me a respite.

Advertisement

You Got: