Which Spanish Accent Do You Have?

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Spanish Accent Do You Have?
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About This Quiz

Spanish is a beautiful and incredibly sexy language, and part of that is because we can't understand a word you're saying. But just like English-speakers from different countries, everyone has a particular accent. We know that English people tend to sound very high-class and somewhat musical when they speak. Most Americans, on the other hand, always sound like they're speaking casually. The same goes for Spanish speakers.

Does your Spanish accent make you sound like you don't take a breath when you talk? Or does it make you sound like the Brits of the Spanish world? Does your accent make you sound like you're always saying something sad or horrible when you aren't? Or does it make you sound like you've invented your own language? This quiz will ask you a few questions about yourself and your favorite Spanish words and phrases and give you a funny description of exactly what your Spanish accent is. 

Again, this quiz is purely meant to be entertaining. You can thank Joanna Hausmann's interpretations of the accents for us because, without her, our results wouldn't be half as funny as they are. So are you ready to get started and find out what you sound like?

Are you actually Spanish?
Of course I am
Spanish and something else
My family is
I'm not but I can speak the language
How fluent are you in Spanish?
I'm a native speaker
There's very little that I don't understand
I can have a proper conversation in it
I know a few phrases
Can you write in Spanish?
Who can't?
I believe I can
I just that what I'm writing is correct
No, but I can read it

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Are you very close to your abuelos?
They are my world
Yes, but we live far apart
Not really
My what?
Which bad Spanish word/phrase is your favorite?
Mierda!
Anda a cagar
Cojones
Gilipollas
Do you make lots of hand gestures when you speak?
Not really
Sometimes
I sorta do
Yes, like an Italian

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Do you speak very quickly?
Too quickly, at least that's what people say
I can't help it
I don't think so
No, I don't
What Spanish stereotype are you most guilty of?
I love free stuff
I speak loudly
I'm always late
I'm very affectionate
Which Spanish-speaking country would you love to visit?
Mexico
Puerto Rico
Colombia
Argentina

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But how many Spanish countries have you been to?
1
2
3
More than 3
If you had to learn a language that was similar to Spanish, which would it be?
Romanian
Catalan
Portuguese
Italian
Which Spanish delicacy always makes you drool?
Paella
Creme catalana
Tortillas
Gazpacho

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And which dessert can you not get enough of?
Tres leches cake
Polvorones
Flan
Churros
How important is the Virgen de Guadalupe to you?
She's my everything
I pray to her every night
I'm not that religious
The who?
Which Spanish holiday/celebration is your favorite?
Dia de los Muertos
Cinco de Mayo
Día de los Reyes Magos
La Semana Santa

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Do you get mad easily?
Unfortunately, yes
Sometimes
Not really
No
Are you very possessive?
What's mine is mine, period
I can be
Not really
Not at all
How would you describe most of your romantic relationships?
Mediocre
Fun
Short
Passionate

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Are you in a relationship right now?
It's ridiculously complicated
Single and looking
Dating
Yes, I'm happily married
Would you say that you have a strong personality?
Very strong
Kinda
Not really
Not at all
Are you a hard worker?
An extremely hard worker
Most times, I am
When I need to be
Not really

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Would you give someone the clothes off your back if they really needed it?
Of course I would
It depends
I'd go get them something
But I need it too
Are you a very social person?
No, I'm not
I can be
Yes, I am
Too social
On a scale of one to four, where one is the least and four is the most, how important is family to you?
4
3
2
1

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How big is your family?
Humongous
Pretty big
Average
It's small
Are you very involved in your community?
I could be the mayor
Whenever I can, I am
Not really
Not at all
What's your favorite alcohol?
Tequila
Pina colada
Aguardiente
Fernet

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What do you enjoy doing in your free time?
Dancing
Going to the beach
Cooking
Going on picnics
What do you never leave your home without?
Scarf/handkerchief
Sunglasses
Cell phone
Wallet/purse
What would you like more of in your life?
Money
Laughter
Success
Love

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