Which "Steel Magnolias" Character Are You?

By: Bri O.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which "Steel Magnolias" Character Are You?
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About This Quiz

Which of the ladies from "Steel Magnolias" are you most like? With a star-studded cast that included Julia Roberts, Dolly Parton, Sally Field, Olympia Dukakis and Shirley MacLaine, the 1989 big screen hit stole our hearts! Part drama and part comedy, the film focuses on the incredible bond that the Southern women share and the heartbreak of losing their beloved Shelby. 

Whether you're dark-humored and mischievous like Ouiser, or as sweet as pie like Annelle, "Steel Magnolias" is sure to have a character you feel the most in tune with. Maybe you're nurturing like M'Lynn or as uninhibited as Shelby. Perhaps you're sassy and stylish like Truvy! 

No matter which traits you share with these ladies, the empowering story line reminds us to live our lives to the fullest and to cherish those we hold dear. Most of all, it reminds us to laugh even when it feels like there's no reason to smile. 

If you're ready to find out which of the South's sassiest female characters you're most like, this is the quiz for you! 
What is your opinion of M'Lynn's husband, Drum?
He has a good heart!
He's a good guy, but also annoying.
I don't have an opinion.
I can't stand him.
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Which insult would you use?
"You are a pig from hell."
You are "a boil on the butt of humanity."
"You got a reindeer up your butt?"
"You are evil, and you must be destroyed."
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What's your sense of humor like?
Dark
Sarcastic
Ironic
Hilarious
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How do you feel about men?
"The most horrible creatures, honey. They will ruin your life. Mark my words."
Most men are deadbeats.
Most men are frustrating.
Most men are sweet.
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The older you get:
The wiser you get
The sillier you get
The uglier you get
The more religious you get
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Can people change?
I think so.
No, but people can learn.
I'm not sure. It might be possible.
People are who they are.
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Do you tuck your shirt in?
Yes, it's in style.
No, I prefer to be comfortable.
It depends on the day.
When the outfit calls for it, I will.
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What would you rather have?
Really good and really bad days, rather than a lifetime of "blah"
A few good friends, rather than a bunch of mediocre ones
A one-armed paper hanger, rather than no paper hanger
A pure, restricted life, rather than a fun, uninhibited one
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Time marches on and:
Eventually, you realize it's marching across your face.
Life also marches on, whether we want it to or not.
Eventually, the Rapture will come.
Love also marches on.
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The only reason people are nice to you is because:
I am richer than God.
I'm nice to them.
I've earned their respect.
They feel bad for me.
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Are you crafty?
I make my own clothes.
Yes. I love DIY projects.
I can fix anything that breaks.
I decorate my home. Does that count?
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Do you listen to your parents?
I'm an adult. I make my own decisions.
I used to, but not anymore.
They're not in the picture.
I've been independent for a long time.
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Why should you smile?
It's good for you.
It increases your face value.
If you don't, you look cranky.
Faking it til you make it works sometimes.
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Do you like to gossip?
Like it? I love it!
I try not to, but I can't help myself.
Anyone who says they don't like to gossip is lyin'.
Gossiping is a sin.
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What do you do if someone suddenly starts crying in your presence?
I start crying too. No one should have to cry alone.
I try to remove myself from the situation as quickly as possible.
I offer to pray for them.
I give them a hug and ask how I can help.
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How do you feel about alcohol?
It's sinful.
It's good for you in moderation.
It makes for a fun time!
I don't drink much.
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How's your love life?
I gave up on love.
It couldn't be better.
It's about as good as it can be.
Things are a bit strained at the moment.
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Do you want kids?
No, parenthood is not for me.
I might eventually.
Sure, kids are a big part of my life.
Yes, there's nothing I want more!
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Are you religious?
Yes
Yes, but mainly for the sake of tradition.
I don't really think about it much.
No
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Are you open about your feelings?
I openly express my anger and dissatisfaction.
I try to be.
Sure, but no one wants to hear about feelings.
Honesty is the best policy.
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How would your friends describe you?
A beautiful soul
Uptight
Considerate
An evil, ugly witch
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How old to you have to be to have a past?
Anyone can have a past.
A teenager
In your 20s
What does that mean?
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Are you sassy?
No
Sometimes
Yes
Rarely
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How do you handle conflict?
I subtly change the topic.
I end conflicts.
Conflict is a sin, so I avoid it.
Conflict makes me upset, but I work through it.
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Do you use hand gestures when speaking?
Yes, my hands are always moving.
I'm not sure. I've never noticed.
I only use them when needed for emphasis.
Does the sign of the cross count?
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How are your social skills?
I'm still trying to figure out where I fit in.
I've been told that I'm inappropriate.
I'm a social butterfly. Everyone loves me.
I don't know, but it doesn't matter much to me.
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Are you romantic?
Yes, but romance has been missing from my life for awhile.
No, not really. Romance is a sin out of marriage.
I'm a sucker for romance.
I'm not the romance type.
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Who are you in a crisis?
The one who fixes things
The one in crisis
The one shouting incoherent orders
The confused one who just gets in the way
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How would you describe your fashion sense?
Very pink
Practical
Conservative and traditional
Colorful and unique
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How do you feel about the color pink?
Pink is my signature color.
Yuck!
It's a nice color.
Pink is as nice a color as any.
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