Which Tattoo Matches Your Dark Side?

By: Ian Fortey

Which Tattoo Matches Your Dark Side?
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About This Quiz

Hey, we all have a dark side, right?  It's the part that makes us laugh when someone else falls down and is the reason the word "schadenfreude" exists.  Usually, it's not something most of us are super proud of and life can sometimes be a struggle to keep that darkness in check.  But a little darkness isn't bad, right?  If you stray a little to the shadowy side of things or if you're a little more grim than cheery. If you'd rather watch Jason Vorhees go to camp than a group of well-choreographed dance kids. That's perfectly fine. You embrace that darkness.  

No doubt you have some good ideas about what tattoos would look best on you. Heck, you probably have a few on your flesh already. But do they truly represent who you are? Does your dark soul find itself adequately represented on your flesh, or are things falling a little short? Don't feel bad. It's hard to give a face to your soul sometimes. But hey, that's what we're here for! Answer these morbid questions about yourself and your more sinister leanings, and we'll whip you up a dark tattoo recommendation in no time.  t's what we're here for. All you have to do is take the quiz and see!

When you think about a dark side, what do you mean exactly?
Just a realistic view of things
A rage inside
A less rational side
A morbid fascination with certain things

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What color besides black shows up the most in your wardrobe?
White
Red
Blue
Grey

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Which of these horror movie villains do you think really deserves more attention?
Jason
Pinhead
Jaws
Freddy Krueger

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If you could visit any place in the world, where do you think you might go?
New Orleans
Rome
Australia
Japan

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When you get into a fight with your significant other, how does it usually play out?
I shut down
It gets more heated than it should.
Lots of yelling
I get frosty

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If you're making dinner for yourself, what meat might you cook?
Ribs
Rare steak
A burger
Pork chop

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If you're listening to the radio, what musician will make you turn the channel as fast possible to listen to anything else?
Taylor Swift
Ed Sheeran
Nicki Minaj
Justin Bieber

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What's your favorite time of day to get things done around the house?
Evening
As late as possible
Early morning
Midday

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Even people with dark souls have a sense of humor. Which comedian cracks you up?
Jim Jefferies
John Mulaney
Amy Schumer
Bill Burr

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Many celebrities are sporting tattoos. Who do you think has the best ink?
Adam Levine
Mike Tyson
The Rock
Johnny Depp

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Everyone loves watching Netflix. Which Netflix original series is the best?
G.L.O.W.
Stranger Things
Bojack Horseman
Orange is the New Black

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People have been all about vampires since before Bram Stoker wrote Dracula. Pick your favorite vampire movie.
Dracula (1931)
Near Dark
Underworld
Blade

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When it comes to horror movies, what classic monster is your favorite?
Zombie
Vampire
Werewolf
Slasher

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If you're invited to a backyard BBQ party, what do you do?
Not sure I'd go
Having the best time
I'll be doing the grilling.
Keep cool and enjoy myself

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It doesn't matter if you're not into basketball. Which NBA team clearly has the best name?
Chicago Bulls
Washington Wizards
Minnesota Timberwolves
San Antonio Spurs

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How do you think you'd react to someone cutting you off in traffic?
Tell others about it but not much beyond that
Horn honking
Loud cussing
Shame them later on social media

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Which of these relaxing weekend plans sounds the best to you?
Stay home and watch Netflix
A night at the movies
A day at the beach
BBQ with friends

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Where are you most likely to go if you need to buy some new clothes?
The mall
Hot Topic
Walmart
Amazon

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What's the single greatest Christmas horror movie ever produced?
Black Christmas
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Krampus
Silent Night Deadly Night

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Do you ever feel like you have trouble controlling your dark side?
It's a balance.
It controls me.
Only when I get really angry
I'm always in control.

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Do you have a creative way that you can express your inner darkness?
Nothing in particular
I'm a writer.
I like dark music and movies, I guess.
I'm an artist.

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Which period in history do you wish you could have been around to see?
The Dark Ages
Salem during the Witch Trials
The Frontier days
Feudal Japan

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When it comes to getting tattoos, are you into getting as much ink as possible?
I prefer smaller, meaningful tattoos.
Definitely!
I'm OK with a few big pieces.
I'd get as many as I needed to.

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Is there a place on your body you'd never get tattooed?
Nothing too painful, thanks
I'm an open canvas.
Anything too private
My face

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What style of tattooing do you like the least?
Japanese Traditional
American Traditional
New School
Tribal

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Is there any kind of tattoo you think is really played out?
Tramp Stamps
Armbands
Knuckle Tattoos
Any kind of Asian lettering

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If you got a tattoo that you regretted for some reason, what would you do about it?
Cover up
Just live with it
Laser!
Try to fix it

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When you're in a new social situation, how comfortable are you with people?
I tend to stay in the background.
I fit right in.
I'm pretty social, usually.
I'm OK, but don't make a scene or anything.

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Where did you get your first tattoo?
Leg
Arm
Don't have one yet
Back

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If you were to get a portrait of someone tattooed on you, who would it be?
Someone I care about
A celebrity
An animal
I don't think I would.

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