Which Tattoo Matches Your Totem Personality?

By: Teresa McGlothlin

Which Tattoo Matches Your Totem Personality?
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About This Quiz

Getting a tattoo is a commitment that outlasts all of our relationships. When we get new ink, we are letting the world know have a visual clue about the kind of person we are inside. Beauty might only be skin deep, but your personality is forever—just like a tattoo. If you're going to pair the two up, you might as well get it right! 

Nothing would be more awkward than having a tattoo that doesn't accurately represent your totem personality. With the wrong tattoo, you'll be forced to question your choices for the rest of your days. Since you don't need that kind of drama in your life, tell us about your personality. After we gather up enough information about you, we'll lead you to the tattoo that will enhance your totem traits and let the world know what you're really all about. 

As you read the questions, take a moment to savor the possible choices. The answer you choose should represent you in your day-to-day life, and your honesty is the only way to make sure you don't end up with a Mom tattoo on your forehead. Before you embarrass yourself for the rest of your days, let us help you find the right tattoo! 

Do you make time to stop and smell the roses?
I have no time for that.
I make a little time every day.
I'm allergic to pollen.
I sneak a few quiet moments here and there.

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What sort of photos do you post on social media most?
Selfies
Family photos
Pet photos
Memes

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Do you always need to be right?
I'm fine with being wrong.
I'm never wrong.
I'm always right.
I'm only human.

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What are you like when you meet new people?
Chatty
Aloof
Confident
Awkward

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Are you a cat person or a dog person?
I'm a plant person.
I like dogs more.
I love all animals.
Dogs are my best friends.

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How would your friends describe your laugh?
Goofy
Contagious
Loud
Mousy

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Which of these foods could you give up?
Bacon
Coffee
Ice cream
Bread

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How would you rather spend a Saturday evening?
At the movies
On the couch
Out with friends
Catching up on work

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What does the state of your workspace resemble?
A magazine
A dumpster fire
A hub of activity
A home for odd toys

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Which one of your traits dominates the others?
Sense of adventure
Openness
Extroversion
Thoughtfulness

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Are you currently in a relationship?
It's really complicated.
I'm single and happy.
I'm involved.
I'm hitched.

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If you had to choose a spirit animal, which one would it be?
Butterfly
Koala
Unicorn
Wolf

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Do you think your coworkers really like you?
I don't care what they think.
We are like family.
Some of them like me.
We don't get along that well.

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Would you save the last donut for your sweetheart?
I would eat it.
I would eat half.
I would let my partner have it.
I don't eat donuts.

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How do you prefer to communicate with your friends?
Chat
Text
Phone
Video chat

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Are you a sore loser or a gracious loser?
I'm never a loser.
I am rather gracious.
I hate losing.
I don't like to compete at all.

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Would you consider your job your dream job?
I love my job!
It's not too bad.
It's awful.
There's no such thing as a dream job.

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Do you have a guarded heart or are you open to new experiences?
I am always open-hearted.
I'm rather guarded.
It takes me a while to fall in love.
I wear my heart on my sleeve.

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Where would you rather go on vacation?
The beach
Skiing
The mountains
The desert

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How do you handle your stress?
I take a lot of naps.
I like to meditate.
I face it.
I let it blow over.

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Which of these things drives you crazy?
Dishonesty
Being late
Chewing with an open mouth
Driving slow in the fast lane

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Do you think you act your age?
I think so.
I've heard that I act older.
I'm always being told to grow up.
I have immature moments.

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Which of these virtues do you try to practice every day?
Integrity
Dignity
Honor
Patience

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Would you enjoy having a psychic reading?
They are fun.
I don't believe in that.
I would try it.
I would rather have a tarot reading.

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How would you describe your moves on the dance floor?
Funky
Stiff
Free
Fly

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Are you the kiss and tell type?
It depends on the kiss.
I like to keep it to myself.
I tell everyone.
I might kiss and tell my best friend.

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Which kind of television show do you usually binge watch?
True Crime
Comedy
Horror
News

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Do you always make a shopping list?
I do, but I forget it.
I never make one.
I always make one.
If it's a lot of stuff, I'll make one.

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Which room do you like to spend the most time in?
Living room
Kitchen
Den
Bedroom

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Can you remember names when you first meet people?
It takes me a while.
I'm great with names.
I remember some of them.
I am horrible with names.

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