Which Underrated Greek Goddess Matches Your Personality?

By: Pierre Roustan

Which Underrated Greek Goddess Matches Your Personality?
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About This Quiz

Greek mythology is rich with many, many stories of a splendorous kind far beyond that of the main Olympians, and truth be told: these gods tend to rank way higher than any of us ever could. After all, we're just humans. We have flaws. We're also not wearing togas, you know?

So let's delve a bit more into some of the Greek mythological stories we don't get to hear of as often and pinpoint who we really are deep inside! Our souls can identify more with these vixens of vileness and tribulation for obvious reasons. Let's face it: not all of us can be like Aphrodite. The chick was a major hottie, and thank the gods we were never on the receiving end of her jealous streak, which gave us freakin' serpents for strands of hair like that titan Medusa, right?

Not all of us can be super-athletes like Athena or Artemis, either, which sucks because when you're running miles without breaking a sweat, that does wonders for your curves, no doubt. So when relating to the gods of Greek mythology, which goddesses seem to be more like you? What you need to do is take this quiz and find out! You'll learn a lot about Greek mythology, and best of all -- you can call yourself one!

You're asked to run for Student Council by some of your friends. What do you say?
(gasps).... "Really? Oh, dear. You really think I could run?"
"Heh.... Only if I can boycott the lunch ladies into serving wheatgrass juice and organic cherries on a daily basis!"
"Uh.... Seriously? I would SO win, so who wants to be members of my cabinet? Any takers?"
"I curse your existence for asking me that question.... Be gone, mindless revenants."

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The quarterback of the varsity football team is making eyes at you. What do you do?
I bat my eyelashes and flash some teeth.
I turn redder than a Gala apple.
I lick my lips, looking at him soooooo sultry.
I roll my eyes into the back of my head. Literally.

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Who's your favorite singer?
John Legend
Rage Against the Machine
Miley Cyrus
Marilyn Manson

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Your mom asks if you'd like to go to the prom with somebody. What do you say?
"I want to ask my friend out. You think I'd get a YES?"
"I'll go stag, but you won't catch me in a freakin' dress! I'll wear my gun control T-shirt, though!"
"I'd definitely want to since I'm the Homecoming Queen, after all. I just have one dilemma: who do I say YES to??"
"Turn off the light, please. I'm conjuring the dark spirits to embed my soul with the fires of Satan's heart. Thank you."

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It's dinnertime, and the fam has already set up the meal at the table. You're having meatloaf. What do you say?
"Thanks! I'll be right down after I finish painting my version of 'The Last Supper' by da Vinci."
"Are you serious? I'm not eating a cow!"
"No thanks, some of the other chicks keep making jokes about my figure. They must all die horrible deaths."
"Was the cow sacrificed to the gods of the underworld? If so, I may come down and dine with you."

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What sport do you like the most (playing or watching)?
Cross country or gymnastics
Any sport that doesn't involve tearing down trees, riding animals or using H2O. Does that answer your question?
"The Voice," or "America's Got Talent," or reality shows in general. Hey, those are sports! Shut up!
Watching paint dry

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Your boyfriend just broke up with you via text. What do you do?
Stare longingly at the wall for a few seconds, and then cry those beautiful tears away while a Celine Dion song plays in the background.
Alert the authorities.
Toss the smartphone at your flat-screen and then rush to the kitchen for the biggest carving blade to sharpen at your vanity.
Get some arsenic.

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Are you a jeans or dress kind of girl?
I don't mind jeans every now and then, but I'm all about a pretty dress.
The jeans or dress need to be organically made with the finest bamboo materials, for the sake of the rainforests.
I don't care as long as it shows off my ass and makes everyone jealous of me.
I'll wear jeans when painting the town red and a dress while in my coffin.

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What is your college major or what do you want your college major to be?
Major in the Fine Arts
Major in Politics
Major in Business (Mergers & Acquisitions)
Major in Forensics (and a Minor in Death)

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If you could be a superhero, which character would you be?
Wonder Woman
Poison Ivy
Black Widow
Catwoman

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You have an opportunity to start a really cool club in high school. Which club will that be?
Performance Art/Flash Mob Club
Tree Huggers Club
I AM the club.
Let's save electricity.

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You're in science class, and you have to dissect a frog. What do you do?
Dream of the Backstreet Boys while doing it. Only way I can stomach it!
Utterly refuse and call CPS on the school.
Have my arch rival do it while I watch and take all the good notes.
Overdo it, pulling all the organs out, and then stuff it with fur, like taxidermy.

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Be honest: what's your favorite color?
Sky blue, like my eyes (OK, they're green, and I'm wearing contacts).
Monochromatic colors to ensure I don't fit into any one clique.
Any color anyone else doesn't wear on any given day, or hour, or second of their pitiful little lives.
What are you, dense? Look at what I'm wearing, for crying out loud!!

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If you were to be stranded on an island with someone, who would you want to be with?
Brad Pitt
Erin Brockovich
A clone of me to admire for the rest of my life
The grim reaper

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If you had to be reincarnated as a fruit, which one would you be, and why?
Cherry. Because they're shaped like hearts, and I heart you.
Apple. Because there are so many different kinds, and we all deserve equality.
Pineapple. You have to cut me just to get to me.
Ugli fruit. We need more of 'em in this frail, tainted, disgusting world of dead waste and space.

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Assuming you enjoy the horror genre, which is your favorite classic monster?
The Phantom of the Opera
The Wolfman (Woman)
Dracula
The Invisible Man (I Mean Woman!)

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You're in a bookstore, and you have in mind one book to read. What book will that be?
"Because Your Smile Matters: a How-to Guide on Being the Best You"
"Because Your Life Matters: Why Everyone Needs to Believe in What You Say"
"Because No One Else Matters But You. Period."
"How to Turn Yourself Into a Cat, So You Can See in the Dark"

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You're listening to the radio, and your favorite song comes on. What's it called?
"A New Day Has Come" by Celine Dion
"Toxicity" by System of a Down
"Criminal" by Fiona Apple
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica

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You've been invited to go camping. What are you bringing?
My sleeping bag and Bible
My sleeping bag and test tubes to collect samples from the river for study in the laboratory, proving that the government is behind all the contamination of the water supply.
My camper, with my built-in WiFi hotspot
Nothing. Not even my clothes. I shall go naked and dance under the full moon.

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Your coworkers expect you to let the boss win the annual company relay race. What do you do?
I'll act like I tripped right at the very last stretch. After all, it's just a race.
Screw you. The finish line is mine.
I'm too good to be in that race, seriously -- if you want the boss to win, you get in there and lose!
That's easy. I'll just stand there at the starting gate and light a cigarette after I hijack all the other participants.

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If there was one Christmas present you could ever want, what would that be?
Peace on Earth. Good will toward everyone.
Less pollution
A Red Rider BB gun, and I'd make my little sister use it.
My Little Ponies (I'd torch them with my flamethrower).

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If you had the opportunity to compete in the Olympics, which event would you do?
Figure skating
Wrestling
Archery
Boxing

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You've been tasked with defusing a nuclear bomb on a plane heading to the Philippines. What do you do?
I'm not going to bother trying to defuse the bomb. I'm going to climb at a high altitude and sacrifice myself for the greater good!
Give me the damn wire cutter. I got this. Red or blue....
I text everyone angry words over the predicament while researching on the Internet for ways to stop the bomb from blowing up.
I eat nachos.

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What is your favorite month?
May. Because of all the pretty flowers!
September. When elections start.
July. Because I finally get to be away from those I hate in school.
January. The cold darkness embraces me in that month.

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Halloween is coming up. What are you going to dress up as?
Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz."
A sexy law enforcement officer
Queen of the Universe
Harley Quinn from "Suicide Squad"

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It's time for Thanksgiving, and there's a large assortment of dishes to choose from. What do you eat?
Everything. I'm thankful for all of it.
Salad. I'm not touching the animals of this world, for they are all tainted with the sickness and torment of humanity.
Maybe some ... Olives?
All the dark meat I can find from that damn bird

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If you were to be a celebrated author, what genre would you write in?
Romantic drama
Science and psychology
Erotic thriller
Splatterpunk

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Which Harry Potter character do you identify with the most?
Hermione Granger
Neville Longbottom
Draco Malfoy
Ron Weasley

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What color hair do you have RIGHT NOW?
Auburn. Had this color since I was born!
Brown. Like paper bag brown.
Platinum blonde, baby. Right now, at least.
I'm going to eat your brain with that question.

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Which member of "The Breakfast Club" would you be?
Claire Standish or Andrew Clark
Brian Johnson
John Bender
Allison Reynolds

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