Which Version of the Joker Are You?

By: Raj Chander
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Version of the Joker Are You?
Image: Warner Bros. Pictures/DC Films/Joint Effort/Bron Creative/Village Roadshow Pictures

About This Quiz

Everyone loves the heroes of the DC Comics world and following their adventures. Fighting crime in major cities with superpowers and fancy gadgetry makes for a compelling story.

But superheroes wouldn't be much without their villains. The best stories require a heinous criminal mastermind capable of performing acts of unthinkable evil. It's safe to say that part of the reason the Batman movies have been so popular over the years is the presence of arguably the best villain in the superhero world: The Joker.

He's a mysterious figure whose motives behind causing pure chaos and destruction are unknown. From blowing up hospitals to poisoning people to making them laugh to death, there seems to be no limit to the evil deeds the Joker comes up with. 

The number of actors in Hollywood that have played him also seems limitless. With the release of the new Joaquin Phoenix-driven biopic about the famous Batman villain, the role of the Joker has become something of a rite of passage among serious method actors. Some of the biggest names in cinema and television have donned the white paint and laughed maniacally at the Caped Crusader of Gotham. If you give us some details about your personality, we'll let you know which Joker actor you are most like. 

Just jump into the questions below to get started ... and don't forget to smile!   

1 crime spree outfit It's a great night for a crime spree! What kind of outfit are you wearing?
The trendiest, flashiest suit combination possible
An elegant yet formal suit
Something comfortable and easy to move around in
An entertaining suit that makes people laugh

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2 artistic talent Which artistic talent are you best at?
Public speaking
Philosophy
Creative destruction
Stand-up comedy

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3 ideal hairstyle What's your ideal hairstyle?
Short and clean-cut
Short hair with a goatee and prominent mustache
Long and unkempt; I don't pay much attention to it.
It changes, depending on how I feel.

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4 hat Which of these hats would you be most likely to wear?
Fedora
Driver's hat
Nurse's hat
Skull cap

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5 philosophy on work What's your philosophy about work?
Work enough to live the way you want.
A career is honorable and important, especially if it involves mayhem!
If you're good at something, always get paid well for it.
Do what makes you feel alive, even if people don't accept it.

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6 rivals How important is it to have rivals?
It's fine if they are there, but I don't always need them.
It's honorable to have competitors.
Rivals make work worth doing.
Your biggest rival is yourself.

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7 family How close are you to your family?
About average
We are pretty close, it's the honorable thing to do.
Not close at all
We have a love-hate relationship.

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8 morality Do you have a strong sense of morality?
I did for a while, but it was slowly eroded.
No, there's no need for morals in a world like ours.
Yes, it's my duty to uphold morality, even if I'm evil while doing it.
It's there, but it's flexible.

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9 getting paid well How much does getting paid well matter to you?
I need to make enough to have a good time!
I want whatever I am owed – nothing more or less.
I'm trying to make as much as possible.
I'd rather make an impact.

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10 weapon Which of these weapons are you most likely to use in a crime spree?
Blowtorch
Lapel flower that squirts acid
A bat or blunt object
Sword

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11 rob a bank What's the best way to rob a bank?
Hire a team and then kill them off at the end.
Challenge the security guard to a duel
Distract them with comedy
Brute force and intimidation

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12 partner in crime Who would be your partner as a criminal mastermind?
My mom
The mob
I'd work alone.
Whichever lackeys were for hire at the time

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13 humor Which of these is your favorite type of humor?
Witty puns
Slapstick
Black comedy
Nonsense

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Venom
Daredevil
Superman
Deadpool

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15 Batman Which actor did the best job playing Batman?
Michael Keaton
Adam West
Christian Bale
George Clooney

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16 Unwind Which of these is your ideal way to unwind after a long day?
Causing mayhem
Listening to opera music
Spending time with family
Organizing the house

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17 leadership Which of these best describes your leadership style?
My way or the highway
Lead with honor
By any means necessary
Make your team laugh

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18 important business deal How do you typically handle an important business deal?
Forcing things to go my way
With firm respect
However I need to get the best result
I'm lighthearted to disarm the other person.

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19 music What is your favorite type of music?
Opera
Classic rock
Grunge
Crooners

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20 car What kind of car would you most want to drive?
Ferrari
Bugatti
Cadillac
Toyota

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Disarm them with humor, then strike
Intimidate them to get them to do what I want
Be so crazy that they don't even want to challenge me.
Beating them head-to-head in a battle

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22 speech What would you talk about in a speech to your enemy right before trying to eliminate them?
I'd just crack a funny joke.
Human nature
Respect and integrity
How great I am

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23 police How would you feel about being a criminal mastermind that cooperates with the police?
I would only do it in the right circumstances.
I'll work with whoever I need to in order to achieve my goals.
Sometimes you have to grease a few wheels.
I would go to them for protection first.

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24 good or bad Are people naturally good, bad, or somewhere in the middle?
Good
Bad
Who cares?
They start out good, but that can change as life happens.

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25 party What's your favorite thing to do while out at a party?
Boast about my accomplishments
Show off my strength
Plan a way to cause mayhem
Make people laugh

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26 nurse Assuming you weren't a criminal mastermind, what alternative career would you want?
Nurse
Comedic actor
Oil Company CEO
Stuntman

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27 stolen money What would you do with a large amount of money that you successfully stole from a person or business?
Burn it!
Give it to people in my life who need it
Use it to fund more illegal businesses
Donate it to charity

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28 color outfit What's your favorite color outfit to wear?
Purple
White
Black
Orange

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29 manipulate people How would you manipulate people you want to control?
A gun
Appealing to them with logic
Frightening them with my insanity
Becoming friends with them

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30 portland Of all these cities besides Gotham, which would you most want to live in?
Los Angeles
Houston
Portland
Springfield

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