Which Weird AF Animal Combination Are You?

By: Emily Maggrett

Which Weird AF Animal Combination Are You?
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About This Quiz

Are you as cunning as a snake? As timid as a rabbit? As playful as a monkey?

Or does your personality combine the silliness of a goose with the loyalty of a Labrador retriever?

Sometimes our personalities can't be summed up by simple metaphors such as "proud as a lion" or "lazy as a sloth." We can be proud and simultaneously shy, lazy and simultaneously determined.

In this quiz, we're not going to tell you that you're merely grumpy like a camel or brave like a wolf. Instead, we're going to diagnose your personality and offer up a weird AF animal combination that suits your unique combination of psychological traits. 

Maybe you're a blend of spider and giraffe: gentle but good at weaving complex plots. Perhaps you're a mix of tortoise and robin: slow-moving, but cheerful and bright. Or maybe you're like the mythical hippogryph, a creature that combines the power of a horse with the fierceness of an eagle.

There's only one way to find out which weird AF animal combination describes you — take this wild quiz!

What would you do if someone asked you to be part of a massive diamond heist?
Immediately say yes!
Tell everyone you were asked, thus blowing the operation.
Say no because it sounds too dangerous.
Say no because you don't like elaborate plans.

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How much do you like yourself?
A medium amount
A lot!
I'm a little insecure.
I'm awful but I don't care!

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Do you ever make silly messes, like getting flour all over the kitchen while baking?
No. I'm not the heroine in a rom-com.
I wish I did, but I'm way more likely to just break something.
All the time!
I make disgusting messes but I think they're cute and enjoy Instagramming them.

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If you never had to work again, what time would you wake up every morning?
10 a.m.
5 a.m.
8 a.m.
Noon

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Would you rather live in a hole or a nest?
Hole
Nest
Cave
I love caves, holes and nests equally!

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Are you a good swimmer?
Nope!
I'm a fantastic swimmer.
I like paddling around.
No, but I still like hanging out in swamps.

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Do you have fluffy hair?
My hair is sleek.
No!
Yes!
Define "fluffy..."

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Would you like to visit Australia?
Sure, I guess?
Absolutely
No
It's my home!

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Are you more warm or aloof?
I'm aloof and elusive.
I'm warm and sassy.
I'm warm yet chill.
I'm aloof and intense.

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What is your hair like?
Dark and sleek
Multi-colored
Fluffy
Stringy

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Are you resilient?
Yes. I'm good at reinventing myself.
Not really. I'm tough physically but have a fragile ego.
I'm extremely resilient and can bounce back from almost any catastrophe.
No, you couldn't call me a survivor. I'm not good at weathering change.

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Do you get your way through diplomacy or stubbornness?
I use diplomacy and sneakiness to get my way.
I loudly and stubbornly repeat myself.
I use strategic cuteness to get my way.
I get my way through shrieking and brute force.

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Are you timid?
Yeah
Nope
A little bit
Not really

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At performances, do you often clap?
I do the bare minimum.
I love to clap.
I prefer to do small dances of appreciation.
I'm not a clapper.

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What kind of weather do you feel most comfortable in?
Dark, cool weather
A hot and sunny morning
Any weather
Hot summer nights

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What do you like to eat?
Seeds, berries or meat
Corn or fish
Seafood and meat
Everything

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Are you light on your feet?
Yes, I'm graceful!
No
No, but I'm fast.
Haha, absolutely not!

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Do you enjoy hanging out in ports and harbors?
Yes, I like scouting for fish scraps.
Yes, I'm sociable like that.
No!
Absolutely not, that sounds dangerous for me.

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Are you often late?
Not really?
I tend to be early.
No, I'm the eager type.
Yep!

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Do you enjoy grooming?
Yes, very much so.
No, not really.
I do when other people do it for me.
People must accept me as I am!

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Are you assertive?
I'm shy, but I'm good at saying no.
Yes, I am. Would you like to know more things about me?
I make people guess what I want, and I'm unrepentant about it.
I'm loud and I have bad boundaries.

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Are you slow-moving or swift?
I'm swift as heck.
I'm awkward and fast.
I'm quick but easily distracted.
I'm slow-moving but deliberate.

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Do you use your cuteness to get out of unpleasant duties?
Yes, and it works sometimes.
Yes, and it never works.
Yes, and it works.
No, that's beneath me.

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Are you a good liar?
Yes
Hell, no
No
Heck yes

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Do you have a lot of predators or enemies?
Yes, and I'm scared of them.
Not that I know of...
No. Everybody loves me.
My only enemy is time.

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Are you loud?
No! I am discreet.
I'm loud and proud.
I've got a cute high voice.
My voice is... powerful.

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Do you like humid weather?
I hate the rain.
I like brisk, dry weather.
I love it!
I like hot and humid weather.

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Are you tall?
No
I'm medium-sized.
I'm very small!
Yes

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Could you win a fight with someone slightly larger than you?
Unfortunately, nope!
Yes, I'm scrappy.
No, I'm delicate.
Yes, I am very tough.

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What's your most powerful quality?
I'm smart and sly.
I'm bold and charming.
I'm extremely adorable.
I'm a force to be reckoned with.

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