Which Wild Dog Are You?

By: Brian Whitney

Which Wild Dog Are You?
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About This Quiz

As human beings, most of us feel superior to the wild dogs in the world, yet we all have something to learn from them as well. As much as these dogs are wild, they all still live in a society that us humans could learn something from. Dogs are an incredibly popular animal for a reason, and much of it has to do with just how cool these animals are in the wild.

But with that said all wild dogs have some differences, ones that might make us humans identify with them, or maybe not so much. Are you like a wolf? You might think you would be intimidating, but in reality, they are intelligent, not aggressive as a social rule, and can be friendly, although they can take care of themselves in a fight. Or maybe you are like a fox, you might not be strong, but you are smart, subtle, and cunning. Or perhaps you are like a coyote, a bit shy and on the sneaky side of things? Or possibly you a bit like the dingo, playful and fun loving, but not above a bit of underhanded behavior to survive? Take this quiz to find out which pack of wild dogs might take you in.

How would people describe you?
People would describe me as funny.
People would describe me as shy.
People would describe me as classy.
People would describe me as friendly.

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Do you like parties?
I like them okay.
Not at all.
No, small ones are cool though.
I love them!

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Do you like to work as a team?
I hate it.
Maybe a small one.
No, that isn't my thing.
I love teams!

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Are you good at telling jokes?
Dude, I am so funny, it is unreal.
I don't think I know any.
Not really.
I think am pretty good.

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Where would you go out to eat?
A sports bar.
A family restaurant.
A fine dining restaurant.
Any place that could handle me and all my friends.

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Has anyone ever described you as "sneaky"?
Well, maybe a little.
Oh yeah, they have.
No, I am pretty straightforward.
No, not ever.

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Who would you go on vacation with?
I would go by myself.
My significant other.
Someone I was dating.
My whole crew of friends.

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What do you think of Little Red Riding Hood?
It was hilarious!
It was kind of sad.
It was dull.
It was an insult to all wolves.

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What movie do you hate the most?
"Evil Angels."
Any Loony Tunes movie.
"The Grey Fox."
"An American Werewolf in London."

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Where sounds like a cool place to spend the day?
The desert.
The suburbs.
My house.
The woods.

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Are you motivated at work?
Not so much.
Sure, kind of.
Very much so.
Yes, I am a team player.

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Are you in a committed relationship?
No way.
Yes, I have been for years.
Yes, but it is complicated.
I'm single and looking.

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How often do you eat fast food?
All the time.
Sometimes.
Never.
Rarely.

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A friend of yours didn't eat their last slice of pizza, do you want it?
Totally!
Hmm, what kind is it?
No, that is gross.
No, I will get my own slice if I want one.

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How strong are you?
Pretty strong.
Kind of strong.
Not very strong.
Totally strong.

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How neat do you keep your place?
My place is trashed.
Kind of neat.
Very neat.
Ehh, it depends on my mood.

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How many close friends do you have?
None.
One, and it is my significant other.
Between two and five friends.
More than five.

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Are you a rule follower?
Not at all.
Usually.
I make the rules.
I always follow rules.

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What is your favorite type of movie?
A comedy.
A love story.
A spy movie.
Adventure.

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How much do you hate that cartoon roadrunner?
A lot.
More than anything.
I actually kind of like him.
He is the worst.

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How would you describe Mr. Fox?
He's lame.
He's cool.
He's fantastic.
He's boring.

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How do you flirt?
I crack jokes.
I act sincere.
I use my knowledge to impress.
With the help of my wingman.

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Where might you be at night?
On the prowl.
Hiding in a bush.
Making dinner and getting ready to go out.
Pregaming with my crew.

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Whoa, look at that huge water buffalo, what do you do?
Attack him, then run like crazy.
Hide.
Daydream about what might be.
Call my boys.

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What would be a good job for you?
Actor.
Fashion designer.
C.E.O.
The Army.

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What sport would you most enjoy?
Track and field.
Tennis.
Golf.
Football.

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If you weren't happy in a relationship, would you cheat?
Yep.
I would never do that.
I would try not to, that is tacky.
I would hope not.

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What do you think of domesticated dogs?
They're lame.
They are probably cool.
They're boring.
I would hang out with them.

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When do you get up?
10 a.m.
Noon.
2 p.m.
8 a.m.

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Are you good with your hands?
Not really.
I am pretty good.
I am very good.
Not so much.

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