Which X-Men Villain Are You?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
If you had your way, how would the world look at the end of the week?
Humans would be destroyed or subjugated.
All my problems would be eradicated.
I'd be running the world as the perfect being.
The universe would be done.

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Which one of the X-Men would you most want to corrupt to your ways?
Professor X
Wolverine
Cyclops
Jean Grey

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Which of the X-Men could you take out without even breaking a sweat?
Wolverine
Iceman
Angel
Professor X

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If the X-Men were too busy to fight, who would you go toe-to-toe with?
The Avengers
The Fantastic Four
Spider-Man
The Guardians of the Galaxy

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Which other villain would you team up with if you wanted to create an unstoppable force of villainy?
Mystique
Magneto
Apocalypse
Galactus

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Marvel and DC crossover every once in a while. Which DC hero would you like a shot at?
Batman
The Justice League
Superman
Wonder Woman

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If you were in the DC Universe, it'd help to team up with a DC villain. Which nefarious DC partner would you pick?
Lex Luthor
The Red Lanterns
Sinestro
Darkseid

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The X-Men aren't the only X team in the universe. What other X team would you take on?
Gen X
X-Factor
X-Force
Excalibur

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You need a henchman if you're going to be a proper villain. Who's doing your grunt work?
Sabretooth
William Stryker
Juggernaut
I don't need a henchman.

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What turned you towards a life of villainy anyway?
Had some bad experiences.
I was made that way.
I had an epiphany.
It's just my nature.

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What motivates you to do the work you do?
Passion
Programming
Intellect
Primal feeling

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Do you think you could be a hero if you tried?
Definitely
It's not what I'm built for.
That's not the life for me.
Anything's possible.

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What's the most important thing in the world?
Being right
Doing your job well
Power
Following your feelings

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How do you typically solve problems right now?
By being right
I power through them.
I can talk them out.
I'll make a scene if I have to.

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Have you ever been in an actual fight with someone?
Yes, I have.
More than a few
I can avoid confrontation.
Nope

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What's the one thing that sets you off the most in life?
Intolerance
Everything
Stupidity
Being disrespected

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How do you tend to express your anger?
I have explosive blow ups.
I don't get angry.
I stay cool no matter what.
Loudly and with a lot of drama.

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Do you like to stand out in a crowd or are you a little more reserved?
I'll draw people's attention when I need to.
Depends on what I'm doing.
I stay in the background when I can.
I'm hard to miss.

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Do you think all villains are bad or just misunderstood?
Definitely misunderstood
It doesn't matter.
Sometimes you just need to be sinister.
Evil is a subjective term.

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Are you the kind of person who can make a big sacrifice to achieve a goal?
Definitely
I'm not sure.
That shouldn't be necessary.
Of course

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What's the worst crime you've ever committed in real life?
I speed sometimes.
I haven't committed any crime, really.
I have a few parking tickets.
I plead the 5th.

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What's your response going to be if someone cuts you off in traffic?
The finger
I'll remember them.
Some vitriolic cursing
Rage like nobody's business

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Are you a generally happy person or not?
More or less, sure
I'm chill, does that count?
I'm not particularly emotional at all.
I'm more manic than happy.

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If someone stole your lunch at work, what would be your reaction?
Check the office security footage to see who did it
Destroy all lunches
Eye for an eye, lunch for a lunch
I'm raging against the whole office.

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How likely are you to tell a little white lie during your day?
I'll tell it if I need to.
I don't need to lie.
Lies, truths, is there really a difference?
I do it constantly.

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The Avengers have had some pretty decent villains; which one do you admire the most?
Killmonger
Ultron
Hela
Thanos

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What would you consider your biggest weakness right now?
I can flip flop a little too much.
I'm not super creative.
I'm single-minded.
I can be irrational.

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What is your greatest strength?
I can see the big picture.
I'm very intelligent.
I'm relentless.
I'm basically a force of nature.

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No one really considers themselves evil. So how would you describe yourself?
Bold
Calculating
Eccentric
Unpredictable

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Any good villain leads a team of villains. Which team do you want to lead?
Brotherhood of Evil Mutants
The Purifiers
The Externals
The Hellfire Club

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