Who Are You In Arthurian Legend?

By: Zoe Samuel

Who Are You In Arthurian Legend?
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About This Quiz

Everyone loves the stories of Camelot, of brave knights, and mysterious sorceresses. But which of the heroes and villains of the myths do you most resemble? Let's find out!
How do you feel about virginity?
Love it.
Lost it.
I don't believe in it.
Keep that for marriage, folks.

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Would you ever be someone's side piece?
Never.
I already am.
I'm asexual so it doesn't come up.
No, but I try not to judge.

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Holy Grail: how important is it to you?
It's like, the most important cup.
I want it so bad, even though I know I'll never get it.
I'm sure it's pretty and all, but I just think it's a distraction.
Not interested.

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Do you love a good seating plan?
Absolutely. I always want to sit in the most important seat.
Yes, I get bitchy if I'm put too far from the head of the table.
Yes, it's a good way to put people in their place, literally.
I don't care about such things.

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Would you ever lie to your best friend?
I never lie.
Yes, but I felt super bad.
I do it for funsies.
I have lied but only for my privacy.

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What do you look for in a partner?
I like them God-shaped.
True love, and a ring that someone else put on it.
Ideally someone who won't steal my power and then have me disappeared.
Mutual support, trust, and respect.

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What's your signature style?
White and red.
Stripes.
Robe and staff.
Awesome gown.

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Do you care what random people think of you?
I don't know what they think of me so I can't worry about it.
Yes, but it doesn't stop me doing what I want.
Yes, mainly because it's fun to troll them.
No. The people who know me, know what I stand for.

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How do you want to be remembered?
As a chaste and good person who led a good life.
As a flawed but mostly awesome person.
As someone who was extremely cool.
As someone who was extremely smart.

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Do you believe in true love?
The only true love is God's love.
I sure do.
Nah.
I didn't, but then I experienced it.

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How do you like to spend your time?
Seeking Grails, mostly.
Questing, hunting, making love.
Toying with the lives of lesser mortals.
Hanging out with my hubby and being wise.

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How do you feel about magic?
Evil unless God does it.
Not to be trusted.
Very helpful.
Mostly a thing that hurts you.

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What's your relationship with Christ?
We're tight.
It's complicated.
We're enemies.
We're not close, but we get on.

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What's your position on lakes?
I don't feel strongly about lakes.
I grew up in one.
I had one of my friends lie in one to surprise my protege with a present. You should've seen the look on his face!
They're pretty I guess.

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Do you care about earthly honors?
Nope.
Totally.
Not really, but I like messing with people who do.
If honors come as a result of my choices, great, but I don't seek them.

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Is fidelity overrated?
This isn't an issue for me.
Yeah, sometimes life happens, you know?
I don't believe in monogamy.
Not at all.

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What's your weapon?
Sword.
Lance.
Magic.
Smarts.

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Who might portray you in a ridiculous manner?
Joan Baez.
Monty Python.
Everyone.
Chaucer.

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What's your symbol?
A red cross on a white background.
Three bendlets gule, which is a fancy way of saying three diagonal stripes.
A triskelion. It's super Druidic and makes a great tattoo.
A pentangle. It looks subversive but it's really Christian.

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How do you feel about your in-laws or extended family?
My grandfather stepped up when my father wouldn't.
They're total manipulators.
They're mostly awful people.
I like my husband's family way better than mine.

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What compliment would be most accurate for you?
I'm virtuous and persistent.
I'm, like, totally swole you guys.
I'm smart and powerful.
I'm beautiful and honorable.

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How do you feel about Druids?
They're the baddies.
I don't know any Druids.
They're my peeps!
I'm cool with everyone.

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How do you feel about the opposite sex?
Some are virtuous, some vile.
I love one; all the others are crap.
I don't really see the world in terms of gender.
Most aren't that great, but there are some awesome ones out there.

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What's your parenting style?
I don't have kids.
Profoundly lacking, to say the least.
Zany fairy godfather.
Loving and honorable.

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Who's your nemesis?
Sin is my only enemy.
King Pell├ęs.
The damsel Nimueh who totally stole my powers.
Sir Gromer Somer Joure. Stupid name, bad personality.

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How do you feel about children?
Not interested.
Love 'em, except my own, who I ignore.
I love other people's children.
Parenthood rocks and I'm into it.

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What insult do people often use against you?
I'm self-righteous.
I'm slutty.
I'm dishonest.
I'm ugly.

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What insult would actually be justified?
They shouldn't criticize me at all because I'm totally perfect.
I lie to my best friend and I break vows.
Technically, I'm complicit in some really serious crimes, and I'm manipulative as hell.
I can be a little bit crafty to get what I need, but in my defence, I only do that when I'm in a terrible situation.

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What sort of an end do you expect to come to?
A super virtuous one of my choosing.
A humiliating one after seeing all my dreams turn to ash.
A mysterious one. I'll just vanish sometime.
A really sad one that devastates my family.

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What do women want?
The wise ones want to be close to God and live good lives.
They want my hot bod.
They want to take my stuff.
Sovereignty over their own fate. This isn't complicated, people.

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