Who Are You on True Blood?

By: Artimis Charvet

Who Are You on True Blood?
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About This Quiz

The True Blood TV show was adapted from Charlaine Harris' Sookie Stackhouse book series. It revolved around Sookie- a virgin waitress who managed to get tangled up in the supernatural world in her home, Bon Temps, Louisiana. Now her lovers are vampires, her boss is a shape shifter, her brother is a werewolf and she has fairy blood! And while the TV series loosely follows the books, it's just as interesting, especially now that we could add faces to the names of those we were reading about for so long. If you were a fan of the books, the show or both, you need to take this quiz to find out who you are. 

Are you Jessica? She's the baby vamp who's still in touch with her human side. She's loyal, passionate and an amazing friend to have. Or are you Pam? She's a no-nonsense, big league boss who runs her own club and is also a bit of a player. Are you Andy? He works in law enforcement and can be as childish as he is funny. Or are you someone darker and sexier like say ... Eric Northman? There's really only one way to find out, and it's with this quiz! 

What kind of power would you like to have?
Mind Control
Shape Shifting
Flying
Super Strength

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Where would you like to hang out this evening?
Merlotte's
Fangtasia
Bon Temps Police Station
Compton's Mansion

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The True Death awaits you — how do you react?
I fight for survival
I come up with a masterful plan to avoid it
I freak out
I accept my destiny

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How do you feel about True Blood?
Yum - satisfyingly delicious
It's cool, but I'd rather have a hit of real vampire blood.
Meh - I don't have a use for it
As long as it keeps the vampires away, I 'm all about it

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Choose a weapon to use in the vampire-human war:
My fangs
Wooden Stakes
A hand gun
A knife

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Among your friends, you are...
The worrywart
The wild child
The flirt
The emo one

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Which of these movies would you most like to watch?
The Craft
Rosemary's Baby
The Sixth Sense
Interview with a Vampire

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Supernatural power is...
Alluring
Cool, but overrated
The ultimate key to success
I don't really care one way or another

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Who or what do you fear the most?
Lilth
Fairy Vampire hybrids
Demon Babies
Myself

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It is time to get rid of your enemy — how do you do it?
Intimidate them to death
Shape shift into an animal they fear
Politely ask them to leave the dark side
Hand to hand combat

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Your friend asks you to help them fight against evil. You...
Roll your eyes and sigh, again?
Crack a witty joke
Help them
Run and hide

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What do you consider your tragic flaw?
I'm overly emotional
I can be too gullible
I'm easily annoyed
I act before I think

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How naked are you willing to get in public?
I'm offended by this question
In the buff, all the way
I'll strip down to my underwear, for a good reason
I don't kiss and tell

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How do you spend a Sunday afternoon?
Sunbathing
In a bar
Drinking
Shopping

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Which are you?
Gay
Bi
Straight
Other

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Who's your best friend?
Someone I've known since childhood
My co-worker
My significant other
Someone I met at college

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What's your greatest aspiration?
Love
Success
Fun
World domination

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Of the following, who's you favorite True Blood villain?
Salome Agrippa
Marnie Stonebrook
Lilith
Sarah Newlin

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What are your thoughts on vampires?
They're sexy.
They're fine as long as they don't hurt me.
They should never come out of the coffin.
They're more complicated than people understand.

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What's your worst nightmare?
Being forced to hear everyone's thoughts
Having uncontrollable wild urges
Getting killed in your sleep
Clowns

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What's your ideal job?
Owning your own business
Something where you serve customers
Something illegal
Any job will do

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You find a child alone, lost in the woods. What do you do?
Stop for a quick snack.
Go get help. You're afraid you'd frighten the child if you approached alone.
Make friends with the child. Go for ice cream and a nice chat, then bring the child home.
Yell at the child for being a fool for getting lost in the woods, grab the child by the hand and march her straight home.

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How do you feel if someone confides a deep, dark secret to you?
Think, "how can I use this to my advantage?"
Think they're a fool to trust anyone that much
Honor-bound to keep the confidence
Relieved that they said out loud what you knew all along

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What best describes your earliest childhood memory?
Fear, just fear.
The sweet smell of freshly mown grass.
Watching the adults bring in the harvest.
Watching your father leave on a ship.

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You're most comfortable
in your flannel pajamas.
naked.
when you're with your closest friends.
playing the piano or reading -- pursuits that engage your mind and your aesthetic sensibilities.

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What's your best feature?
Your honesty.
Your determination.
Your loyalty.
Your hair.

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If you could vacation anywhere, where would you go?
Anywhere but here.
A nice sunny beach.
I can vacation anywhere, but I choose to stay here.
1858.

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What's your favorite book?
Alice in Wonderland
Beowulf
Collected Poems of Walt Whitman
How to Love Yourself (but you hide it so no one else will see it)

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There's a serial killer in town that's probably trying to kill you, so you...
Phh... Nobody can kill me!
You pretty scared, and you try to get people to help you, without showing how scared you really are.
You try to figure out who it is, and what you can do to stop him/her.
You get your guns and hide.

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You own a grocery store and you catch someone stealing something, so you...
Act calm, but ask the theif to give whatever it was he was stealing back and to leave.
Say something sassy and kick him out!
Be polite unless he is being rude.
Say something scary and squeeze his arm until he gives whatever he was stealing back.

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